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Danaru posted:Speaking of Guy Mann reports, heres another from around the same time Is there ever gonna be a way for users to look at their own reports? I think most of mine are pretty funny
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Harrow posted:Yeah, Guy Mann isn't actually permabanned. He's on a 100,000-hour probation across all three of his accounts (Guy Mann, Sleeveless, and ...of SCIENCE!). That means he can still log in and read the forums on his accounts and he can still report posts. The 100k is the ultimate "gently caress off forever", possibly eclipsed only out of directed spite by that one guy who made an angry QCS thread and the admins gave him a week for every post made in his thread.
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I'm hoping these dead gay forums stay dead and gay enough to still be here when is 100k is up, and I hope the first thing he does is make a post so bad he gets 100k'd again
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Danaru posted:Speaking of Guy Mann reports, heres another from around the same time Lol that was a good one. I think it’s because I said even the guy Mann reports were boring and he had to prove me wrong. I’m gonna do the current small Bart probes and then stop for a bit because hopping back and forth between tabs on my phone for the Simpsons memes is maddening. Congrats to those of you who beat the cutoff, small Bart is now allowed again.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:TIL that I'm posting champion of a very special thread in the best forum, and also that Sleeveless was there. I like this response:
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Danaru posted:I'm hoping these dead gay forums stay dead and gay enough to still be here when is 100k is up, and I hope the first thing he does is make a post so bad he gets 100k'd again We survived twenty years of Lowtax. Ten years under JeffPOS will be a walk in the park.
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There is no way they don't come back if the forum isn't dead
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Excelzior posted:mods are asleep
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:fake e: note that Guy A. Person is not in fact Sleeveless Next youre going to tell me that LITERALLY A PERSON isn't LITERALLY A BIRD's alt
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TBB has been having quite the saga over the past year:Dell_Zincht posted:I think I posted my request in this thread ages ago, but I can't find it. I've been looking for this for over a decade now, everyone I've spoken to about it thinks I made it up, and I was convinced I was until I found someone on Goodreads asking about the exact same book. http://goodreads.com/topic/show/19562796-fantasy-unhappy-boy-turns-himself-into-a-gas-pump-commits-suicide-by posted:UNSOLVED: One specific book > Fantasy. Unhappy boy turns himself into a gas pump (commits suicide) by doing weird things (e.g., stands still, sticks 2 fingers in ears, swallows abacus). Possibly a Short Story collection. Late 1980s/early 1990s. Sobatchja Morda posted:Okay, I have two obscure ones from my childhood that have been bothering me. wizzardstaff posted:Every time the gas pump boy comes up in this thread I want to find it, but search results are just other people looking for it on reddit/goodreads/this thread. I’m starting to get Candle Cove vibes from it, honestly. Khizan posted:I was thinking this myself. wizzardstaff posted:Update on the "boy turns into a petrol pump" saga. Truths have been revealed! Posters in this very thread are implicated as CIA psyop agents spreading disinformation about a book that never existed! Sobatchja Morda posted:I found it! I found the goddamn boy-turns-into-a-gasspump book! dflinter posted:I found the English version! dflinter posted:Bad news guys dflinter posted:Yeah I would be skeptical too! dflinter posted:Some scans have been posted: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whang/comments/pbz2k2/we_have_scans_for_superbrikke_thanks_to_nore_on/ Rupert Buttermilk posted:They got scans, and the person scanning couldn't be bothered to get a picture of the kid AS the gas pump? dflinter posted:I believe it was a worker in the library that did it and they were only allowed to scan the first 18 pages or something Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Aug 27, 2021 |
