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Dwebmer is a planet where eight-legged cats recline on walls that surround back-yards lit with strings of enchanted lanterns. Molixeze is a planet where trees are the size of mountains and mountains are the size of trees. Vortalu is a planet where robots believe they are alive Messendon is a planet where cities are carved into the sides of great stone spires Luxooza is a planet where everything is decided by slot machine Flippendamm is a planet where water knows everything about you Porcheuka is a planet where little bugs lead great lives Vippis is a planet where all the universe's knowledge is stored in slime-based format Totlio is a planet where tires are sentient and become your friend Dozus is a planet where arches and domes are highly illegal and punishable by prison time Hojek is a planet where the taller you are the more you think about dogs Bujinon is a planet where umbrellas are sacred and not allowed to be wet Yarsho is a planet where every number is at least 10 times higher Jamboleze is a planet where the food doesn't know when to stop, and you have to fight it off Kocik is a planet where the colder something is the more everyone wants it Obluon is a planet where light only exists if you want it to Upopo is a planet where Funko pops collect human skulls Jarliet is a planet where everyone is always running as fast as they can Focococo is a planet where every summer there are at least 3 happy people Arshuoosa is a planet where if you drink through a straw people will think you are extremely tough Salamemme is a planet where meat is spicier than peppers Winsko is a planet where it's fashionable to speak through your nose Quadlet is a planet where people build ruins that later become cities Zamgiffic is a planet where taking a photo means you join a band of outlaws for the rest of your life Beanis is a planet where if you bip then you bop and no one's gonna stop Lumbassa is a planet where countries go to war over arguments about what to have for dinner Xippoca is a planet where if you can't outswim a submarine you will be considered a loser Sapu is a planet where everyone lives by the Rambo code Pistopar is a planet where the residents share a deeply symbiotic relationship with the Dewey Decimal System Norfun is a planet where disco never died and in fact rules the night Sleziv is a planet where everyone has at least two different options in any given choice Kuzguv is a planet where business casual is the counterculture to the overwhelming punk majority Civikivic is a planet where ancient rituals bring eyes large as moons to watch over us Mohjun is a planet where every zig is a zag and everything feels all junked up Fupit is a planet where the product of X and Y is never in question Defututa is a planet where there are more countries than people to occupy them Kulie is a planet where daring rogues upgrade to double-dog-daring rogues Mipmun is a planet where trees fall in the woods all the time and scream in pain until someone is around to hear it Eaoka is a planet where every other word is either Flibber or Flabber and it's very important to use the right one Rtjkw is a planet where the highest form of evil is the vowel Sajoy is a planet where they have special designated planes only for snakes Wuthika is a planet where everyone is allowed only one friend Kobbledone is a planet where everything is exactly like Earth but all of the guns have fake names Dekotor is a planet where 1 is not guaranteed to be followed by 2 Sofoklo is a planet where the computers use monary instead of binary Kumbeia is a planet where people can see sound and hear light Yovoplat is a planet where the sun is fluorescent Ribomave is a planet where if the moon could talk, it would Jalockey is a planet where stress is illegal Tublecue is a planet where if you were there you would be the ruler Gamborey is a planet that lives in monochrome and votes on a new color palette every year Rigulta is a planet where gigantic construction machinery has come to life and screws burrow through the ground like worms Buletta is a planet where you never have to admit to anything Pognozes is a planet where the sand is made of much tinier planets Hugiek is a planet where they have an Ozone all the way through a Vzone but they destroyed the Xzone, Yzone, and Zzone Gibalta is a planet where other planets get beat up in dark alleys Studipa is a planet where it's seen as immature to not wear a diaper Abercomb is a planet where the hierarchy of power is determined by hair length Fluka is a planet where people don't have legs so they ride skateboards everywhere Rititti is a planet where you get a headache as soon as you fly within its gravitational pull Garseum is a planet where the landscape is dotted in scale replicas of Gary, Indiana in various sizes Webwom is a planet where every word comes to life and flies out of the speaker's mouth Assi is a planet where mohawks can fly Farder is a planet where swamps and bogs are considered beautiful Vudis is a planet where molecules are somewhat important Kargenon is a planet where the waitstaff will wait as long as you need them to Buberculo is a planet where people drink a cup of coughing in the morning instead of coffee Arcano is a planet where spiders have been radicalized Yeberti is a planet where no one has ever been allowed to listen to the Beatles Shudew is a planet where you could bury your treasure and forget about it Ripertude is a planet where you have to be at least twelve years old to be born Touletti is a planet where everything is clockwise - the type of wisdom they respect most Timer is a planet where you could get lost before you even get there Eeeeee is a planet where eee eeee eeeeee eeeeeee ee 'e' Bulbacor is a planet where you're not cool enough to know anything about it Edigy is a planet where songs never sound quite right Mustic is a planet where mold dictates all Ghug is a planet where you have to be this tall to ride Hambicor is a planet where bees and pigs have been hybridized Museltof is a planet where everyone goes to a sinister rave nightly Cepicore is a planet where you can make fun of other planets Lemo is a planet where you can never be sure if you're still alive Wednesor is a planet where my dudes will invade