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 Cursed with the Cowboys on Hard Knocks. https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/1425105289481801730 https://twitter.com/gifdsports/status/1425284545587384321 How it started: https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/1425279702198009861 How it's going: https://twitter.com/dallascowboys/status/1425609601722904582
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Fat Mike seems like such a chore to listen to all day.
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All I want this season is a montage of Joe Philbin being the most boring human being alive. Just thirty clips of him eating soup and talking about the weather.
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I like the joke in the thread title.
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Aug 12, 2021 05:35
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Austin Powers theme.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Austin Powers theme. 1:30pm Group Offense Drills 2:00pm Special Teams 2:30pm Entire Team to the Gym to watch Austin Powers (1999) 4:05pm Discussion
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I had contempt for everyone in the episode except the o-liner who wanted to taste the cake.
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Maybe my disdain for the team is clouding my judgement, but that was just a difficult watch. Just a bunch of cringe moments.
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Ceedee Lamb has so many teeth. Why salt a McGriddle? Micah Parsons seems like an insane person, hyped to watch him play in a real game.
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Apparently that little dinky suitcase costs 12k lol
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Jerry Jones rambling speech to the press. Mike McCarthy is even awkward with his own loving family. Cannot imagine either of them being the least bit inspiring.Kull the Conqueror posted:I had contempt for everyone in the episode except the o-liner who wanted to taste the cake. What about the guy explaining how a vasectomy works?
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Aug 12, 2021 14:30
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Fuckin' Dan Quinn fuckin' talking to fuckin' Parsons telling him he's fuckin' out was my favorite fuckin' part
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Aug 12, 2021 16:00
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mcmagic posted:Apparently that little dinky suitcase costs 12k lol yah Goyard is not cheap
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Aug 12, 2021 16:25
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He should have sprung for having it gift wrapped.
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Jerry Jones rambling speech to the press. Which included him talking straight into the, what I assume he knew was, the Hard Knocks camera for a lot of it. 
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Blowjob Overtime posted:Jerry Jones rambling speech to the press. Mike McCarthy is even awkward with his own loving family. Cannot imagine either of them being the least bit inspiring. I thought he looked familiar, and it turns out he was the Rams ST coordinator for their Hard Knocks season.
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bows1 posted:Micah Parsons seems like an insane person, hyped to watch him play in a real game. I will watch Cowboys games just for this man. I've got a problem
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Colostomy Bag posted:Maybe my disdain for the team is clouding my judgement, but that was just a difficult watch. Just a bunch of cringe moments. The same. I actually turned it off with like 15 minutes to go. I’ve watched all of the Hard knocks the last 5 years or so. I knew this one would be tough because of the Cowboys. Not sure I’m going to bother watching it all.
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Aug 12, 2021 20:31
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Does Jerry always cry when he gives speeches? He sounded like the doctors just told him he has something inoperable and this will be his last football season.
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Aug 12, 2021 20:59
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CubanMissile posted:Does Jerry always cry when he gives speeches? He sounded like the doctors just told him he has something inoperable and this will be his last football season. Old Man George Steinbrenner used to cry all the loving time too heh
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I thought it was a good episode. I liked Dak and Zeke even if they’re a little lame. The coaches all seem to love listening to themselves talk, and McCarthy has no idea how to make what he’s saying meaningful to who he’s talking to.
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Just caught up with the first episode and dear god those speeches were wretched
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Aug 15, 2021 22:34
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Dan Quinn is a fuckin dork
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Mike McCarthy is the worst motivational speaker. Rooting for Azur Kamara, but he's getting cut in week 4.
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Yea already questioning watching this after the motivational speech.
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couple thoughts didnt realize McCarthy was such a Yinzer, his halftime speech was very hilarious with that accent CeeDee Lamb has about 2x the teeth I do I love the lineman who always just chants one thing over and over every episode Zeke is a total goofball idiot. Kamara is a new hero, and his mom looked great in her pink outfit.
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I completely forgot Amari Cooper was on the Cowboys until I saw him on the sideline of that AZ game. Otherwise they haven’t shown or mentioned him once. It’s like he opted out.
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Aug 20, 2021 00:29
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This is the worst season of Hard Knocks in years
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Cowboys are some weird mix of boring and cringe Like going to your grandparents house to listen to them put "the" in front of whatever minority they don't like Despera fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 20, 2021 |
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Yeah, they’re deeply dysfunctional but not in any sort of entertaining way. Kamara and his family were pretty much the only interesting thing from the last episode. I’d kinda like to know how much input Jerry gets to have.
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Aug 20, 2021 02:57
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Yeah, my sense is that Jerry Jones is leaning super hard on the producers, and it’s killing the fun.
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Aug 20, 2021 03:18
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Give Aden Durde more screen time. Kamara is a good story. Parsons being mad he's not getting enough playtime in preseason is pretty good. McCarthy is either getting the worst edit of all time or is the most boring person on earth. I'm pretty sure we all know the answer to that, but maybe Jerry Jones is leaning on them to make everything seem Official and Focused.
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Aug 20, 2021 14:51
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He’s not even the most boring coach on the team.
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Aug 22, 2021 00:10
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Derek Fcking Carr posted:The drone shot was insane Very well done, I counted 3 edits but they were hidden well
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Aug 25, 2021 20:23
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Patrick Mahomes
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Great episode
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Derek Fcking Carr posted:The drone shot was insane
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