- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A monster that sneaks into your bedroom at night and rubs an ice cube down your spine
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Aug 21, 2021 03:02
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 16, 2024 13:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The blob, but instead of eating you it just clings to your upper lip so you have to smell it all the time.
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Aug 21, 2021 03:34
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A routine MRI reveals that you have two navels, but one was surgically covered up when you were an infant.
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Aug 21, 2021 18:53
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A six-pack, but not on your stomach
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Aug 23, 2021 01:28
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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farts that sound exactly like someone saying "Bob"
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Aug 23, 2021 22:31
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 16, 2024 13:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Fistfulls of of hair in the shower drain after a shower, but you don't notice any hair loss from your body.
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Aug 25, 2021 17:56
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Aug 21, 2021 03:02