on Wednesday Rimblequat is a planet where you can plan for anything but it will never happen Dhag is a planet where the evil Lord Narclox retired Boflex is a planet where you can hang your laundry Rimbapropa is a planet where everything happens for no reason Eswald is a planet where you can go either up or down Limbica is a planet where you can announce your candidacy for anything Riplic is a planet where you can buy anything from anyone for a dollar Shubwat is a plant where they eat the desert for dessert Lexic is a planet where bug bites don't itch Sadline is a planet where you can stretch your arms out twice as far as other planets Wibbik is a planet where scurrying is a way of life Upleen is a planet where nobody ever thinks to do any work Farja is a planet where if you can't beat 'em you're not allowed to join 'em Sarbak is a planet where the hills literally do have eyes Yodund is a planet where yogurt erupts from volcanos Meezus is a planet where everyone is a pope Issifak is a planet where cavemen invented nuclear fission Pundar is a planet where cities are inside giant treasure chests Bilizbeh is a planet where you can live inside a houseplant Tardur is a planet where mean fish bully anyone without gills Uptiki is a planet where everyone is focused on inventing a hula hoop the size of a planetary ring system Edwon is a planet where every ghost has its day Fandini is a planet where the grass smells like an apple core Limbal is a planet where doctors have no borders and spill beyond the outlines of physics Fustu is a planet where mustache twirls are a currency Gerik is a planet where the entire surface is one big boat Lepsiwald is a planet where if you assassinate someone you take their place Brunder is a planet where you always have to be lighting fires Ovix is a planet where infinite monkeys fight over a single typewriter Tuadic is a planet where the bogs could use some renovation Kompar is a planet where to be there you have to also be somewhere else Wuclic is a planet where strange noises are welcomed Biznuks is a planet where punches are the highest form of flattery Huvvie is a planet where people iron themselves to fit inside of flat clothes Tuzen is a planet where the stars spell your name on your birthday Ridiconc is a planet where elk have superpowers Stambil is a planet where seven different kingdoms all chose to name themself the same thing Chaunti is a planet where trees enslave humans Leosol is a planet where items lost in couch cushions keep popping up Rempi is a planet where numbers and letters are swapped Gogez is a planet where everyone is a starving martial artist Joqhech is a planet where books are the only form of communication Yeenti is a planet where a bug's exoskeleton can be traded for gold Zulazi is a planet where if you don't live in a zoo, you have to pay double taxes Texuc is a planet where tourists get trapped Hahen is a planet where ancient temples host raging parties Coule is a planet where gasoline shoots from geysers Wexivo is a planet where blinking is a type of flirtation Sezwip is a planet where every meal includes a timeshare presentation Hotikurle is a planet where apartment buildings are grown from seeds Meshap is a planet where scientists invented the softest ice cream Ulier is a planet where anyone can lift the largest boulder because the boulders are tiny Posharp is a planet where umpteen is a defined integer Fourian is a planet where birds dogfight fighter planes Goure is a planet where interlopers be damned Remal is a planet where the mountains are remodeled annually Hegwitalia is a planet where Beelzebub is a corporate mascot Youvinsharp is a planet where you can snowboard without snow Legwixani is a planet where actual crickets play cricket Xembelpopla is a planet where everyone is an alien Jedskinthal is a planet where real psychics have commercials on television Medallamaude is a planet where even the strong are weak Melvinsmaw is a planet where everything is edible Wonstadt is a planet where having more than one eye is a curse Limpledunker is a planet where everything is bought and sold in dumplings Charxavil is a planet where three of something is all you need Pochyieo is a planet where the present is trapped in a retro future Thuemiassi is a planet where they celebrate holiweeks instead of holidays Sucadon is a planet where some sweat gravy Larsal is a planet where fires grow ever-taller Hublicon is a planet where apes wage war over bananas Joshiqui Umberta is a planet where no two socks look the same Venotor is a planet where people must sneeze one million times before their allergies can be treated Lakshamica is a planet where there is only one new leaf and it is turned over every day Frunitaria is a planet where a furniture conglomerate replaced people with sentient furniture Isebad is a planet where everyone is a superhero so no one is super or a hero |
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what about borges, the planet where everyone is trapped in a poem
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Heather Papps posted:what about borges, the planet where everyone is trapped in a poem I didn't know about it until this post but it will be included in the next edition of the databse. |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Eeeeee is a planet where eee eeee eeeeee eeeeeee ee 'e'
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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alright but pluto is still not a planet 
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What about Bloricom, the planet where the sky-dome is a geodesic bird that watches over all the denizens and occasionally flies down to whisper secrets? |
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Stoner Sloth posted:alright but pluto is still not a planet plotu, on the other hand... |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Dwebmer is a planet where eight-legged cats recline on walls that surround back-yards lit with strings of enchanted lanterns. shut up, beanis
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Sherbert Hoover posted:shut up, beanis 
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NGL I kinda want to move to Beanis now. |
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