NFL Preseason Week 1 GDT: Pit, Pats, Have a snack, Watch it all alone

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This old man... This poll is closed.
Came rolling home	2	7.69%
Was traded to Tampa Bay and won a Superbowl	7	26.92%
Is fat and injured and named Ben	4	15.38%
Is cool even though he plays for WFT	4	15.38%
I dunno I just wanna drink and fall asleep	9	34.62%
Total:	26 votes

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Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

This is week 1 of the preseason and we have nothing better to do!

WFT @ Patriots
Steelers @ Eagles

Go Birds. gently caress the Cowboys

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fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

gently caress the Cowboys.

gently caress the Patriots.

Let�s go preseason football baby :nixon:

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:12

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Go Mac Go

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:15

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Football~!

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:16

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Pats game likely gonna be delayed due to lightning.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:19

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

hell yeah football sort of

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:21

T-Square: May 14, 2009

I ordered wings let�s go footbaw

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:29

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

I'm gonna have a whiskey barrel aged stout and pork rinds, because pig flesh and beer are what's best in life.

Why yes I am a quivering mass of flesh, why do you ask?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:35

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I can't watch this game remotely even if I have NFL Network? What?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:35

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

fartknocker posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

gently caress the Patriots.

Let�s go preseason football baby

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:36

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

mcmagic posted:

I can't watch this game remotely even if I have NFL Network? What?

From what I can see the Eagles game isn't on anywhere.

:mad:

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:36

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

Anyone cool to keep an eye on in these games?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:36

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

Oh holy poo poo we got Zolak on the call??

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:37

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Jalen Hurts please don't embarrass me and hurt my feelings.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:37

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

God I totally forgot the Patriots changed their uniforms last year.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:37

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

mcmagic posted:

I can't watch this game remotely even if I have NFL Network? What?

There is no legal way to watch out of market games live unless you have Sunday Ticket.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:38

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

"Holds. Hold."

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:40

Pablo Bluth: Sep 7, 2007; I've made a huge mistake.

nfl gamepass seems to have poo poo the bed

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:40

dingo with a joint: Jan 12, 2019; wrong cow

mcmagic posted:

I can't watch this game remotely even if I have NFL Network? What?

It will never stop weirding me out that I can watch the games live on NFL Game Pass while sitting here in New Zealand, but would not be able to if I was sitting in the same country that the games are actually being played.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:40

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

This stream is pretty good, just saying: http://liveonscore.tv/nfl-streams/new-england-patriots-vs-washington-football-team/30655/?sport=american-football

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:41

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

There is no legal way to watch out of market games live unless you have Sunday Ticket.

It's not out of market. it's literally on my TV on NFL network but I can't watch it on my roku without having to buy this gamepass poo poo.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:42

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lmfao

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:44

Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

Oh man, these preseason games with second-string quarterbacks.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:45

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Cam Newton fraud.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:45

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Cam picking up where he left off last year

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:45

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

Lol I was the guy who thought Cam wouldn't suck this year

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:45

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Cam in midseason form

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:47

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Look at that all star punt

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:48

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

At this rate Belichick will be forced to start Jones by Week 14.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:48

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Kalli posted:

Look at that all star punt

Gave Bill an O face.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:48

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

fsif posted:

At this rate Belichick will be forced to start Jones by Week 14.

Mac gonna be starting week 1

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:49

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Do weebs like these animated Taco Bell commercials?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:49

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I hope it's McCorkle time.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:49

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I doubt Mac takes a snap in September

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:49

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Kalli posted:

I doubt Mac takes a snap in September

No way they stick with Newton. He looked awful last year, and in the 3 plays he's had tonight. Dude is washed.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:51

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Hughmoris posted:

No way they stick with Newton. He looked awful last year, and in the 3 plays he's had tonight. Dude is washed.

.. they handed a ball off, he intentionally dumped a ball to a covered outlet guy on a free blitzer and then got sacked?

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:51

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Kalli posted:

.. they handed a ball off, he intentionally dumped a ball to a covered outlet guy on a free blitzer and then got sacked?

Exactly!

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:52

Lieutenant Centaur: Oct 17, 2010; A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon

So Judon done for the year? Fuckkkk

# ? Aug 13, 2021 00:53

Tim Whatley: Mar 28, 2010

Looks like his knee got hit

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Yeah, low hit to the knee, loving sucks

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