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Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
Matrix 4 is coming out soon, where are the new Matrix games? They could make a very cool new game imo. All of the previous ones were either ok or lovely.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
YOU THINK THIS IS A loving GAME?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

what the heck are you talking about op, superhot is fantastic

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
why did this get pinned lol

Literally A Person posted:

YOU THINK THIS IS A loving GAME?

:yeah:

chaosbreather posted:

what the heck are you talking about op, superhot is fantastic

ImaginaeSuperhot but with a bigger budget and cool kung-fu

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Im glad this was sticked and will be checkin back for updates on the new matrix game!!!10101]1]1]]1]1]010010101010100000011111010010101010101010

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


there is no poon

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

there is no poon

I'm out.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



the best matrix game was max payne with the kung fu mod

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Dance Dance Revolution: Matrix Mix and the whole game takes place in the Zion rave

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

there is no poon

dang this resonates with the whole trans allegory

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

they shouldnt even make a new matrix movie. that franchise is deader than star wars

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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okay so imagine this The Matrix game where you're in the matrix doing some grocery shopping or maybe going to the dentist, but get this, it's always bullet time! Sounds like a total crap game and I wouldn't play it myself but maybe it has appeal to some people

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

the best review in gaming history was when PC Zone gave Matrix Path of Neo the coveted “Dump” award, scoring it 12% and calling it “Shiterix: Path of Shite-O”

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Take both pills at once.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'd play a game where you go into the matrix and then you're like 'drat I'm in the matrix' I think that'd be pretty intense have they thought of that one maybe you could like kick some dudes

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

I'd play a game where you go into the matrix and then you're like 'drat I'm in the matrix' I think that'd be pretty intense have they thought of that one maybe you could like kick some dudes

I would only play if they realistically clutched their balls and writhed in pain, imo.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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on second thought, maybe I would play that matrix game but only if they removed the part about going to the dentist in bullet time

oh boy, waiting for the bus in bullet time

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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and all sound fx is really drawn out like "BWOOOAAAHHHHH" and "FHHHWEEEEEEIIIIIIRRR"

these are normal sounds in not-bullet time by the way

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

A Matrix game with the lord of the ring nemesis system.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

satanic splash-back posted:

I would only play if they realistically clutched their balls and writhed in pain, imo.

OK WHAT IF we met in the middle on this one and it's a VR Game where you go into the Matrix and they clutch YOUR balls and writhe in pain (if you don't have any balls you can't play the game don't buy it I'm sorry)

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I dream of a distant future where almost every movie has a video-game based on it.

Super pumped about Silver Linings Playbook!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Gaytrix

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

on second thought, maybe I would play that matrix game but only if they removed the part about going to the dentist in bullet time

oh boy, waiting for the bus in bullet time

umm if it was always bullet time that would just be normal time and your brain would adjust and it would all just be moving at normal speed.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Bullet time when you take an explosive poo poo.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Katamari Democracy posted:

Bullet time when you take an explosive poo poo.

This isn't the thread for describing your dream game

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Gasmask posted:

umm if it was always bullet time that would just be normal time and your brain would adjust and it would all just be moving at normal speed.

maybe im moving at bullet time speed right now :aaaaa:

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Instead of jacking into the matrix you could tug in the matrix

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Katamari Democracy posted:

Instead of jacking into the matrix you could tug in the matrix

Matrix VR: When in you tug in real life, you tug in the game.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what if the game was about pizza?

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I’m Senad, agent.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
When you poo poo in the matrix you poo poo in real life (your brain makes it real). Imo the game should be about making GBS threads. Maybe Mr. Smith has a bad case of diarrhea and Mr. Anderson has constipation. Just some examples of the amazing shits you could have in and out of the matrix.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Katamari Democracy posted:

Bullet time when you take an explosive poo poo.

You take an explosive poo poo but it's not bullet time it's the drug from Dredd that slows your perception of time.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Real talk I played the ps2 matrix game with one of my friends and we cracked up using bullet time to climb ladders or open doors.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I'm tired of the matrix I"m gonna turn this stupid game off

BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM IN THE MATRIX HELP ME

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
The Matrix Online was canon

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Literally A Person posted:

I'm tired of the matrix I"m gonna turn this stupid game off

BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM IN THE MATRIX HELP ME

Oldest trick in the book

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

TheBuilder posted:

The Matrix Online was canon

The Gaydix Online

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

bullet time poo poo....POSTING

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Literally A Person posted:

I'm tired of the matrix I"m gonna turn this stupid game off

BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I AM IN THE MATRIX HELP ME

You know what you did to deserve this.

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Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Shinjobi posted:

Dance Dance Revolution: Matrix Mix and the whole game takes place in the Zion rave

Unironically this

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