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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

I thought Donkey Kong '94 was just a Game Boy adaptation of the arcade game so when the game kept going after the recreations of the arcade levels I was confused and then I got excited.

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I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

NienNunb posted:

I was around 8 years old, sitting in the living room, playing with my Mario toys:



My older sister came into the room, made me and my parents sit on the couch, and watch as she recreated 9/11 with the toys. She had Luigi play Osama Bin Laden. I wasn’t happy about any of this.

neither is miyamoto-san...

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I got the tude now posted:

neither is miyamoto-san...

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007

rofl exactly

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


Lmfao

I got the tude now
Jul 22, 2007
if luigi was bin laden, mario must have been gorge bush.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I got the tude now posted:

if luigi was bin laden, mario must have been gorge bush.

This was Wario:

https://youtube.com/shorts/PfufZ8faEXU?feature=share

herculon
Sep 7, 2018


lol

Reprogram Plus
Sep 24, 2007

My friend's mom would put in what I now know was the Konami code for us when we played Contra. Blew my mind as a kid, I wish cheat codes could make a comeback.

Big Bizness
Jun 19, 2019


Lmao


Thank you guys for the parents compliments. They were always great to us, very thankful to them for a lot.

Big Bizness
Jun 19, 2019

I got the tude now posted:

if luigi was bin laden, mario must have been gorge bush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipo1C_tyWC8

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Tato posted:

I was obsessed with KQ5 in third grade to the point that for our "Young Author's Day" project that year I wrote and illustrated a 50 page book on it when they were supposed to be 7 pages at most.

My teacher spent story time reading that literary equivalent of a GameFAQs walkthrough to everyone, hope it saved on some calls to the hint line. I remember calling Sierra about the locket and the loving sack of peas you throw over the cat.

The peas were to throw at the alien in Mordacks castle.

The most frustrating part of that game was pixel hunting in the dungeon for a crack in the wall to fish some cheese out.
The game would let you leave without it but you couldn't finish the game without it and once you left the dungeon you couldn't go back.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I think I've posted about this before but I vividly remember renting Earthworm Jim 64 multiple times just to try to understand it. It was on maybe the third rental where I realised that it was a bad game and that games could be "bad", which I was aware of as an abstract concept from lovely reviews in Nintendo magazines and stuff, but was a conclusion I'd never actually arrived at myself until that day.

I posted about this on Twitter and the actual game director popped up out of nowhere and apologised for making the game and inadvertedly causing me to have my own small fall from Eden moment a year or two before I should have

Lunchmeat Larry fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Aug 16, 2021

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kooky scientist from 1993 with time machine: Sorry, I’m trying to delete it.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I think I've posted about this before but I vividly remember renting Earthworm Jim 64 multiple times just to try to understand it. It was on maybe the third rental where I realised that it was a bad game and that games could be "bad", which I was aware of as an abstract concept from lovely reviews in Nintendo magazines and stuff, but was a conclusion I'd never actually arrived at myself until that day.

I posted about this on Twitter and the actual game director popped up out of nowhere and apologised for making the game and inadvertedly causing me to have my own small fall from Eden moment a year or two before I should have

i had the same experience with the film north and the concept of bad movies

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
being given my first console and happily playing the 2 mediocre at best games that came w/ it for the next 6 months
discovering what emulation is and losing my poo poo, my computer can hold 50000 gba games and their all fkn free... then bragging ab it on school
buying gaming magazines for the free games and demo disks, then spending more time reading the drat thing than actually playing. ooooh gently caress, wonder what score their gonna give trasher presents skate and destroy

good times

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

heehee posted:

i really wanted crash bandicoot as a kid, so i would always beg my mom to get it whenever she went to the store. she came back from costco one time and i asked if she got it, she said yea, here it is and put a container of goldbond foot powder on a table near the front door. my excitement rendered me retarded and i spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out how this was a video game, slowly going through the stages of grief before realizing it wasn't a game and running to my room to have a tantrum for the rest of the day

one christmas, an uncle of mine grabbed my copy of spyro 2, put it on a present wrapping and then laughed his rear end off seeing my face as i tried acting excited for a game i already had

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

discovering emulation is a good one, playing a bunch of snes final fantasies on a computer seemed like using a irl cheat code

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Slapping an emulator into a flash drive and playing them on school computers ftw

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

I just remembered being able to get around the firewall at school and being able to get to all the flash game sites because the firewall didn't block the sites if there was a period on the end.

So like, https://www.newgrounds.com wouldn't work but https://www.newgrounds.com. would.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

Plebian Parasite posted:

I just remembered being able to get around the firewall at school and being able to get to all the flash game sites because the firewall didn't block the sites if there was a period on the end.

So like, https://www.newgrounds.com wouldn't work but https://www.newgrounds.com. would.

playing lovely flash bomberman with one keyboard against friends ftw lol

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Plebian Parasite posted:

I just remembered being able to get around the firewall at school and being able to get to all the flash game sites because the firewall didn't block the sites if there was a period on the end.