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Sagas: A History Previous threads SA's Greatest Sagas: careful that's a load-bearing slur July 2016-Jan 2020 Start reading on page 302 (turt) Jan 2020-Aug 2020 "You know who can help with this? The pig balls website." Aug 2020-Aug 2021 Summary: Sagas thread started in 2016 as a general thread for forums sagas, stories, and issues. Sort of a general chat thread for anything SA adjacent or related. Things start getting chaotic in Dec 2019, when the long simmering issues between cspam/tgrs/gbs and fyad explode with accusations of secret doxxing communities, virulent transphobia/bigotry, and a massive push from Koala's March to shut down and delete fyad for the good of the forums. The thread from that time from Dec up to the end is almost 1/4 of the pages giving you an idea of how crazy it got. So, fyad are declared a nazi den, shut down, re-opened, shut down again and Koala's March and her allies cheer their success and plan to move onto their other forum enemies (i.e anyone who disagrees with them). Petty QCS conflicts continue until June, when Yikeseroo happens. Mass exodus of the site is planned and some offsites are formed or designated as possible viable options if SA shuts down. In a matter of days Jeffrey of YOSPOS announces he's made a deal with Lowtax to buy the SA forums. Things quiet down. Jeffrey makes a huge QCS thread about fyad and declares that they were the victims of a targeted harassment campaign more or less, and 90% of what was said was just the story pushed by unnamed people with a vendetta and grabbing for power. People figure out he means Koala's March. Page 302 is where it goes nuclear and the reason the thread was goldmined. After the Reckoning things go back to some form of stability for a while, and then what seems like an endless parade of terrible mod actions that culminate in about 4 mods all independently being driven out for extremely questionable images or postings all related to a word that rhymes with Peter File. Later on a handful of shitposters brought heavy scrutiny on the vtuber thread. ADTRW Modmins take note, eventually the thread rules change to ban creepy/horny/questionable stuff. This lasted less then a day before a handful of posters felt the need to defy it and others came to their defense. During all this, one of the mods active in the thread, Wark Say, was outed as retweeting underage hentai from their personal twitter. Long story short the remaining ADTRW mod said “gently caress this” and closed the thread. Since the sagas thread was ground zero for a lot of it, tradition dictates it gets rebooted into a new one. So, here we are. Relevant threads for sagas about sagas Death Ray ban in BSS this is what ignited everything as the final straw in Dec 2019. Hello, posters of cspam. Admin PPJ claims to have secretly infiltrated a nazi discord and been feeding info to posters at risk of doxxing and harassment. This is why he was allegedly leveling huge probes/bans against some people for minor infractions to stay 'embedded' with the Nazis and convince them he was on their side. Later revealed as total bullshit. Re-Open QCS already Dedicated to making GBS threads all over PPJ after QCS had been closed because of the chaos. Yikeseroo Lowtax accused of domestic violence again? This time by SA admin? The ‘end’ of SA and Lowtax. Lots of accusations thrown around at the modmins from the time given there was a trend to ban people for posting details about Lowtax’s personal situation. Thread is extremely NSFW as the forums were on fire and no one was worried about probes/bans for goatse.cx or similar. a place for the mods to talk about what they knew about lowtax QCS thread trying to clear the air, somewhat. It's time to talk about FYAD Jeffrey clears the air about what really went down during the Troubles. Predictably, it triggers a backlash that plays out in the most hilarious way possible Honey Trap Queen posted:Thread screwed up for anyone else? Vtuber Thread 2 Starts where the rules change, and the thread kind of implodes in about 1 day Vtuber Thread 3 Clean slate, no creepy stuff, lasts less then 5 pages before some people try to start it back up QCS Vtuber thread QCS Thread 2 QCS threads with a lot of angry posting about the issue back and forth.
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The smallest bart - - - > .
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IGgy IGsen posted:I'll do it. I'll post small bart. Just you wait. I gotta get ready for it though. Okay, I'm ready. I'm doing it. Here goes:
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Sham bam bamina! posted:TBB has been having quite the saga over the past year: quote:Dirk Lodewijckx :hmm:
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Captain Hygiene posted:Coupons and Deals hitting critical mass and attempting a forums coup, only to fail and ultimately restructure as an Amazon referral-focused offsite that occasionally makes snide comments about this place. wait this wasn't a joke?
