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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Vivec was a nasty slut. Just liok at the way he busted all up and down my rear end

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
vivec is thrash who is probably lying about not stabbing the nerevarine out of spite

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Nosfereefer posted:

morrowind deserved getting blown up. just a bunch of evil slavers being colonized by racist romans whie simultaneously oppressing even more marginalized, but still slaving, ashlanders

what place on tamriel isnt basically evil?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

a7m2 posted:

what place on tamriel isnt basically evil?

The guy who stole Fargoth's ring is probably the most morally pure person in Tamriel

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

a7m2 posted:

what place on tamriel isnt basically evil?

p sure there's some other continents. might be some not-evil there maybe?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You want to go Elsweyr for that

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The guy in Cheydinal who sings the Cliff Racer song is also pure

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Every December I re-install morrowind and play for a good while before moving on. It's like I'm reliving being a teenager with nothing else to do during Christmas break every time. Good stuff. Especially with the mods that let you see the whole drat island if you're levitating high enough. It's so fun to break the alchemy system and gain god-like powers in the first hour or so of gameplay. Cool that there are still questlines and things I haven't done or seen. They really packed a lot into it.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

i also like the fact that the imperial cult is true and you meet talos in a bar that one time. i mean "weak-theology polytheistic religion that nobody gives a poo poo about any more turns out to be true" is a pretty well worn fantasy trope but still

Most of the religions are true. Sure, the tribunal temple is built on a lie but even then the tribunal do have the powers of a god.

also

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The guy in Cheydinal who sings the Cliff Racer song is also pure

What about the author of The Lusty Argonian Maid?

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The guy who stole Fargoth's ring is probably the most morally pure person in Tamriel

Hrisskar Flat-Foot is literally a cop.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Ah yes, we've been expecting you. There's a few ways we can do this and the choice is yours.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

PizzaProwler posted:

Hrisskar Flat-Foot is literally a cop.

No he's a slut, poster with Kpop avatar

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



hortator gonna hortate

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I was pretty far into the game with some basic mods, uninstalled accidently, cant find same mods. Game lost. :(

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Edit: I'll post when I figure out how to timestamp.

In the meantime, seen any elves? Hahahahah!

Lord Awkward
Feb 16, 2012

pro starcraft loser posted:

I was pretty far into the game with some basic mods, uninstalled accidently, cant find same mods. Game lost. :(

Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
oh lol i found my stash screenshots







also on my last run i was apparently a wood elf witchhunter and decided to spell craft a battle mode engage spell that summoned a bunch of armor and weapons



Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
The guy at the start says "interesting" in a funny way

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Big Dick Cheney posted:

The guy at the start says "interesting" in a funny way

I wanted to suck him down

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The guy in Cheydinal who sings the Cliff Racer song is also pure

i killed him

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


His purity terrified you and made you want to suck him down

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
i killed him and left his body floating face down underneath a bridge

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

oh lol i found my stash screenshots

dont doxx me

Tosk
Feb 22, 2013

I am sorry. I have no vices for you to exploit.

Inept posted:

i remember back in 2003 people wouldn't shut the gently caress up about planescape torment being the best rpg ever so classic gbs thinks you're wrong and will call you some slurs now

I still think Planescape: Torment is one of the best games ever despite its dated playability, just on the strength of its narrative and setting, and from being before Chris Avellone became a complete creep (or was outed as one)

Maybe this should have been my bad videogame opinion

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

oh lol i found my stash screenshots







also on my last run i was apparently a wood elf witchhunter and decided to spell craft a battle mode engage spell that summoned a bunch of armor and weapons





where is your pillow pile? how many pillows u got?

my brothers and I played on Xbox and we were always jealous back in the day that the item limit was greater on PC, it really cramped our style in making a cool house

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I wanted to suck him down

would you say you wanted to give him a... blowjiub

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Wasn't the dev who put Cliff Racers in this game a goon?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I'm creeping

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYgjFcs9bso

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I almost never get to talk about video games because I only like olden games. I LOVE morrowind. It is my favorite game and if every game was morrowind I'd be a gamer and probably get jokerfied and them bimbofied and then bimjokified.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

RBA Starblade posted:

I'm creeping

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013





I spent months just sleeping on the floor in their goddamned trashed house

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Trashed ~manor~ house thank you.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

RBA Starblade posted:

I'm creeping

the real OG creeper, not that green jackass

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
I know you. You're %PCName. The notorious outlaw.... Let me outta here.

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
All this retrojank game talk has me thinking about firing up Gothic and running around selling weed

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Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Saalkin posted:

What about the author of The Lusty Argonian Maid?

you have to suck him off to be declared nerevarine

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