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Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
…and Keith once said in an interview with Guitar World that if there’s no Charlie, there’s no band. But he did have a replacement lined up for the band’s upcoming post-lockdown tour, so maybe Mick, Keith, and Ronnie will keep the dates and call it a swan song.

(Speaking of, Mr. Richards’ genes are even more resilient than we thought if he outlived Charlie!)

https://variety.com/2021/music/news/charlie-watts-rolling-stones-drummer-dead-dies-1235047778/

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NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003
how the gently caress is Keith Richards still alive

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

NecroBob posted:

how the gently caress is Keith Richards still alive

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
wow I'm shocked and very disapointed, oh wait I have no idea who that is and don't care.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Watts up, Charlie?
















….Charlie?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

not a great magazine, i'm glad it's dead

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


NecroBob posted:

how the gently caress is Keith Richards still alive


Robin Williams had a bit about the nuclear war, in the end all that is left of the world are three cockroaches and Keith Richards

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

NecroBob posted:

how the gently caress is Keith Richards still alive

He's been taking chemical preservatives his entire life.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

barbecue at the folks posted:

Robin Williams had a bit about the nuclear war, in the end all that is left of the world are three cockroaches and Keith Richards

In the blasted hellscape that is the remains of the earth two billion years from now, a shadowy figure comes over the ridge. Keith Richards looks up from his place at the Last Table on Earth. He smiles as he reaches for his weapon.

"It has finally come to this." says Keith.

"Yes, we always knew it would end this way. There can be only one." replies Betty White.

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Aug 24, 2021

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
Havana syndrome has gone too far this time

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


More like rolling his bones :smug:

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Old musician dies. In other news, water is wet

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew
It's crazy how many og members of the stones are(were) still alive. Keith Richards is one of those people like, Sly Stone, who shouldn't have made it out of the 70s, but Mick and Bill Wyman are still kicking too. Ronnie Wood isn't an original member, but he was in small faces, which is an almost equally old as gently caress band.

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

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I'm as big a stones fan as anyone but I'm pretty sure you can replace an 80 year old man with literally any drummer in the world and no one could tell the difference if they were blindfolded.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
F

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
He’s So Cold

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I guess time wasn’t on his side

Combo
Aug 19, 2003



Dignity Van Houten posted:

I'm as big a stones fan as anyone but I'm pretty sure you can replace an 80 year old man with literally any drummer in the world and no one could tell the difference if they were blindfolded.

I would like if they kept replacing members as they die off and it turns into a ship of theseus paradox 50-75 years from now.

You know, when Keith Richards is still somehow alive.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

NecroBob posted:

how the gently caress is Keith Richards still alive

to make mick look healthy?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

He was a great drummer, and his legacy in rock history has been secure for years.

But at this point The Rolling Stones are background noise in the entertainment industry, so it doesn’t really matter if they replace him or if they stop touring. Anyone who ever wanted to see The Stones has had ample opportunity, and they haven’t made any new music in decades.

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

More like rolling his bones :smug:

More like rolling the stones....over his grave

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Agent Escalus posted:

…and Keith once said in an interview with Guitar World that if there’s no Charlie, there’s no band.

this never stopped them from having backup singers, a horn section, off stage players (I assume) and backing tracks. And that was in their "Farewall" tour in the early 90s.

so why not just grab ...um.....who the gently caress is still alive from that era? Tommy Aldridge and Carmine Appice?

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

NecroBob posted:

how the gently caress is Keith Richards still alive

It's because none of them have lived the "rock and roll" lifestyle since the 70s, he's playing up an image to sell records and concert tickers

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Genesplicer posted:

He's been taking chemical preservatives his entire life.

Wikipedia posted:

Richards is a keen fan of shepherd's pie, a British traditional dish. Stuart Cable, the ex-drummer of Stereophonics, recollected that he was once confronted by Richards because he had served himself a piece of the shepherd's pie meant for Richards. The dish was also mentioned by Richards in his autobiography, advising readers to add more onions after cooking the meat filling to enhance the pie's flavour.

chemical preservatives and the true secret to long life, shepherd's pie

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Lmao at a rockstar going all "you ate my Shepard's pie, I'll kill you"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Shepherds pie, drummers die

Shiroc
May 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Charlie Watts was a really good drummer and I'm glad I got to see him 3 times with the Stones. I had already decided I wasn't likely to ever go again (they do put on good shows, whatever you want to say, but I feel like I got everything I was going to after the third) but now its firmly over for me.