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Looks like I have to bookmark the next Sagas thread so I can enjoy the next meltdown
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"Why are so many people probed/ban for calling the mods a certain word?" So, this goes back to 2013. Aatrek: Mod of TVIV, and a huge, huge Star Trek fan. Notably had his real name attached to other Star Trek fan-sites where he wrote articles and blog posts. In 2013, Something Sensitive, the place for exiled SA members, doxxed him as a convicted pedophile. This started a massive blow-up where the accusations flew fast and furious, mostly centered around "mods knew" like anyone had done a background check for the position of TVIV mod, found his criminal record, and employed him anyways. Permabanned. (Unclear on what else happened from 2013 until recently) *8 years later* therewolf there wolf posted:Yes, the majority of pedophiles know acting on the impulse would be terrible and so they don't do it, instead indulging in it through media and roleplaying with other adults. As much as it sucks, it's likely that sexual attraction to prepubescents is a hardcoded sexuality the way hetero and homosexuality are, in which case the proshippers have a point that having that sort of content serves a social good, providing an outlet for desires that cannot be actually realized. Debbie Does Dagon Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with the mods on this forum? When probing ArfJason in retaliation for making fun of people, DDD used an image that was apparently from a loli face sitting hentai as the probe reason in the leper's colony. Quickly autobanned and has apparently not returned. Flavius Aetass link to a relevant post FA decided to take up arms and defend DDD over the issue, antagonizing the gently caress out of almost everyone in the process. Also defended some chimpmunk blowjob porn I'm not 100% clear on the details of. Was removed as a mod. Also note that ArfJason took down 2 mods with a single post. Wark Say ADTRW mod active in the Vtuber thread, and anime in general. Was found on their twitter handle to have been retweeted underage anime hentai during the midst of the dust-up over the Vtuber thread. Permabanned. Acerbatus posted:Next time you cuss him out could you let him know someone's using his twitter to retweet misato loving a 14 year old? feels like something you wouldn't want associated with the WarkSaySA account.
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disgusting
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thecluckmeme posted:Looks like I have to bookmark the next Sagas thread so I can enjoy the next meltdown It’s been at the 3-4 hundred page mark at the last two, so you have plenty of time to anticipate. I swear it’s an august thing, like the heat gets to people and they just create as much internet drama as possible.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I'm gonna kick the thread off with a lesser known favorite of mine: ten or eleven years ago, a goon posted his attempt to win a game of Hearts by shooting the moon four times in a row. For those of you that don't play Hearts, it's a card game where the goal is to have the lowest score when someone breaks 100 points. You get points by getting stuck with cards (each heart is a point, the queen of spades is 13 points). You don't want to get stuck with cards... unless you can get ALL the cards. If you "shoot the moon" like that, everyone else gets all 26 points. Doing it once is hard but doable. Doing it twice in a game, very hard. Doing it four times in a row is goddamn nearly impossible. 90% people mocking him for being a giant loving nerd, 10% people walking in and going "oh yeah, I did that!" and posting receipts and OP having to congratulate them through increasingly gritted teeth. Beautiful.
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ilmucche posted:it got swallowed up in the last thread but I love this story of someone who wanted to add a new bedroom to their rendted apartment: lol
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Does anyone recall the thread where someone was digging into the details of their father's (possible) murder, and was in regular correspondence with a detective on the (unclosed but dormant, I think) case? I'm just kind of curious how that one turned out.
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Really excellent index style posts pentyne
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Chickencheese Thread: Lemme peep dat chickencheese What started as a joke thread in GWS turned into performance art as goons tried to top the previous chicken-cheese with ever elaborate displays, and as the thread was moved from forum to forum, several regulars from AI, TFR, and PI managed to create some amazing chickencheeses. BFC Girl: What Can a Lazy Person Cook? The Bluestory thread. Sometimes alleged as fake, but no one is sure. Two grown adults in their 30s want to buy a house because she is pregnant and their 2nd room in the apartment is too full of star wars toys for a baby's room. It gets worse. The Zaurg story: you really are revolting Zaurg is a goon famous for making terrible, terrible financial decisons in real time as he posts about all his life and money problems in BFC threads. He ended up forumbanned from BFC. Hiking Across America: My Clothes Were Too Heavy Crazy Jake, decided to follow the inspiration of Hobo Nick to walk across America. It did not go well. After several pages of encouragement and cautionary advice the thread turned on him as he started posting things like "I'll carry a fake gun, not worried about cops, worst thing possible I spend a few days in the slammer, oh well" some kind of small pastry? Who can out-chili my chili? (I bet this MOD CHALLENGE can!) quote:I'm so sorry to have offended your delicate