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A bit of foil in your poop because you ate a bodega breakfast sandwich too aggressively
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 20:46 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:54 |
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fingernail smells like a blackberry... but you've never eaten a blackberry
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 20:46 |
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undetectable BO that only snakes can smell, but they are rePULSED
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 20:47 |
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every day at 3:05 PM you cough up a single, intact, and perfectly dry Combo (pizza flavor) and inside there is a fortune cookie paper with a single digit on it
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 20:48 |
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middle finger always points to true north
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 20:48 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 04:54 |
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moss on your butt that also points true north
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 20:48 |