BONGHITZ posted:gently caress the forums i want my giant rear end covid thread with a gently caress ton of drama It wasn't drama gassed I don't know why it was gassed maybe just like a respirator joke or something normally giant threads just get locked when the new one gets made
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 19:36 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:34 |
FistEnergy posted:My thread....my big, beautiful, healthy thread Healthy young thread goes to moderator, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn’t feel good and changes – GASSED. Many such cases!
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 19:47 |
Nocturtle posted:This image is confusing me. Why is the lion just standing in the middle of a flock of sheep? Why aren't the sheep concerned? Maybe the lion think it's a sheep? Male lions don't hunt
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2021 20:55 |
Stereotype posted:also lol @ us being right about the booster months ago. we're right about everything. there's going to be so many dead people I doubted this thread once in the beginning and never again.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 03:49 |
Zisky posted:Liquor stores are 100% essential. Alcohol kills bacteria so I must cover my insides with it
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 12:49 |
gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/smdiehl/status/1431323822398091265?s=19 My mom refuses to get vaccinated but insists that putting a penny in a bag of water repels mosquitos
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 18:17 |
Fluffy Bunnies posted:https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/me...sedgdhp&pc=U531 boy I hope that's bullshit That's a really, really irresponsible headline to run with
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 18:43 |
Schmeichy posted:Do we have the same mom If you were born in Central PA maybe
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 18:45 |
oh god are you actually still in the city
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 15:11 |
Nodelphi posted:Yeah, wife and kids have covid, I’m not gonna expose some hotel workers to all that. We’re battening down and will hope for the best. Not a whole lot of options plus I am on the backup crew for the ER. The hospital is pretty full and there are people who need care. Well... that's your choice to make I suppose. Hopefully you at least have a third story to hide out on.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 15:21 |
Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:That’s a straight picture, I’m on a hill My dad told me stories about growing up living near/on those giant loving hills they would sled and ride those metal tonka trucks down and wear out their shoes trying to stop it's a miracle he didn't die
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 23:15 |
My parents are trying to guilt me and my wife into visiting them over labor day. They're unvaccinated. So is the rest of my family I'd be seeing there. In the middle of a beet red part of Pennsylvania (case count-wise). They're life long smokers and my mom is immunocompromised. My wife and I are vaxxed but I've got garbage lungs/asthma and she's a teacher. In spite of all this the guilt of not having seen them in nearly 2 years almost made me consider this madness but I've flipped around to being angry that they would even ask given that they are completely uncompromising
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 15:19 |
kalensc posted:That sucks man, sorry you have to deal with that nonsense guilt-tripping. Thanks friend, I believe this is probably the approach I'm going to take. I've explained before I don't want to get them sick but delta breakthroughs have changed the game even more these days and I'd like the rest of what is hopefully a long and happy for my wife and I to not be marred by long-term illness, at least not self-inflicted
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 18:25 |
it really is some 1500s-rear end science that is just like "Oh you're sick let me try this horse poultice" we have better ways, Rand
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 20:36 |
this will never go away like maybe it would if we all agreed to a hard quarantine for a few months but that's a lot of effort so better just to let this be life now
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 00:46 |
Steve Yun posted:
Oh poo poo multi-vent
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 01:05 |
Bar Ran Dun posted:early existential crisis from strong anxiety or depressions are also thing associated with the learning difference and good programs try to teach kids how to cope with that too! I remember I started getting panic attacks at like 12 and not having a loving clue what they were. I didn't get diagnosed with an anxiety disorder until I went to college and had the chance to talk to the campus RN directly.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 01:09 |
gently caress that noise I've been having to make excuses to avoid your lovely parties for a decade now it's about time you get on my level
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 03:08 |
Pillowpants posted:Two weeks ago, a coworker had to take bereavement time because her mom died of Covid Dostoevsky wrote less depressing familial tragedies
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 22:55 |
Steve Yun posted:
delicious irony
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 23:14 |
Lastgirl posted:open biden is an ancient sumerian word that snows you and reboots your brain, thats why it sounds so loving stupid but it's not, you're simply experiencing prodromal schizophrenia everytime you repeat it in your head and it echos. It's password protected for a reason. drat, it's like snow crash
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 23:20 |
whiskey patrol posted:I lol everytime people say 'its endemic now - we just gotta learn to live with it' and mean it's time to end NPIs. Endemic covid means never ending NPIs and masks since variants are going to continue to emerge and our vaccine only strategy is clearly failing. There will never be a national vaccine mandate, so that won't save us. There will never be another lockdown, so that won't save us. Capital will never feel enough of a sting so they have no incentive to produce better treatments or provide flexible work options, so the private sector won't save us. Maybe the virus will just mutate into a less effective version of itself completely counter to our understanding of how natural selection functions? Just 'cause?
