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euphronius posted:Here is a picture of me and Devonta Smith There's a picture you jack off to
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Aug 19, 2021 20:25
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I would never masturbate to a picture of myself
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Aug 19, 2021 20:26
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the Chad that one guy vs the virgin whoever the other guy is
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Aug 19, 2021 20:28
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Hurts looks like the Iron Man suit that Smith would climb into.
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Aug 19, 2021 20:35
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Quiet Feet posted:Hurts looks like the Iron Man suit that Smith would climb into. Loling, before my probe hits
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Aug 19, 2021 21:39
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Quiet Feet posted:It's nice that Devonta Smith gave that gangly teenager his jersey. I'm rooting for him but my heart tells me we drafted another Desean Jackson, maximum, who is electrifying when healthy but not healthy nearly often enough. Hopefully, he at least has the professional instincts not to spike the football before crossing the goal line or run 20 yards backwards on kick returns but looking at guys his size over decades of NFL players, it's hard to be optimistic. In other words, I'm an Eagles fan.
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Aug 19, 2021 21:40
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BiggerBoat posted:I'm rooting for him but my heart tells me we drafted another Desean Jackson, maximum, who is electrifying when healthy but not healthy nearly often enough. Hopefully, he at least has the professional instincts not to spike the football before crossing the goal line or run 20 yards backwards on kick returns but looking at guys his size over decades of NFL players, it's hard to be optimistic. That's kinda where I'm at. If you believe his measurements the dude is 2 inches taller but 5 pounds lighter than DJax. He looks like he'll blow away in a breeze.
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Aug 19, 2021 21:55
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Djax played tons of games. Strange comparison
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Aug 19, 2021 22:03
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Yeah DJax was plenty healthy for the Eagles the first time around. maybe not worth a high first but if we get 2008-2014 DJax where he missed like one game per season that’s far from a lemon
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Aug 19, 2021 22:37
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Djax was def worth a high 1st He was phenomenal
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Aug 19, 2021 23:38
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indigi posted:Yeah DJax was plenty healthy for the Eagles the first time around. maybe not worth a high first but if we get 2008-2014 DJax where he missed like one game per season that’s far from a lemon Truth. And the Birds do need play makers at the position who can stretch the field. Or even catch for that matter. So maybe they just beat him to death for 3 years and cut bait or, best case, move him around, line him up all over the place and use his obvious talent to surprise opposing defenses, resulting in some electrifying plays and opening some poo poo up. I don't know. It's kind of fun for now but my gut tells me that a guy that weighs as much as ME is gonna have a rough one.
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Aug 20, 2021 00:04
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Antonio brown is tiny and did fine
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Aug 20, 2021 00:07
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BiggerBoat posted:I'm rooting for him but my heart tells me we drafted another Desean Jackson, maximum, who is electrifying when healthy but not healthy nearly often enough. Hopefully, he at least has the professional instincts not to spike the football before crossing the goal line or run 20 yards backwards on kick returns but looking at guys his size over decades of NFL players, it's hard to be optimistic. If we have another djax then we have a #1 WR Anyone writing off Smith before watching him play a down in the NFL is fool
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Aug 20, 2021 00:15
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euphronius posted:Antonio brown is tiny and did fine that’s some real bleeding edge of the bell curve poo poo though
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Aug 20, 2021 00:17
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Hurts not starting tonight.
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Aug 20, 2021 00:37
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My local cable shows the eagles game on two channels but when you click on them it’s Big Bang Theory and Cardinals Cowboys
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Aug 20, 2021 00:39
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Me: What year is it? Cosmos: Yes
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Aug 20, 2021 01:08
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I think Smith is going to be really bad, and was very happy the Giants didn't draft him. Then we basically drafted the same player, instead of desperately needed OL.
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Aug 20, 2021 02:50
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The NFC East. It's bad!
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Aug 20, 2021 02:54
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The NFC East is the most entertaining division in the NFL.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:04
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https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1428531916748345348?s=20
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Aug 20, 2021 03:21
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Um. Singleton looked good, I guess?