sensibilities. All I have to go on is about 10 years of people lining up to fellate me after trying my chili. quote:Anything to get the taste out of their mouth, I suppose. Minecraft Fairy Torture Out of nowhere in a minecraft thread a goon just casually mentions he builds torture machines in minecraft and likes to mod in the sounds of actual screams and pain for a more immersive effect. Spoonful of Bromide If you can help me right now, you are a savior Help create the greatest webcomic of all time A crazy person obsessed with Shredded Moose, a defunct misogny-bro web comic, tries to recruit someone to help write a great work of art. Leads to the creation of goku pants. Ask me about LARPing destroying my life and my soul. A pretty great thread about people who got so deep into LARPing they almost ruined their lives, and the stories they have of people who went in even deeper then they did. I made a FE8 Reverse Recruitment hack, check it out Totally normal thread for a Fire Emblem mod, where the totally normal OP is then prodded to discuss their other totally normal video game interests. Have you considered not marrying your fiancee? so anyway i'm in this art gallery and there's this painting on the wall and quote:it's simply black lettering on a white background Pedophilia Images = Ban In 2003 Lowtax and the mods decided that ADTRW needed to get cleaned up, and get rid of and pedo stuff. Some posters took exception to that. HOLD ON TO YOUR loving BALLS IT'S A NEW THING FROM RAZER Kirk loses his mind over a new thing from RAZER. The Kheldragar-Call Now love dump Two posters managed to find an unlisted, but active forum, and are flirting back and forth until they are caught. One of them was underage at the time. hoyl poo poo remember that one guy who killed himself the "Greedo butthole" thread DEATHPOST RACE 2010: INFRATEAL VS HEEBIE-GBS quote:its funny that your opening salvo is partially about ant balls because "partial, ant-sized" is a good description of your testicle situation irl Complete bathroom overhaul - a sad, builder-grade sack of tears Doom Bathroom.wad Doobie's Doghouse Doobie's Dogs - Funyun dog dreams scuppered Doobies Dog House, Star Citizen and now DayZ Stand Alone Doobie. Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew - From the Seas to the Streets A bunch of goons become obsessed with a gimmick pirate rap group including trying to book the group for events. Lots of goons proclaiming its some of the best rap they've ever heard, then getting extremely angry when race issues are brought up. CSPAM closes at midnight The power went to Jeffery of YOSPOS' head. No accountability/appeals process for harassing/degrading "gift" avatars sincx is extremely concerned that people might think they masturbate to anime titties. The "load bearing slur" Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Lowtax change it so that unregistered users can't list forums in the panel. Some piece of logic in the code decided that not being able to list forums means it should show the banned page. The banned page shows your username - it'd say something like "CONGRATULATIONS fishmech!!!". However, logged in users do not have a username, and get set to a default one. Thanks to literally radium, this default was "Unregistered human being".
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I have hidden a Small Bart in this very post. Find him, if you can...
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hip-hop operating system
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UITM asked about 'xcom chess guy', but you can't quote closed threads on the app so here's the thread. Good stuff starts on page 4, high gear on page 5. Fantastic Foreskin has a new favorite as of 22:29 on Aug 27, 2021 |
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Lucavi posted:The smallest bart - - - > .
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these are great
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It’s been at the 3-4 hundred page mark at the last two, so you have plenty of time to anticipate. I swear it’s an august thing, like the heat gets to people and they just create as much internet drama as possible. ausgoon erasure here
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Ah, a barticle physicist
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Gonna spend the next few hours reading old threads that pentyne just linked.
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:UITM asked about 'xcom chess guy', but you can't quote closed threads on the app so here's the thread. Good stuff starts on page 4, high gear on page 5. Coolguye posted:so finally, i came up with an incredibly moronic system that encouraged normal threadgoers to yell at people arguing about stupid bullshit to 'settle it the usual way' - the usual way was a game of chess. whoever won the game of chess would be right on the internet for 3 days and everyone could move on. my hope was that i could get mod support to sixer someone if they refused to play their chess game and kept arguing inconsolably. i DM'd videogames to explain the situation and invite input. waited a week, got no response. so i figured, like before, no help was coming, and amended it to encouraging the thread to ruthlessly clown on chronic arguers as 'idiot coward ratfuckers', regardless of their views.
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That post is one of the most incredibly potent self-owns I’ve seen on this website.
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I remember completely useless stuff, so besides being part of a good LP duo, Coolguye was also probated more than a year after he originally made a post, presumably because he pissed someone off and they went history diving. This has been your useless fact of the day.
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