Schlong Connery
Jan 20, 2014

Pika-Chew

Shiroc posted:

Charlie Watts was a really good drummer and I'm glad I got to see him 3 times with the Stones. I had already decided I wasn't likely to ever go again (they do put on good shows, whatever you want to say, but I feel like I got everything I was going to after the third) but now its firmly over for me.

Nice! Glad to hear you thought they were good. I always felt that the tix were too expensive for what it was gonna be, a sad shadow of a once legendary group. At the same time, I've had mixed results for classic rock live shows. Springsteen was great and had the energy of a much younger performer. Bob Dylan was truly awful, but had a solid backup group of musicians.
Anyway, RIP

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I was extremely interested in new and exciting content coming from "The Rolling Stones", op so this is a shocking disaster for me.

deadeyez
Jan 31, 2015

Avatar by Hempuli
Fun Shoe
Why would a magazine go on tour

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure Keith Richards is on the record saying most of the stories about his drug use were false or overblown but he never bothered correcting them.

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

If there's a hell he's in it

Shiroc
May 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Schlong Connery posted:

Nice! Glad to hear you thought they were good. I always felt that the tix were too expensive for what it was gonna be, a sad shadow of a once legendary group. At the same time, I've had mixed results for classic rock live shows. Springsteen was great and had the energy of a much younger performer. Bob Dylan was truly awful, but had a solid backup group of musicians.
Anyway, RIP

Springsteen was so good that it made me a bigger fan of his than going into the show with 'yeah he's okay.' I had a similar experience where Dylan was so horrendous that he immediately went on my list to never see again.

All three times with the Stones, it was never going to be quite as dynamic or daring as their older shows but they put enough into the performance so it always felt like it existed uniquely in the moment. Different rarities, guests, changing up the order of the obligate hits. The last show I saw, the extra players left for a bit and the core band all went up to the front of the runway to play acoustic songs.



Using Paul McCartney as a comparison expensive dinosaur act, he puts on a professional show that's good to see once and only once. He literally has the same show, with the same jokes, the same stories and the same stage movements at the same points. He swaps out songs but replaces them with ones that have identical 'fits' for the slot they appeared in.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
The surviving Rolling Stones and Beatles should team up.
Mick Jagger - vocals
Keith Richards - lead guitar
Paul - bass
Ringo -drums

It's too perfect, aside from them all being 80

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

I remember Paul's Superbowl show being painfully old, and that was 16 years ago.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Lascivious Sloth posted:

wow I'm shocked and very disapointed, oh wait I have no idea who that is and don't care.

Really?
Your av blew him in '78

Edit: it turns out this guy was awesome and faithful to his wife. I apologize Mr.Watts and thank you for the few, but spectacular, songs I like by the Stones.

Spinz fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 25, 2021

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Shiroc posted:

Springsteen was so good that it made me a bigger fan of his than going into the show with 'yeah he's okay.' I had a similar experience where Dylan was so horrendous that he immediately went on my list to never see again.

All three times with the Stones, it was never going to be quite as dynamic or daring as their older shows but they put enough into the performance so it always felt like it existed uniquely in the moment. Different rarities, guests, changing up the order of the obligate hits. The last show I saw, the extra players left for a bit and the core band all went up to the front of the runway to play acoustic songs.



Using Paul McCartney as a comparison expensive dinosaur act, he puts on a professional show that's good to see once and only once. He literally has the same show, with the same jokes, the same stories and the same stage movements at the same points. He swaps out songs but replaces them with ones that have identical 'fits' for the slot they appeared in.

I saw Springsteen in...2002? In DC, they were pretty good.

e: Yeah, 2002. Although I was there with 2 other people, one of whom got extremely drunk and was standing a bit behind me and other guy, and the next thing we know security is escorting us out with drunk guy having blood all over his mouth and a broken tooth. We were never sure if he was blacked out and faceplanted the floor or if the husband/bf of the woman standing next to him knocked him out for drunkenly hitting on his wife. If he remembered, he never told us.

The couple of songs I saw were good though.

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Aug 25, 2021

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
The Stones have their place in history, but it’s probably not controversial to say they haven’t done anything truly interesting in decades. Which makes me think, what popular musicians continued to do interesting things well into their senior years and not just become a touring Greatest Hits act? I can think of Bowie, Cohen, and Cash. Maybe Pet Shop Boys.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Neil Young is always up to something

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Shiroc
May 16, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

Neil Young is always up to something

I saw Neil Young twice. The one thing he for sure isn't up to is knowing when to end a song instead of aimlessly jamming on it for like 15 minutes past when he's lost the audience. Then doing it again for every single song after that.

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