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Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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sweet thursday posted:

Bengals posters rise up!

I can't, I'm too busy eating a 3 way and a slab of goetta.

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Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Most Bengals fans don't hate the Browns, we sympathize with them. We had our decade+ of awful football, bad head coaches, and terrible draft picks. We understand Browns fans frustration. gently caress the Steelers though.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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a patagonian cavy posted:

i wonder how the Cincinnati bengals will do tomorrow. at football.

They did the football very well.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Eifert Posting posted:

He hasn't even been active.

It's idiotic.

It makes me mad.

He sucks, I’m assuming that since he’s still on his rookie contract that’s the only reason he hasn’t been cut yet

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Bengals need to bring back Bruce Coslet to fix the offense

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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All I remember about the Ravens is when Ray Lewis murdered (allegedly) two guys

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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SilvergunSuperman posted:

I've seen the Bengals mocked picking up a TE with their first, I'd be ok with that.

The Bengals suck at drafting tight ends and offensive linemen so I hope not.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the bengals have won the super bowl

The Bengals will never win the Super Bowl, we are a cursed franchise in a cursed city.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
Soiled Meat
Bengals have a brutal schedule except for the Colts the rest of the way I could see this team missing the playoffs at this point. The defense isn't as good as last year and they can't or won't run the ball to take some of the pressure off of Burrow.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Joe Burrow made of glass, another Bengos lost decade incoming.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Soiled Meat

Bengos had two years of success, now they must pay in blood.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the bengals have never been bad

sharknado slashfic posted:

They've also never been good so it's a conundrum

Schrödinger's Bengos

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Got to admit I thought this team was dead after Burrow went down.

Swiller of Beer fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Dec 10, 2023

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Jake Browning, elite?

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Bengos had their two years of success, back to a decade of mediocrity we go to pay for it...

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Pontius Pilate posted:

Playing a super bowl and afccg the next year close?

This is Cincinnati we take what we can get around here.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
Cold Hearted S.O.B.
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Compared to Bengos football and coaches in the 90s Marvin Lewis was a godsend. Losing in the first round of the playoffs multiple times is way better than watching guys like Dave Shula, Bruce Coslet and Dick Lebeau coach your team into the ground year after year.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

it's called the lamar hunt trophy because lamar is still hunting for one

:perfect:

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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The Raven's need to scheme a way that prevents Lamar from playing hero ball because that's when he's at his worst. He's a great player but he isn't the type of player that can put a team on his back and carry them.

Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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HootTheOwl posted:

I would like to know more about the Pittsburgh Steelers

Steelers, Pittsburgh: The third professional football team of Ohio. Annually finishes just above .500 and always loses in the wildcard round of the playoffs.

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Swiller of Beer
Jan 2, 2003
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I root for the Bengos because I enjoy the feeling of short periods of happiness intertwined with long bouts of depression and sadness.

https://i.imgur.com/yLdVw94.mp4

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