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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
For some reason today I'm feeling very excited about professional 0-2 MMA fighter and occasional pro wrestler Charles Montgomery Punk. I was wondering if perhaps other people were as well and if you are maybe we can use this thread to share all our favourite Punk matches/promos/interview/etc. so we can spend the day looking back over our favourite Punk moments before we all go to bed at a reasonable hour. After all, it's not like there's any important wrestling shows going on today!

Kicking us off with the obvious one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijBx8dJORNo

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i hate cm punk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUYEdeWrrLA

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
His farewell entrance for ROH was an all time moment for me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd1nnEkL4eQ

The famous "This! Is! Straightedge!" promo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DOw6DnFD10

His match where he beat Austin Aries for the title (21:40 if the timestamp doesn't work):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3NJyWauUE0&t=1301s

And the promo he cut afterwards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwAslWen79Q

And he then signed his WWE contract on the ROH title:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnOBAh8xVI

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Heel Punk winning the feud against face Jeff Hardy and running him out of the promotion, followed by this the next night was absolutely loving incredible. The entire Punk/Hardy promo was just superb, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUC61ToNBw

"Did you expect somebody else? :smug:"

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
The summer of Punk in 2011 got me back into WWE after a good six or so years completely ignoring the product. My friend told me I had to look up this late-june promo on YouTube and I was completely worked into thinking it was a shoot. Taped the MITB PPV, and the whole show was decent, but the main event was just superb. Somehow managed to stay interested despite the dire booking of Punk (Nash, texting) until he beat ADR for the title at Survivor Series. It's a shame in 2012 he was not trusted more to headline shows, his matches with Jericho and Bryan as a face and Cena as a heel were great. Genuinely believed he was going to beat Rock at Rumble 13 for the Mania triple threat main event, oh well.

I do hope Punk makes his return, whether it be tonight or another show for AEW, as it's the one signing that would make me completely stop reading the monthly WWE threads on here and devote my life to AEW. Inshallah.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

Heel Punk winning the feud against face Jeff Hardy and running him out of the promotion, followed by this the next night was absolutely loving incredible. The entire Punk/Hardy promo was just superb, really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weUC61ToNBw

"Did you expect somebody else? :smug:"

Speaking of which, someone on youtube has put a huge amount of that feud (the matches only have highlights) on a playlist. Some of the videos have been taken down but there's enough still there that you can rewatch most of it:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiAOPbnkvN1C6YTMig6LnsdQZLhnQ86Y2

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

https://youtu.be/--X8pAvg3DE

Or that FIP show where he and Homicide interrupted some dancers during their show, who Punk then proceeded to cuss out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUYEdeWrrLA

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

This just makes me want to see MJF come out to Cult of Personality & then be all "What? I changed my theme song! It's a cool song, why's everybody upset? :confused: "

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Crossposting from the AEW thread. Punk vs Joe 2 (timestamp 1:46:25)

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV18s411w7iG/

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdRo9JsfBZM

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


What I love about CM Punk vs Raven from ROH Beating The Odds is the cage match was such a mess that they cut the match from over 30 minutes to just 17 on the DVD & ROH really didn't clip matches very often

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



forkboy84 posted:

What I love about CM Punk vs Raven from ROH Beating The Odds is the cage match was such a mess that they cut the match from over 30 minutes to just 17 on the DVD & ROH really didn't clip matches very often

My favorite was a DVD that had either Joe vs Kobashi or Joe vs Misawa, and it was just a series of still photos.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Daniel Garcia is going to break his arm

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

https://youtu.be/7xxgRUyzgs0

I’m so ready.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

When CM Punk debuts we should all open our windows and chant CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! as loudly as we can

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Need a remake of that cartoon of Punk calling Joe and asking if he’s still in TNA

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

When CM Punk debuts we should all open our windows and chant CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! as loudly as we can

Already doing this because of time zones. Don’t ask me how that works

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
CM punk has already debuted for AEW in Australia but we’re not allowed to tell you guys what happened sorry

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

hearing a lot of great things about this "seem punk" fellow

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Piledriver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjIajo_YeA

This was the last time I can clearly remember the RAW GDT going absolutely loving bonkers.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

CobiWann posted:

Piledriver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjIajo_YeA

This was the last time I can clearly remember the RAW GDT going absolutely loving bonkers.

The crowd is audibly shocked too.

