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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
god help you when installing Tribunal before leveling a character

I only survived with my custom min-cost-levitate spell Mage Foot and a bunch of ranged magic

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THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?


Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Skyrim, any random npc: so and so has been knocked unconscious

Morrowind, any random npc: With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

making your first major questgiver a crackhead is pretty funny

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Travel to Vivec as level 1 and get the daedric dagger from the sewers. Spam attack on everything and win the game.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I hate Fargoth

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fargoth is the Arthur of TES

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Caesar Saladin posted:

making your first major questgiver a crackhead is pretty funny

That’s *lore*. It really makes u think about the setting and game

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Travel to Vivec as level 1 and get the daedric dagger from the sewers. Spam attack on everything and win the game.

Same except you travel to ghostgate, and also the talking mudcrab

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Welcome, Nerevar. Together we shall speak for the Law and the Land, and shall drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fargoth prob did or said some poo poo he'd be cancelled for

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fargoth browsing YouTube: "What's... swagger? What's.... trill??"

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Ziv Zulander posted:


Same except you travel to ghostgate, and also the talking mudcrab

But the cliff racers man

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Travel to Vivec as level 1 and get the daedric dagger from the sewers. Spam attack on everything and win the game.

interesting way to say Dwemer Jinksword

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



What a grand and intoxicating innocence

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Ziv Zulander posted:

Skyrim, any random npc: so and so has been knocked unconscious

Morrowind, any random npc: With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

Truthfully, it wasn't the copy pasted dungeons or anemic quest design, it was this that made me stop playing Skyrim on my only playthrough. Way to rob me of any agency, developers.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Ziv Zulander posted:

Skyrim, any random npc: so and so has been knocked unconscious

Morrowind, any random npc: With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

morrowind was a bad game tbh

but so was skyrim, fwiw

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fallout 1 and 2 did it best by making it so that the main story was able to be completed even with killing everyone signifgant to it.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Fallout 1 and 2 did it best by making it so that the main story was able to be completed even with killing everyone signifgant to it.

This was good parts of the old fallouts. Morrowind made it so you couldn’t complete the main story if you killed certain people

Every other Bethesda game, that character has been knocked unconscious

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Morrowind, Fallout, etc. both basically just try to do Darklands poo poo but not nearly as cool. That game owns way more than it has any right to.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Life is an opem-world game

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

sweet thursday posted:

Life is an opem-world game

Who is the real life Fargoth

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Morrowind, Fallout, etc. both basically just try to do Darklands poo poo but not nearly as cool. That game owns way more than it has any right to.

I ain’t see you starting your own thread about darklands

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

There's prob five people on this website that played that game

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There's prob five people on this website that played that game

So friggen what

I ain’t never heard of it. That’s don’t stop me. :justpost:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Oh cry me a river I’ve never heard of some obscure rpg :qq:

Just abloo abloo boo hoo hoo

:justpost:

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Basically morrowind is the best game ever. And I count that metric by the most time I’ve spent playing a single video game

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jhVhfHdRQU

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Cry me a river.
Build me a bridge
And get over it

You are the challenger here, after all. So to you goes the courtesy of the first blow. I'm waiting....

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
I'm pretty sure I once played morrowind for 2 days straight, but my memory is pretty hazy about it.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


World record nine second speedrun

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
the Open Engine is really quite bizarre, bringing its own strangeness to Morrowind itself.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
daggerfall is better :colbert:

That Dang Lizard
Jul 13, 2016

what; an idiomt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3MqADgMIks

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
the real endgame of morrowind is to make an elaborate stash of crap somewhere - sometimes in your room in the great house stronghold you’re supposed to build but i’ve also sometimes just taken over a corner of the balmora mages guild etc. sixth house amulets, soul gems and insanely valuable weapons strewn about like some kind of nest

the good thing with morrowind is it doesn’t have a proper physics system so you don’t have advanced physics features such as all the stuff you arranged in a room flying around like crazy if you touch anything, like in skyrim

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Nerevarine is hard to say

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Nerevarine is hard to say

It's Nectarine

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Sorry but I don't want to have to do a bunch of dumb obscure stuff like searching the roots of the most perfectly average sized tree for a magic club or whatever to make the early game bearable. I'll just play a good RPG like Planescape or MegaMan Battle Network

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Analytic Engine posted:

gently caress you. cliff racers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4rXsrZRchQ&t=7s

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i really can't imagine why they put so many cliff racers in that game, they're very annoying

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