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 23:30 |
Well poo poo, the house is still on fire and we're all out of water better throw these wood shavings and old newspapers on it and see if that puts it out
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 23:38 |
poo poo POST MALONE posted:I'm willing to hold on for another year of virtual because I don't want to contribute to the exodus from public schools we are seeing here. We can't do virtual schooling anymore because that takes more than zero effort for parents they can't get tuesday drunk if they need to help little Timmy figure out his algebra
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 00:11 |
poo poo POST MALONE posted:we can only do it because we enrolled in it months ago. by last week people were clamoring for spots but none were left. oh yeah they intentionally capped it when it became obvious it was popular (more popular than in school instruction most likely) school boards suck politicians suck gently caress the childless chud moms and pink polo dads who poo poo up meetings demanding sacrifices
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 00:14 |
He doesn't have the balls to do what needs doing
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 15:55 |
Step 1) Wash your hands more often, I don't know, whatever Step 2)
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 15:57 |
Louisgod posted:the Number God is displeased but the necessary things to fix the virus are not the things that make number happy the only play he has is some performative bullshit like "we're going to spend $100 million for CDC to do an information campaign about vaccine safety"
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 16:01 |
tenderjerk posted:Hell yes, more empty platitudes about how "we'll get through this" while doing nothing This virus is not who we are
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 16:05 |
I can't believe the guy who is verifiably terrible at medicine wasn't actually a doctor this whole time
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 12:59 |
sounds like that fucker should be banned for pretending to be a doctor while spouting advice that probably got people killed if there's any justice that will happen
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:04 |
ArmZ posted:free pfc Free him and elevate him he broke MadJackal so hard he faked medical credentials that's like a felony I'm pretty sure
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:07 |
mystes posted:Sure, while we're making stuff up I'm sure blacking out a name in a certificate is a felony. okay not a felony but https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1035
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:10 |
mystes posted:Is Something Awful a health care benefit program? go away MadJackal
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:11 |
MadJackal is as versed in the humours as any other respectable physician clearly we're all just roiling in yellow bile
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:17 |
If I'm not a doctor then where did I get this medical coat you jackasses that's what I thought
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:32 |
Twigand Berries posted:I worked as an ER tech for a bit and I watched them call in a urologist to get a sharpie cap out of some dude's dick and all this "specialist" could come up with was to just filet the dude's dick with a pair of scissors and I could have thought of that. that's... horrid
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:38 |
Zeroisanumber posted:My uncle had gallstones. He used it as an excuse to restart his opioid addiction. Last I saw him he was really strung-out. I had a stony gallbladder. Bile duct blockages were probably the most pain I've ever been in save for when I had the drat thing taken out and the surgeon botched it somehow and left bile leaking into my chest cavity then the resulting infection was the most pain I'd ever been in still glad to have had it out didn't realize just how much background pain I was walking around in until it was gone
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 14:39 |
Cabbages and Kings posted:the 20 year old fridge in our house died right as COVID was heating up and we loving took whatever we could get delivered ASAP. there's probably like one artisanal fridgemaker out there that still does it all by hand and their fridges last a lifetime but you need to be on a waitlist to get one
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 14:44 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 12:34 |
Floor is lava posted:covid's over what's this from Stand remake?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 14:46 |