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*deadlifting two very enormous saxophones* heh... yeah Ornette Coleman is alright... for beginners... but as for me I like "Nothing But Net" Swoleman *effortlessly sinks a basketball, over the shoulder, into a bass drum without looking* |
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*the hometown boys are running onto the court, taking their hype lap... everybody is cheering, the tunes are getting everybody's blood up... it's loving Hoop Dreams in here... all the fans are wearing turtle necks and taking careful notes... its Pharoah Monk's seminal 1970 recording "Deaf Dumb Blind (Summun Bukmun Umyun)" and all the hot jocks down on court are also pulling out huge cushions and sitting down on the court... joining hands to smoke that sweet bud together and just soak in the music... the vibe is impeccable.... my eyes are closed, I'm on a journey with the boys... the ultimate tailgate.... now the ref is taking off his belt and viciously beating the away team for being pricks and trying to score baskets and dribble the ball while everybody else is just vibing... come on boys get into the flow with us.... put the basketball down and put your consciousness up....*
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Aug 13, 2021 04:20
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*it is tenth grade and I am getting fingered to the velvety sounds of Albert Ayler by a junior with crisp and sticky on-purpose-hair... the junior owns a rust brown Geo Prizm and is lost in the sounds and tricks of the sax... I recognize the song from the Space Jam soundtrack.... so smooth....the next track on the mix-tape is Chop Suey by System of a Down... in the heady days in the wake of 9/11 this is the kind of juxtaposition a teen like me needs... its the music of the heart... two weeks later I will put on Albert Ayler's 1964 "Spiritual Unity" at a lacrosse team party while getting obliterated on Rene's parents' second worst ouzo and throw up on a pergola while the cops pull up to respond to a chillness complaint...we're not chill enough, the cops are all wearing crisp grey chinos and distributing plump and tasty little joints so we don't disrespect Mr. Ayler's vision... sorry officer it won't happen again... no officer we don't have any squares here...*
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Aug 13, 2021 04:28
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If Charlie Parker were a guns flexer, there'd be a lot of dead copycats
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Aug 13, 2021 17:20
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Escape From Noise posted:I...I love that album AYYYYYYYYYY BOYS EFN IS HERE!! EFN IS IN THE MIIIIIIIIIIX OW OW OWWWWWWW!!!!! PUMP UP THE V-V-V-V-VOLUME ON GHOSTS: SECOND VARIATION AND SOMEBODY GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER A REDBULL AND VOOOOOOOOODY!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 13, 2021 17:22
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Putting on my favorite album, Giant Gains, as I prepare to eat 12 hard-boiled eggs.
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Aug 13, 2021 19:10
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:lifting the double bass to my chin to play like a violin
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Aug 13, 2021 19:10
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And now, in lieu of the national anthem, we will be opening the mic to any one who has a poem to read. Please rise for your MC, Tom from Healing Hands Pottery Studio who has generously lent us this football stadium tonight.
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Aug 13, 2021 21:17
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nut posted:this is jock jams erasure the jocks have spoken and they're in the pocket
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Aug 14, 2021 00:06
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Its homecoming weekend and we sorority girls are going all out to impress the boys at Upsilon Omicron Beta... Haley is tying cherry stems into darts with her tongue... and then firing them at trained doves with deadly precision... Jamie and Bets are practicing their scat singing and the dance from Bande a part.. that crazy ho Kim H. would you believe it?? She's wearing a porkpie hat and little round shades... and just her undies...!!! lol girl.... as for me I'm mastering Tadd Dameron turnarounds on various Lion's Head bottles lined up with varying degrees of beer in them... gonna play "Half-Nelson" when Butttheshitmanfart gets here....
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Aug 14, 2021 02:06
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bro Bro BRO!!! What are you doing??? You can't spin that record in here, don't you know its cursed?? If you play Cheugy Sunday when the party is lit... you and your bros are cursed to become cheugy!
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Aug 14, 2021 02:26
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The only hard bop in this joint is the hard bop I'm going to give you to the kisser if you don't pass me the Doritos Verdes and another crispy brew
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