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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The Space Race
 
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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


 We petty ignoble humans spent the 1960s engaged in a grand contest to see which country could find the Space Race first. Ironically, in the process, we became the Space Race. Knowing this, I can't help but smile when I look into the night sky and see my face reflected in the moon (as we all do, due to the so-called Ravioliosis Effect.)

* # ? Aug 13, 2021 21:12
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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Doctor Dogballs posted:

(as we all do, due to the so-called Ravioliosis Effect.)

i’m sorry but can you explain this further


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Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
* # ? Aug 13, 2021 21:15
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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


 when you eat too much ravioli and start seeing things in the moon


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Aug 13, 2021 22:19
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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

* # ? Aug 14, 2021 00:52
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I will race space and I will win

* # ? Aug 14, 2021 00:57
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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Bilirubin posted:

when you eat too much ravioli and start seeing things in the moon

When the Moon Hits Your Eye
Trip Report by Percy Teatwillow

DOSE: 2551457.08mg | Oral | Ravioli |
PREPARATION METHOD: None (Raw)
TIME OF INGESTION: 11:06pm

They say that around the fourth can is when the night begins to come alive. The fifth, you begin to tap into the astral senses. The sixth, the seventh, if you can make it that far, is generally considered the breaking point for most minds, and the eighth? Well, there’s only one person out there who ever lived to tell the tale.

By the time I had cracked my ninth and final can, I felt as if I were a God trembling before Chef Boyardee himself, shedding tears of thin tomato sauce for what felt like millennia. In this report, I will detail just what drove me to explore further than anyone had before, and to ultimately find myself weeping alone in the halls of Heaven.

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THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
* # ? Aug 14, 2021 06:42
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Moo Cowabunga

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I will race space and I will win

Godspeed you! John Glenn



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* # ? Aug 15, 2021 11:24
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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


 Space is certainly nothing if not expansive. Whole lotta empty to it


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Aug 16, 2021 00:10
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google THIS

Bilirubin posted:

when you eat too much ravioli and start seeing things in the moon

I thought it was that thing that happens if you do too much crossfit (while eating ravioli)

* # ? Aug 16, 2021 00:17
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cruft

Bilirubin posted:

when you eat too much ravioli and start seeing things in the moon

That's amore!

* # ? Aug 16, 2021 00:37
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cruft

Percy Teatwillow posted:

By the time I had cracked my ninth and final can, I felt as if I were a God trembling before Chef Boyardee himself

Holy poo poo

* # ? Aug 16, 2021 00:38
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poverty goat



 nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli, but I did, and I'm ashamed of myself

* # ? Aug 16, 2021 00:54
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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


 was sitting out the other day and the moon was in a majestic crescent and I FINALLY SAW THE MAN IN THE MOON


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Aug 17, 2021 02:06
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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


 no ravioli had been consumed. Linguini maybe though


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
* # ? Aug 17, 2021 02:06
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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Do you ever gaze up at the space sky and wonder if there is anything beyond byob?

* # ? Aug 17, 2021 04:44
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I beat space

* # ? Aug 17, 2021 20:33
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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Percy Teatwillow posted:

When the Moon Hits Your Eye
Trip Report by Percy Teatwillow

DOSE: 2551457.08mg | Oral | Ravioli |
PREPARATION METHOD: None (Raw)
TIME OF INGESTION: 11:06pm

They say that around the fourth can is when the night begins to come alive. The fifth, you begin to tap into the astral senses. The sixth, the seventh, if you can make it that far, is generally considered the breaking point for most minds, and the eighth? Well, there’s only one person out there who ever lived to tell the tale.

By the time I had cracked my ninth and final can, I felt as if I were a God trembling before Chef Boyardee himself, shedding tears of thin tomato sauce for what felt like millennia. In this report, I will detail just what drove me to explore further than anyone had before, and to ultimately find myself weeping alone in the halls of Heaven.

<< < PAGE 1/1072 > >>


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

* # ? Aug 17, 2021 20:36
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