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romeo, a fern, harbors a desperate but forbidden love for juliet, a philodendron, located about twelve feet from his windowsill. things look grim for these star-crossed lovers as they are periodically watered, fed, and adjusted to catch the seasonal light by their owner. a solution presents itself in the form of a container of poison that is accidentally left in the same room as the plants. however, lacking opposable thumbs, feet, and really any means of control over their environment, the vegetal lovers' elaborate plans are foiled, and their yearning continues unabated. the end?
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war and peas
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Aug 23, 2021 17:09
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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oak tree: "the story is printed on WHAT!?"
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Aug 23, 2021 17:27
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- Luvcow
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two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"
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Aug 23, 2021 17:28
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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the old man and the seed
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Aug 23, 2021 17:35
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Award-winning post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel, The Grapes of Wrath
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Aug 23, 2021 20:02
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don peyote
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Aug 23, 2021 20:02
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two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"
The Scarlet Letter but the A is for Apple
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Aug 23, 2021 20:54
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The Stamens of Madison County
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Aug 23, 2021 22:23
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Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'
First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.
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Aug 23, 2021 23:13
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Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'
First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.
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Aug 23, 2021 23:48
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Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'
First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.
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Aug 24, 2021 00:51
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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flowers for algernon, that sounds happy :-)
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 24, 2021 01:33
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Grapes of Wrath II: The Wrath of Grapes
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Aug 24, 2021 08:45
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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Grapes of Wrath II: The Wrath of Grapes
that’s the one that was set in San Francisco, right? I know the movie was filmed and set there.
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 24, 2021 12:09
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- Shiney McShine
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paperwork
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The Color of Trees by Theresa Green
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Aug 24, 2021 13:15
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Wow, spoiler alert
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Aug 24, 2021 13:36
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Arbor Shrugged, by Ayn Rind
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Aug 24, 2021 18:10
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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East of Seed-en
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Aug 24, 2021 19:19
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'
First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.
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Aug 25, 2021 02:11
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- Escape From Noise
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two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"
Oh my God Becky, look at her buds!
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Aug 25, 2021 05:43
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- Code Jockey
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Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'
First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.
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Aug 25, 2021 06:42
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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The Compost Manifesto
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Aug 25, 2021 06:46
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69420 basic bytes free
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Lord of the Flytraps
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Aug 25, 2021 06:48
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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fifty glades of hay
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Aug 25, 2021 06:52
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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The Plant Bible
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