So like, https://www.newgrounds.com wouldn't work but https://www.newgrounds.com. would.

lovely school security ftw, ours could be bypassed by pulling out the network cable as soon as you logged in and it stopped all the batch files being loaded from the server

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

lovely school security ftw, ours could be bypassed by pulling out the network cable as soon as you logged in and it stopped all the batch files being loaded from the server

this isnt really gaming related but my freshman gym class they made us wear heart monitors and keep our heartrate at a certain bpm all class, only someone figured out if you drummed on it wth your fingers at the right rhythm it'd register like 350 bpm and if you did that for a few minutes it'd end up averaging out to giving you an A if you just hid and played game boy for the rest of the day

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

this isnt really gaming related but my freshman gym class they made us wear heart monitors and keep our heartrate at a certain bpm all class, only someone figured out if you drummed on it wth your fingers at the right rhythm it'd register like 350 bpm and if you did that for a few minutes it'd end up averaging out to giving you an A if you just hid and played game boy for the rest of the day

Lol it’s psychotic that they made you wear those

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

playing gameboy bubble bobble on holiay and the feeling of melancholy after losing the cart in some french hotel

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol it’s psychotic that they made you wear those

lol, my sisters school did something similar and she almost failed because she was too fit so her heartrate wasnt climbing high enough

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Fungah! posted:

this isnt really gaming related but my freshman gym class they made us wear heart monitors and keep our heartrate at a certain bpm all class, only someone figured out if you drummed on it wth your fingers at the right rhythm it'd register like 350 bpm and if you did that for a few minutes it'd end up averaging out to giving you an A if you just hid and played game boy for the rest of the day

wtf lol

Hiraeth
May 14, 2021

Fungah! posted:

this isnt really gaming related but my freshman gym class they made us wear heart monitors and keep our heartrate at a certain bpm all class, only someone figured out if you drummed on it wth your fingers at the right rhythm it'd register like 350 bpm and if you did that for a few minutes it'd end up averaging out to giving you an A if you just hid and played game boy for the rest of the day

we call that a "cheat code"

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

the hand of the obese brotherhood reaches far..

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

the hand of the obese brotherhood reaches far..
All the way to the bottom of the bag

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fungah! posted:

this isnt really gaming related but my freshman gym class they made us wear heart monitors and keep our heartrate at a certain bpm all class, only someone figured out if you drummed on it wth your fingers at the right rhythm it'd register like 350 bpm and if you did that for a few minutes it'd end up averaging out to giving you an A if you just hid and played game boy for the rest of the day

my school tried something like those out my junior year but quickly stopped caring b/c they wouldn't register anything half the time anyways and kept slipping down your chest unless you stapped it on tight enough that it started to hurt

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

trying to jack off posted:

lol, my sisters school did something similar and she almost failed because she was too fit so her heartrate wasnt climbing high enough

lol yeh, i had a friend on the wrestling team and they just ended up giving him an a bcause he couldn't get his heart rate above like 100 which would have been a failing grade. it was idiotic lol, you could tell from th way the gym teachers talked about it that someone got scammed into spensing a bunch of money on them and they still worked there so they felt like they had to save face or somethin

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

nyway my actual story was that whenever i read the harvest moon guide in nintendo power on how to get married i'd get super embarrassed if there were people around and quickly flip to the next page. my mom was sure it was porn or something and then she read it and laughed until i ran off to hide in my room

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Fucker posted:

playing lovely flash bomberman with one keyboard against friends ftw lol

We played Mario 3 vs mode with one keyboard.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

trying to jack off posted:

lol, my sisters school did something similar and she almost failed because she was too fit so her heartrate wasnt climbing high enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HRbXIHH-lE&t=27s

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Fungah! posted:

nyway my actual story was that whenever i read the harvest moon guide in nintendo power on how to get married i'd get super embarrassed if there were people around and quickly flip to the next page. my mom was sure it was porn or something and then she read it and laughed until i ran off to hide in my room

lmao

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

In high school gym we had the option to either play whatever game the entire class was playing or walk the track. When the class was playing Baseball the track was far away and partially out of view of the diamond so me and my friend would just hop the fence, sit under one of the big shady trees, and play Mario Kart on our DS’s.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Fungah! posted:

nyway my actual story was that whenever i read the harvest moon guide in nintendo power on how to get married i'd get super embarrassed if there were people around and quickly flip to the next page. my mom was sure it was porn or something and then she read it and laughed until i ran off to hide in my room

Not a gaming story but one time in computer class I was reading Dinosaur Comics and the kid next to me asked what I was looking at and I got so freaked out I instinctively unplugged the computer. The teacher had to get involved and looked at the computer history, thinking I was downloading porn.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

NienNunb posted:

Not a gaming story but one time in computer class I was reading Dinosaur Comics and the kid next to me asked what I was looking at and I got so freaked out I instinctively unplugged the computer. The teacher had to get involved and looked at the computer history, thinking I was downloading porn.

lmao, reminds me of when my friend and i walked in on his brother on his laptop in his bedroom and he freaked out and shut the laptop, we took it from him and checked and he was just watching a lets play of some flash game

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

heehee posted:

lmao, reminds me of when my friend and i walked in on his brother on his laptop in his bedroom and he freaked out and shut the laptop, we took it from him and checked and he was just watching a lets play of some flash game

thats 100x more shameful than porn

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