NFC East 2021: That's sewage.

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beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Does Wawa still give out those Eagles schedule keychains, those were really neat in recent years

# ? Aug 12, 2021 17:28

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# ? May 6, 2024 07:32

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

blarzgh posted:

Here's another interesting article about the Eagles Lead Analyst Ryan Pagnetti

Fair warning to Euphronius, it's about their use of 'analytics' over the past 6 years, and helping them win a Superbowl 😬

I guess they stopped using them then lmao

# ? Aug 12, 2021 19:30

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

beep by grandpa posted:

Does Wawa still give out those Eagles schedule keychains, those were really neat in recent years

I got one last year so they certainly DID

# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:22

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

Well that helps me for the 2020 season :P

# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:26

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I accept the Steelers as an honorary NFCE team for tonight.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:32

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Go birds

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:26

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

I accept the Steelers as an honorary NFCE team for tonight.

10:00pm on Hulu, what the gently caress?

Edit: NVM that's the replay

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:29

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I�m older than Sirianai

Great

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:42

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Hurts is looking better than I expected

Quez shoulda had that pass

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:03

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Flacco!

Kinda wanted to see more hurts though.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:07

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Quez Watkins nice

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:09

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

TOUCHDOWN PHIDDLELFIA EAGGULLS!

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:09

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

'New theory on why the Iggles don't want Foles. If they bring in "Big Dick" Nick, what would that make Nick Sirianni?'

# ? Aug 13, 2021 01:18

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

dingo with a joint posted:

'New theory on why the Iggles don't want Foles. If they bring in "Big Dick" Nick, what would that make Nick Sirianni?'

We�d need to know more about Sirianni�s package first.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 02:38

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

Steelers have rushed for nearly triple the yardage the Iggles have this game.

I mean, Iggles o-line does NOT look great, it's not like they could be opening up holes anyway, but...

...lol I am genuinely nervous about my guys losing a preseason game that means absolutely nothing, this is great 😀

# ? Aug 13, 2021 02:51

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

my fandom is currently on pause due to all the Watson rumors. my fandom will be resumed either week one or upon resolution of that situation, whichever happens first

# ? Aug 13, 2021 03:11

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/bykevinclark/status/895432629629194241?s=19

# ? Aug 13, 2021 18:59

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

dingo with a joint posted:

Steelers have rushed for nearly triple the yardage the Iggles have this game.

Eagles have a running back named Kenneth Gainwell.

I'd just give him the ball a lot.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 23:44

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

BiggerBoat posted:

Eagles have a running back named Kenneth Gainwell.

I'd just give him the ball a lot.

Heck yes; when someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Edit: My Pats friend just watched yesterday's Steagles game, and has dubbed the Iggles' defense "the Green Card", because "they let anyone in".

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:29

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

dingo with a joint posted:

Heck yes; when someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Edit: My Pats friend just watched yesterday's Steagles game, and has dubbed the Iggles' defense "the Green Card", because "they let anyone in".

Best thing a Pats fan ever did?

# ? Aug 14, 2021 18:27

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

# ? Aug 14, 2021 22:24

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

dingo with a joint posted:

Heck yes; when someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Hell yeah, I agree. We're making things too complicated.

Eagles need to scour the waiver wire for Marcus Pancake, Billie Joe Nutcrusher, "Chief" Jay Longfoot, Harvey Ketchum, H.R. Block and, most of all, one Johnny Sack. Except I heard he died of cancer in federal prison.

Jim Kiick was obviously misused decades ago in Miami.

Also, have some Onion humor.

quote:

Cowboys Sign Young 70-Year-Old Backup To Compete With Jerry Jones For Owner Job

ARLINGTON, TX�Hoping to light a fire under the executive after years of poor performance, the Dallas Cowboys signed a young 70-year-old backup owner on Tuesday to compete with Jerry Jones for his job. �We love Jerry, but he just hasn�t been performing to his full potential the past few decades, so we thought the time was right to give him a little motivation,� said vice president Stephen Jones, who claimed that while the Cowboys are not planning on moving on from their longtime owner, it did not hurt to have a little insurance if his skills continue to decline.

https://www.theonion.com/cowboys-sign-young-70-year-old-backup-to-compete-with-j-1847456861

# ? Aug 15, 2021 16:32

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1425196100743405568?s=19

# ? Aug 17, 2021 13:07

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

blarzgh posted:

https://twitter.com/greggrosenthal/status/1425196100743405568?s=19

Good eye by Roseman there.

# ? Aug 17, 2021 14:25

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

Good eye by Roseman there.

Trey Lance may be a good quarterback one day, but he just won't be good until he starts making better throws than this, right?

# ? Aug 17, 2021 15:00

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I have no idea what �trey lance� is

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:05

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

I have no idea what “trey lance” is

The 49ers rookie, first round draft pick QB who threw that awful pass in those pictures

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:16

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

blarzgh posted:

The 49ers rookie, first round draft pick QB who threw that awful pass in those pictures

Did you post in the wrong thread or what? IDGI

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:17

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I can�t tell if it�s a completed pass from those pictures so what do you want to know

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:17

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Sickening posted:

Did you post in the wrong thread or what? IDGI

He knows the bit already:

euphronius posted:

I can’t tell if it’s a completed pass from those pictures so what do you want to know

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:23

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

euphronius posted:

Good eye by Roseman there.

More like Stoutland is a coaching god

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

More like Stoutland is a coaching god

It was an organization win yeah.

I guess saying �rose man� was a bit of a shorthand

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:32

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

https://twitter.com/rvacchianosny/status/1427650372366213127?s=21

Giants best NFC East team.

# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:34

Kim Jong Il: Aug 16, 2003

The Giants traded Isaac Yiadom for Josh Jackson, which I don't really have an opinion on. Yiadom is a third or fourth corner who seemed to improve as the year went on when he was pressed into duty.

Darnay Holmes is the likely #3, I think Rodarius Williams is #4, and Keion Crossen probably makes the roster as a gunner. So that means Jackson is probably the #6 corner over Sam Beal, and Aaron Robinson starts the year on PUP.

God Beal was such a lovely pick, although he's barely played, so who knows what he could do if he got reps.

# ? Aug 17, 2021 20:29

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/1427771690285686788?s=20

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:45

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