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Aug 20, 2021 06:41
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Good morning! Time to check the local reaction to last night- https://twitter.com/WIPMorningShow/status/1428698952027807749?s=19
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Aug 20, 2021 15:05
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Why the gently caress not. Flacco Foles all time postseason MVP QB room
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Aug 20, 2021 19:04
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Eagles definitely need to cut Flacco and get ANYBODY else. He's been shot for a few years and I don't even think is a serviceable backup in the NFL I'd seriously see what the Jags would take for Minshew or maybe what it would take to get Marriotta. Foles is better than Flacco right now IMO but that's not saying much.
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Aug 20, 2021 19:49
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I don’t think they should spend draft capital on stopgap players when they have a gaping hole at QB1. at best Minshew gets them to what, 7-8 wins? while Flacco/Foles could probably manage 4 or 5. I say start Hurts every game no matter what just so we’re sure he can’t do it but if not then let me watch Delaware Joe or Nicky Biggity go gently into that good night, I like those guys and I’m fine with watching them suck on the other hand if JAX will straight up swap Hurts for Minshew I’m fully on board
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Aug 20, 2021 20:09
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indigi posted:I don’t think they should spend draft capital on stopgap players when they have a gaping hole at QB1. Correct take. The only possible twist that could get us significant wins this season would be Deshaun Watson, but even that wouldn't be much. Honestly this roster needs a full rehaul and it needs it now. I'm of the opinion that the state of things is that we have Goedert, Graham, Slay, Smith, Lane J, Dillard (I loving hope), and some aging stars like Brooks, Cox, Ertz, and Kelce. Outside of that grouping we have a bunch of weak players that should for the most part be backups or rotational pieces instead of starters. Hurts could end up doing ok and this season will answer that for us but this roster is nowhere near a competitive level and with half of the actual core about to age out we might as well lose the next two years getting a team together again.
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Aug 20, 2021 21:38
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The idea of doing anything other than tanking with wasted 2nd round pick (jfc) hurts is super duper wrong. You ride or die the hurts train this season. Trying to do anything that isn't signing some poo poo free agent on a 1 year flyer is actively malicious to the franchise. Joe flacco fulfills this role. Looking for that 0-17 and then missing big on whatever not generational qb is available next year.
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Aug 20, 2021 22:33
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very dark times ahead for philadelphia fans, brothers. 10,000 years of darkness at this rate.
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Aug 20, 2021 22:58
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tbh after 2017 I find it much harder to get upset about the team losing, but easier to get mad at individual Eagles I don’t like. so far nobody on this team has earned my wrath yet, but if I find out someone’s a antivaxx chud that will be a different story…
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Aug 20, 2021 23:01
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https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/21/will-dak-prescott-be-less-than-100-percent-all-year/quote:During halftime of Friday night’s Chiefs-Cardinals game on ESPN, Adam Schefter made a comment that felt initially like a throwaway line but that, based on the words used, seems significant after playing it back a couple of times. I'm continuing to love the fact that everyone is ignoring the fact that Dak exploded his ankle last season and just magically assuming he'll be fine.
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PFT is garbage, I have zero regard for anything they put out there
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Aug 21, 2021 18:24
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If Dak Prescott is a top 5 QB in his division at 100%, does that make him a top 10 QB in his division if he is less than 100%?
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davecrazy posted:https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/21/will-dak-prescott-be-less-than-100-percent-all-year/ It's the surprise I've been waiting for. Sign someone to the Cowboys, and the contract immediately turns to poo.
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Shinjobi posted:It's the surprise I've been waiting for. Sign someone to the Cowboys, and the contract immediately turns to poo. It's horseshit, his throwing motion is exactly the same, it's just fluff garbage from the NFL'S#1 distribution center of fluff garbage
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Aug 21, 2021 20:20
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davecrazy posted:https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/08/21/will-dak-prescott-be-less-than-100-percent-all-year/ Dak's fine lol.
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Dak's ankle could be fine, his shoulder could be fine, everything mechanically could be fine. But he just signed a big deal so I'm expecting his eyebrows to spontaneously combust mid-game since the Cowboys have that bad luck.
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