Mormon Nailer posted:

Joe Biden is doing magic tricks on the side of the road in his electric Ford F-150 and when he tries to do a coin trick he fumbles and drops it to the ground and scrambles around in the dirt and gravel trying to find it and then kicks it into the grass while screaming "MINDFREAK!!!" and then he takes away your vape pen.

Mormon Nailer posted:

Joe Biden is doing magic tricks on the side of the road in his electric Ford F-150 and when he tries to do a coin trick he fumbles and drops it to the ground and scrambles around in the dirt and gravel trying to find it and then kicks it into the grass while screaming "MINDFREAK!!!" and then he takes away your vape pen.

Heather Papps posted:

joe biden, encased in glass, suspended above times square;
"Reality has a way of intruding. Reality eventually intrudes on everything."

bad guy posted:

Mormon Nailer posted:

The beautiful soft Joe Biden attempting to flip a pancake to impress the children, throwing both griddle and ill-prepared pastry across the room, decapitating a statue of the Virgin Mary and toppling an antique room dividing shade, exposing former Press Secretary Sean Spicer crouching, half-eaten Subway 6" Oven Roasted Chicken Breast, all veggies ranch dressing, EXTRA provolone on the honey oat bread, toasted, in hand, smiling broadly at the camera as Chuck Schumer films a TikTok about the scene.

Mormon Nailer posted:

Joe Biden just wants to "rap" about your "college savings fund" wholly tax exempt at age of majority for select higher education related expenses only

Mormon Nailer posted:

He's hip, he's cool and he's coming out with his own 19 compact disc set of inspiring speeches about buttercream frosting and living in "the less affluent, more character building" part of town, it's Joe Biden, sitting president of the United States and author of the book I'll Pop Ya Good With This Log Chain.