Khanstant posted:

pnac attack posted:

warning: this thread is deeply cursed. proceed accordingly

Manifisto posted:

nut at the prison commissary. they sure do have a lot of junk there! yum yum in nut's tum tum! hope he can afford it!

Khanstant posted:

i think all of these people are trapped in hell and the only way out is to feed enough candy to their baby, who has powers and exists in a special dimension that can spy on mommies and control them and attack others, while also engaging in a never-ending class war, artfully rendered as oversized junk food dusted in gold or pathetically undusted -- or worse vegetables (which are nasty and make you unpopular ofc)

Manifisto posted:

red vs. blue and bad vs. good, nut pregnant with FIRE baby tricks pecan pregnant with ICE baby to steal cheeseburger and milkshakes for epic yum

Manifisto posted:

red vs. blue and bad vs. good, nut pregnant with FIRE baby tricks pecan pregnant with ICE baby to steal cheeseburger and milkshakes for epic yum

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

watho posted:

what the gently caress is going on i’m scared

Zil posted:

I feel like this was written by an AI trying to appear human. What kind of technology do mods have access to now?

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Unlucky Pregnant Mommy Vs Lucky Pregnant Mommy! Uh Oh! This is gonna get messy!

Wow! All you can eat candy for pregnant mommies! What a treat! Val reaches in and grabs a handful of yummy twix bars! What's this? Pepsi for dipping! Uuh yum! Oh no! Kelly is jealous and wants some of that sweet sugary goodness! Uuuuunfortunately Kelly is about to find what it means to be an unlucky mommy! Her baby is craving something a liiiiittle bit different......

Broccoli?! Yuck! What are you thinking baby?! Well not only does Kelly's baby have a baby-craving for some "yummy tasting" broccoli, but so does Val's! Now babies in mommy's bellies are growing! Kelly and Val are craving the very same tasteless yucky vegetable! Mark to the rescue!

That's more like it! Whipped cream! Sprinkles! Gummy Worms! M&Ms! Oreos! A treat for two queens! You can barely tell this is healthy! Good thinking gang!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Unlucky Pregnant Mommy Vs Lucky Pregnant Mommy! Uh Oh! This is gonna get messy!

Wow! All you can eat candy for pregnant mommies! What a treat! Val reaches in and grabs a handful of yummy twix bars! What's this? Pepsi for dipping! Uuh yum! Oh no! Kelly is jealous and wants some of that sweet sugary goodness! Uuuuunfortunately Kelly is about to find what it means to be an unlucky mommy! Her baby is craving something a liiiiittle bit different......

Broccoli?! Yuck! What are you thinking baby?! Well not only does Kelly's baby have a baby-craving for some "yummy tasting" broccoli, but so does Val's! Now babies in mommy's bellies are growing! Kelly and Val are craving the very same tasteless yucky vegetable! Mark to the rescue!

That's more like it! Whipped cream! Sprinkles! Gummy Worms! M&Ms! Oreos! A treat for two queens! You can barely tell this is healthy! Good thinking gang!

Ventral EggSac posted:

What's this? Mommy Mary is ready to eat some candy! Baby jeezy loves candy! Baby doesn't like that regular sweet stuff! Mommy Mary's munching on some frankincense and myrrh! What are you thinking baby, o my lord heavenly father?!! Mama mary saying leave it be!!

vanisher posted:

Dumb Tim “the tool man” Taylor and super genius Al are working on a cabinetry set! Tim sips his Coca Cola scratching his head trying to decide which hammer to use. Super sexy Heidi walks by eating from a bag of Lays Kettle Cooked Jalapeño flavored potato chips! Tim wants to impress Heidi and grabs the sledgehammer, but Al’s got other ideas! Al finishes his Twix candy car and dives to save their cabinet. Heidi places her Lays bag down so the logo is facing the camera and gasps. Tim brings the hammer down on his toe! Luckily super genius Al grabs an ice cold Coke from the cooler and has Tim hold it to his foot to help. Heidi shrugs, this is unfortunately normal!