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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
ah, posting. we all do it. but do we really? what is posting. to post is human, to emptyquote divine. i post, therefore i am. what is a man but a miserable pile of posts? this rig was made for posting, and that's just what i'll do. but man cannot live on posts alone. he also needs bread

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
the real question is *why* do we post. what guides the fingers to tap words into the cybersphere. no one really knows, but experts recommend making two posts in the morning and two at night. live free, post hard. a post on the forums is worth two in your head

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Flavius Aetass
 

biosterous




i can imagine someone misreading the thread title as "no posting" and getting sad for a second



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

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Heather Papps

hello friend


pnac attack posted:

the real question is *why* do we post.

why not?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

sometimes you can't post because someone else needs to use the computer, or you have to go to the bathroom and need both hands to wrangle your monster hog. sometimes your eyes hurt or you're taking things too seriously. i'm sure there are other good reasons too

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
if you ask me though, there's nothing like it. posting i mean. a post made is a 5 earned. we do not inherit these forums from our ancestors, we borrow them from our children. make the posts you want to see in the world. without posts life would be a mistake. if you're not dead you might as well be posting, and if you're not posting you might as well be dead. people say i'm a poster, but i'm not the only one. post on through to the other side. writers on the forums

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Ass-penny

We build each day on the ashes of the one before it. We pine to be recognized and validated by our peers, to form a bond of recognition. We do this in a fruitless attempt to distract ourselves from existential fear. To forget for a fleeting moment that we're trapped in these decaying flesh prisons. Posting to keep the void at bay.

IGgy IGsen

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

pnac attack posted:

the real question is *why* do we post.

We are posters. Posters post.

Happy postin'

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


De rerum Postorum


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
A post in the hand is worth 2 in the thread. A post in time saves 9. Why was 6 afraid of posting?

nut

ich bin ein poster

frump truck

hello... again!

thread puns at night
sailors delight
thread puns in morning
sailors delight
thread puns in afternoon also sailors delight

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

thread puns at night
sailors delight
thread puns in morning
sailors delight
thread puns in afternoon also sailors delight

nut

frump truck posted:

thread puns at night
sailors delight
thread puns in morning
sailors delight
thread puns in afternoon also sailors delight

Ass-penny

IGgy IGsen posted:

We are posters. Posters post.

Happy postin'

Which came first, the poster or the post?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Ass-penny

frump truck posted:

thread puns at night
sailors delight
thread puns in morning
sailors delight
thread puns in afternoon also sailors delight


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
Gott ist ein Poster


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Heather Papps

hello friend


eich bin ein poster
e: god drat it nut

Heather Papps fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Aug 13, 2021



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
One must imagine Sisyphus posting

IGgy IGsen

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Ich poste, also bin ich.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
God is posting, and we have banned Him

IGgy IGsen

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

God is posting, and we have banned Him

Probably should have read the rules, then.

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

nut posted:

ich bin ein poster

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
grant me the serenity to accept the posts i cannot make

the courage to make the posts i can

and the wisdom to know the difference

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


What IS posting, really? It is more than a lifestyle, it is a calling.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Looks like I "won't" be posting this packet of silica gel, guys...

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

Looks like I "won't" be posting this packet of silica gel, guys...



What the gently caress you stole my post

But who really "owns" a post??? Certainly nobody here owns.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Mormon Nailer posted:

What the gently caress you stole my post

But who really "owns" a post??? Certainly nobody here owns.

I am so sorry I would never knowingly steal a post. Here, have it back.

Forgive us our tresposts, as we forgive those who trespost against us. Amen.

Heather Papps

hello friend


SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

Forgive us our tresposts, as we forgive those who trespost against us. Amen.

the posters prayer, in honour of the holy post



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

SpaghettiArmstrong posted:

Forgive us our shitposts, as we forgive those who shitpost against us. Amen.

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pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
in the beginning there was the post

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


"I am the yay, the lol and the haha. No one posts before the forum except by me."--Jesus H. Christ

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy

Mormon Nailer posted:

"I am the yay, the lol and the haha. No one posts before the forum except by me."--Jesus H. Christ

and the post was good

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Heather Papps

hello friend


funny are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the quoting of empties.

Blessed are they who horn,
for they will be seperated, in horny jail.

Blessed are the l33t,
for they will post the worst.

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for funny jokes,
for they will laugh.

Blessed are the laughers,
for they will be shown jokes.

Blessed are those amused by fart,
for they will see Yob.

Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called children of Yob.

Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of byob,
for theirs is the kingdom of hello and chat.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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