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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Despera posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZachWilson/status/1507001988596260864

This isn't getting enough love.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2022 04:58

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:47

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kawalimus, can I get your thoughts on the following?

WYTS posted:

The Ravens never have any good wideouts. Their backs are always hurt. Their best player is their kicker. No matter how hard the Ravens try to prevent it from happening, somehow Pittsburgh will still dominate this loving division for the next century. David Simon tried to make a less pro-cop version of The Wire this year and it�s not very good.

https://defector.com/why-your-team-sucks-2022-baltimore-ravens/

# ¿ Aug 19, 2022 20:53

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Love to read about the annual Dolphin fantasy about the next FA signing that will surely turn their turd organization around

Brady to Hill for the touchdown! The dolphins advance to the divisional round!

# ¿ Oct 9, 2022 07:02

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Who was the Steelers fan that was a toy that came to life after being locked into a shoebox with a magic key and he got hurt somehow (at a construction site?) and they had to use the magic key to bring an army medic to life to heal him?

This is a great username/post combo.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2022 21:10

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

We've travelled back in time to the late 90s/early 00s.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2023 07:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Joe Thomas has the only stat that matters: Being a big boy

# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 00:27

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Please don't say the r word in tff

# ¿ Jan 13, 2023 08:15

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Eifert Posting posted:

# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 07:57

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Kawalimus posted:

Maybe Harbaugh will announce Greg Roman's departure and talk like he normally does. Then DeCosta will get up and be like "and also we have another...unfortunate departure to announce". Then John Harbaugh is like "wait, you're not bringing back Lamar? Who will save my bacon now??" Then DeCosta is like "No, John." Then gets up and whacks Harbaugh in the head with the SB47 Lombardi Trophy and gives him a professional wrestling style beatdown. Then Lamar appears to stop the carnage and gets between DeCosta and the bloodied Harbaugh. Then turns around with a nasty grin and joins in the beatdown.

Step 1 done:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1616134381726203927?t=Fe71PJiKJ6F3LqxImclkiw&s=19

# ¿ Jan 19, 2023 19:16

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

you're referring to when they advertised that the mcnuggets were now made with all white meat chicken. sometimes in the distant past you would bite into a chicken nugget from there, and the inside would be a piece of hard gristle surrounded by spongey fat. you would either chomp onto it a few times and swallow it, or spit it out. that was about 1 out of every 7 or 8 nuggets. so sometimes you didn't get a bad one in your happy meal. but sometimes you could get 2. and you only got 4 so that was awful. jooooohn harbl

This seems like a good analogy for Ravens seasons.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 00:26

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 05:06

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chris James 2 posted:

DeimosRising posted:
Greg Roman coached Lamar Jackson to the best season of his career. That�s true now, and it will be when Jackson retires, too. In your hearts you know this to be true

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2023 07:14

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kawalimus posted:

That's another problem. One of the biggest things the Ravens did was becoming the first ever team to beat the 49ers in a Superbowl. Then that got diluted when the Chiefs also beat them but it's still ok. A big problem here is that the Bengals have lost to the 49ers twice So they were a big part of that 5-0 thing to begin with. So if the Bengals get one of those wins back it not only further weakens the original 5-0 end, but also messes up part of what that was to begin with.

I've already accepted that the Bengals have won the Superbowl. I can live with this. I know they are going to beat the Chiefs and then whoever the NFC opponent is. It's a done deal. But what I'm more worried about is the Eagles vs the 49ers. The Eagles MUST win. Their loss cannot make the Ravens situation worse.

# ¿ Jan 23, 2023 23:30

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kawalimus posted:

# ¿ Jan 24, 2023 01:11

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Please tell me your username is not the cause of these delightful wiggles, I'd be tremendously disappointed.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2023 22:24

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Doltos posted:

Wiggles no. You're supposed to stay away from that stuff

# ¿ Jan 27, 2023 05:45

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2023 00:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

show us your art model

# ¿ Feb 9, 2023 21:21

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Amos Zereoue... 💤

# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 12:26

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Imagine being from ohio

No, I try and avoid self harm.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2023 21:51

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The Plan: Create an ongoing sports controversy to promote the world's most compact, portable, and versatile all-in-one free weight home gym.

Here's my free weight home gym: do burpees until you want to cry. Then do more burpees. Then cry.

# ¿ Apr 3, 2023 02:41

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Oberstwo posted:

Anyone want to talk about the angst of losing a superbowl because i don't know what that feels like

It feels bad man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTXxsLjmHg&t=183s

# ¿ Apr 10, 2023 21:39

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Cavauro posted:

three things needed for the super bowl victory:

-mixon paycut/cut
-official skyline deal
-Kobe Bryant from the Lakers

#1 I'll leave up to your FO.
#2 CHECK
#3 I'll go get my shovel.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2023 16:31

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kawalimus posted:

There is no team that the Tropical Kingbird could represent. So I think we are safe.

It's klif Kingsbury returned from his Thailand vacation to help a team past the Ravens in a super bowl :tinfoil:

# ¿ May 19, 2023 16:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

Chinugdum Ndankwe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

# ¿ Jul 12, 2023 17:50

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Bismack Billabongo posted:

this feels like a 17-13 depression fest

Great thread title for a TNF gdt

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 08:33

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Birb.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2023 18:23

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

It has come to my attention that mosquitoes are now the enemies of birds.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/02/world/hawaii-akikiki-honeycreeper-extinction-c2e-spc-scn-intl/index.html

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 05:16

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

It's 3:33 am and I can't sleep.

Amos Zereoue

# ¿ Nov 10, 2023 12:33

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Redeye Flight posted:

But they can't go 9-7 with a 17 game schedule?

Just go on a weeklong bender.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2023 11:17

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Saved a bird life today from my rear end in a top hat cats.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 00:09

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Nervous posted:

Saved a bird life today from my rear end in a top hat cats.

Spoke too soon :smith:

# ¿ Nov 23, 2023 01:43

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Borsche69 posted:

there will never be a game as perfect as civilization 4 ever again

A man after my heart. I liked playing monarch fractal maps after a while. I should give that a go again.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2023 10:53

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Calidus posted:

Flacco winning another superbowl has to be funniest possible outcome for the season.

Still wouldn't stop the "Is Joe Flacco elite?" posts

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 05:59

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Odovaucer posted:

he's ten wins behind, he'd need another season, but he's only three behind big ben for second most.

This is just a brutal stat for the Browns. Factory of Sadness indeed.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2023 18:36

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Kawalimus posted:

I only want us there if we're not playing the 49ers.

I have bad news about the likelihood of a non niners team winning the NFC this year.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 11:51

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Swiller of Beer posted:

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 05:52

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Ghost Dog posted:

non poverty franchises respect superbowl mvps. joes got another 100m contract in him

Cleveland's already proven they're willing to shell out.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2023 00:04

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Chris James 2 posted:

We are at 90% chance now that Joe Flacco is a playoff-starting QB in 2024

Browns proving what we already knew; you can't succeed in this league without an elite QB

# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 02:59

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 18:47

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Swiller of Beer posted:

I root for the Bengos because I enjoy the feeling of short periods of happiness intertwined with long bouts of depression and sadness.

https://i.imgur.com/yLdVw94.mp4

Have you considered alcoholism?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2024 05:52

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