Also Punk is sloppy, but that was a quality Memphis Driver '80

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Speaking of which, someone on youtube has put a huge amount of that feud (the matches only have highlights) on a playlist. Some of the videos have been taken down but there's enough still there that you can rewatch most of it:

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiAOPbnkvN1C6YTMig6LnsdQZLhnQ86Y2

As long as it has the promo where Punk breaks down how many wellness violations he has and says that's the same chance Hardy has of beating him at Summerslam, we're good.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 14:05 on Aug 20, 2021

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU5-cNTXd1M

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

El Gallinero Gros posted:

As long as it has the promo where Punk breaks down how many wellness violations he has and says that's the same chance Hardy has of beating him at Summerslam, we're good.

I still remember the spoiler thread going absolutely nuts when we heard that line. We all knew that Punk was turning heel but none of us expected WWE at the height of its PG era to have an anti-drug heel

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAgUfDIFIQ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9bdoIIyH5E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHeET5b4q70

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8LUszdvkPk

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
SES-era Punk interrupts Rey singing happy birthday to his daughter and terrorizes his family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeAVVzZuTqo

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Fan-Cam of WM 29 Entrance with In Living Colour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZD3lfKHdA

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

CobiWann posted:

Piledriver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjIajo_YeA

This was the last time I can clearly remember the RAW GDT going absolutely loving bonkers.

god this just reminds me how Cena was loving AWFUL at applying an STF, absolutely zero believability whenever he did it lol

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Love the Chick Magnet Punk.

E: Want him to go against TM Ambrose.

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Im gonna be vague because the exact details I can't remember to find the clip. But Punk has... I think Christian in an Anaconda Vice outside of the ring and just because he starts yelling Karate Kid quotes

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
JOHN MY DIET SODA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL2BT5uKJmU

And for good measure here's a general highlight reel of Punk on commentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQwepCDNl94

cams
Mar 28, 2003


CobiWann posted:

Piledriver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjIajo_YeA

This was the last time I can clearly remember the RAW GDT going absolutely loving bonkers.
this match, and this moment in particular, are one of my favorite things ever to happen in wwe. this may be my favorite wwe match of all time, even over the 2011 mitb. amazingly well told story, perfect moments, love everything about it.

punk is the reason i still watch wrestling, i had given up until somehow i heard about the punk/joe trilogy. watched it, loved every second, then pretty much exclusively followed punk, rather than wrestling, until i found njpw in 2011/2012.

punk is one of the best storytellers in wrestling history.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

TUS posted:

Fan-Cam of WM 29 Entrance with In Living Colour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZD3lfKHdA

Best part of this entrance was Punk's visceral ROAR when Taker's music's first BONNNNGGGGGG occurred.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



CM Punk’s gimmick should be he’s like Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love but with Cookie Monster/Chick Magnet/Chicago Man/etc.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

"It's annoying, isn't it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obJCJa4pJGo

e: also I wish they'd bring back CM Punk's Grammar Slam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa7TvxC2rgA

D.N. Nation fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Aug 20, 2021

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I am very excited for the return of The Rapmaster PN News.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXRKxLyz1o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1u3iSGRSnc

YO BABY YO BABY YO

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

I'm feelin' ten feet tall. Unstoppable. I'm da champion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgF3iVmtglc

"There's good guys and there's bad guys, and make no mistake I am a bad, bad man."
"I will not ALLOW... The Rock... to take this from me."
"Your arms are just too short to box with GOD!"
"You're playin' little league, and I'm in the Big Leagues! And I'm swingin' for the fence!"
"YOU DON'T GET TO WIN! 'CAUSE I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD! AND THAT'S A FACT!"

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Excuse me Rarity, one of those MMA losses got turned into a No Contest because the guy who beat him popped for weed. Please update your post to be excitement for noted 0-1-1 MMA Fighter CM Punk

Regarding good CM Punk memories, I gotta go with Punk/Lesnar at Summerslam. Far and away Lesnar's best match post-MMA. The DDT counter to the F5 is one of my favourite nearfalls ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj1bpqOQjh0

TUS
Feb 19, 2003

I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.


Punk/Cena MITB 2011 Promo is top tier. For me probably #2 next to Austin/Rock LIMB BIZZZZZZZZZZZZKIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJi_cV4Wmw

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Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TUS posted:

Punk/Cena MITB 2011 Promo is top tier. For me probably #2 next to Austin/Rock LIMB BIZZZZZZZZZZZZKIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJi_cV4Wmw

YOU ARE... THE NEW YORK YANKEES!

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