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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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it's all about the fourth quarter field goals u don't kick good
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Aug 13, 2021 04:20
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- nut
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…ya and the last one to diminish a seventh on the cookie has to eat it
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Aug 13, 2021 12:24
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*it is tenth grade and I am getting fingered to the velvety sounds of Albert Ayler by a junior with crisp and sticky on-purpose-hair... the junior owns a rust brown Geo Prizm and is lost in the sounds and tricks of the sax... I recognize the song from the Space Jam soundtrack.... so smooth....the next track on the mix-tape is Chop Suey by System of a Down... in the heady days in the wake of 9/11 this is the kind of juxtaposition a teen like me needs... its the music of the heart... two weeks later I will put on Albert Ayler's 1964 "Spiritual Unity" at a lacrosse team party while getting obliterated on Rene's parents' second worst ouzo and throw up on a pergola while the cops pull up to respond to a chillness complaint...we're not chill enough, the cops are all wearing crisp grey chinos and distributing plump and tasty little joints so we don't disrespect Mr. Ayler's vision... sorry officer it won't happen again... no officer we don't have any squares here...*
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Aug 13, 2021 12:53
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- Escape From Noise
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*it is tenth grade and I am getting fingered to the velvety sounds of Albert Ayler by a junior with crisp and sticky on-purpose-hair... the junior owns a rust brown Geo Prizm and is lost in the sounds and tricks of the sax... I recognize the song from the Space Jam soundtrack.... so smooth....the next track on the mix-tape is Chop Suey by System of a Down... in the heady days in the wake of 9/11 this is the kind of juxtaposition a teen like me needs... its the music of the heart... two weeks later I will put on Albert Ayler's 1964 "Spiritual Unity" at a lacrosse team party while getting obliterated on Rene's parents' second worst ouzo and throw up on a pergola while the cops pull up to respond to a chillness complaint...we're not chill enough, the cops are all wearing crisp grey chinos and distributing plump and tasty little joints so we don't disrespect Mr. Ayler's vision... sorry officer it won't happen again... no officer we don't have any squares here...*
I...I love that album
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Aug 13, 2021 15:33
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The hometown football team takes the field as the beautiful, harsh noise of Last Exit blasts over the PA system. Just when the opposing team thinks it's over Sonny Sharrock's Black Woman follows it up. A few in the audience blush at the raw eroticism, but none dare complain. Don't want to be ejected for being a square.
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Aug 13, 2021 15:36
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Y'ALL READY FOR THIS!?
*high hat begins to jingle softly as fingers snap in the background*
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Aug 13, 2021 17:50
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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lifting the double bass to my chin to play like a violin
 
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Aug 13, 2021 18:12
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- alnilam
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lmao
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Aug 13, 2021 18:29
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- alnilam
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Team loses their poo poo when coach says "alright team, take 5" during practice
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Aug 13, 2021 18:29
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- nut
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beating off on the offbeat
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Aug 13, 2021 21:25
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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we're goin down to Charlie Parker high tonight to steal their mascot. who the hell keeps a bird in the yard? minguses rule!
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Aug 13, 2021 21:34
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Aug 13, 2021 22:07
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- nut
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this is jock jams erasure
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Aug 13, 2021 22:30
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this entire thread lol
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Aug 14, 2021 00:14
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- Code Jockey
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I slip on my hoodie, throw that hood up and gaze outside. The mile jog to the school is where I become myself. My higher being. The world fades away and I become the court dominating machine that got me where I am today.
It's time to get hype.
I grab my record player, slip the giant battery pack in my backpack and grab my copy of Weather Report's "Heavy Weather". I slip on my open back Sennheisers, tuck the record player under my arm, throw open the door and hit play.
The needle descends and the record begins to spin.
Today belongs to me.
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Aug 14, 2021 00:18
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"BLOW, BRO, BLOOOOOOOOOOOW!
The RA busts into the room thinking they're about to bust up a coke party, but all they find is Kyle just going ham on his tenor sax with his take on some Pharoah Sanders riffs, his bros surrounding him and cheering him on.
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Aug 14, 2021 01:38
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- google THIS
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Who let the cats out?
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Aug 14, 2021 02:03
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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it turns out heroin as a performance enhancing drug does not have the same wonderful effects on athletics as it does on jazz
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Aug 14, 2021 02:17
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Using a 10-lb free-weight as a trumpet mute
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Aug 14, 2021 02:31
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Aug 14, 2021 02:37
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- Escape From Noise
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Using a 10-lb free-weight as a trumpet mute
Free-weight jazz
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Aug 14, 2021 02:40
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Its homecoming weekend and we sorority girls are going all out to impress the boys at Upsilon Omicron Beta... Haley is tying cherry stems into darts with her tongue... and then firing them at trained doves with deadly precision... Jamie and Bets are practicing their scat singing and the dance from Bande a part.. that crazy ho Kim H. would you believe it?? She's wearing a porkpie hat and little round shades... and just her undies...!!! lol girl.... as for me I'm mastering Tadd Dameron turnarounds on various Lion's Head bottles lined up with varying degrees of beer in them... gonna play "Half-Nelson" when Butttheshitmanfart gets here....
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