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Manifisto


 romeo, a fern, harbors a desperate but forbidden love for juliet, a philodendron, located about twelve feet from his windowsill. things look grim for these star-crossed lovers as they are periodically watered, fed, and adjusted to catch the seasonal light by their owner. a solution presents itself in the form of a container of poison that is accidentally left in the same room as the plants. however, lacking opposable thumbs, feet, and really any means of control over their environment, the vegetal lovers' elaborate plans are foiled, and their yearning continues unabated. the end?

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Manifisto


 the brothers carrotmazov


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 17:06
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nut

 war and peas

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
oak tree: "the story is printed on WHAT!?"

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 17:27
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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

war and peas

the old man and the seed

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 17:35
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Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"

meanwhile she's casting glances at the black oak a few yards away. the oak is named mister darctree.


ty nesamdoom!

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Award-winning post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel, The Grapes of Wrath

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 19:35
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 A tale of two cotyledons


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Aug 23, 2021 19:53
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 A tree grows in Brooklyn


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Aug 23, 2021 19:55
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 Huckleberry finn

Catcher in the Rye


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Aug 23, 2021 19:59
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 The grapes of wrath


Sorry I think I’m doing this wrong


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
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nut

Areola Grande posted:

the old man and the seed
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nut

 don peyote

* # ? Aug 23, 2021 20:02
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google THIS

Luvcow posted:

two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"

The Scarlet Letter but the A is for Apple

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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The Stamens of Madison County

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biosterous

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.




thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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nut

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.


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Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.


* # ? Aug 23, 2021 23:48
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Manifisto

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.



ty nesamdoom!

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vanisher

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.




Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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Khanstant

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.


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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
flowers for algernon, that sounds happy :-)


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 Grapes of Wrath II: The Wrath of Grapes

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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Grapes of Wrath II: The Wrath of Grapes

that’s the one that was set in San Francisco, right? I know the movie was filmed and set there.


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Shiney McShine

paperwork
The Color of Trees by Theresa Green

* # ? Aug 24, 2021 13:15
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google THIS

Shiney McShine posted:

Green

Wow, spoiler alert

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Arbor Shrugged, by Ayn Rind

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
East of Seed-en

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The Hello Machine

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.


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Ass-penny

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.



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Escape From Noise

Luvcow posted:

two cedar trees looking across the meadow at a blossoming apple tree "omfg what a slut"

Oh my God Becky, look at her buds!

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alnilam

Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.




ty manifisto

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Code Jockey

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Plant MONSTER. posted:

Haha okay, we're just taking classic book titles and putting plant names in em and passing that as what plants like to read? eh? We're really doing this? Really? You don't see why that might be hurtful?'

First of all plants don't read the same way people do, that's absurd. Tomes written for plants are like, okay, so picture a cork cylinder, no let's make it a sphere. Inside this cork sphere are various tiny winding branching tunnels that get ever finer and finer. Microscopic notches in the cork tunnels are then felt as the roots of the plant penetrate into the cork sphere. That's the basic gist of how a plant reads a book.


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Code Jockey

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The Compost Manifesto

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Code Jockey

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Lord of the Flytraps

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
fifty glades of hay

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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
The Plant Bible

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Stoner Sloth

Escape From Noise posted:

Oh my God Becky, look at her buds!

i like big buds and i cannot lie :420:

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