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I was at the original Woodstock. We really changed the world that weekend with our peace and love. Anyway, here's your eviction notice
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All you gotta do is knock on the door and ask the manager for a job
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Aug 30, 2021 18:45
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shyduck posted:All you gotta do is knock on the door and ask the manager for a job what you need to do is walk in and give them your resume and say you would be a great employee
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Aug 30, 2021 18:47
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don't worry about the starting pay or conditions. once the company sees that you are worthwhile, you'll get what you wanted. don't price yourself out of a job!
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Aug 30, 2021 18:49
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bedpan posted:what you need to do is walk in and give them your resume and say you would be a great employee I used to use the line "I'm not leaving here until you give me a job!" Back then they wouldn't call the police or start crying, they'd hire you!!
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Aug 30, 2021 19:35
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*eating nachoes* ...and on the back of the shirt, the cool dog has his arms crossed and it says "sorry if that offends you, snowflake!" funniest poo poo i ever saw
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Aug 30, 2021 19:41
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Your job isnt supposed to make you happy or fulfilled. Work is called work for a reason!
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Aug 30, 2021 19:47
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watches football purely in order to yell at black people on the tv screen
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Aug 30, 2021 19:55
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Leaves a bible tract pamphlet instead of a tip at their weekly Bob Evans breakfast
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Aug 30, 2021 19:57
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Burns and salts the earth. Idgaf  I'm not going to live with the consequences
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Aug 30, 2021 20:07
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It is 4:30. Time for dinner
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Aug 30, 2021 20:54
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Mr Hootington posted:It is 4:30. Time for dinner Gotta get up early so I can line up outside the store before they open to buy the Sunday paper. I buy it for the coupons
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Aug 30, 2021 20:56
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i have doubles, no wait, triples of the nova and triples of the barracuda
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Aug 30, 2021 20:57
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You'll never find a job just playing on the computer all day, you have to get out there and start handing out resumes
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Aug 30, 2021 21:23
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people didn't watch the Olympics because they are sick of people kneeling
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Aug 30, 2021 22:00
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don't swim right after you eat or you'll get cramps and drown!
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Aug 30, 2021 22:03
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GOOGLE HOT TEEN BIG BREATS PORN HUB
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Aug 30, 2021 22:15
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sex gifs
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Aug 30, 2021 22:38
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Why doesn't the scanner work after I updated the computer
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Aug 30, 2021 22:41
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I dont have internet, I have AOL
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Aug 30, 2021 22:43
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Music peaked with the Jefferson Airplane.
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Aug 30, 2021 22:46
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*flips on 24 hour news* how long were you planning on staying?
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Aug 30, 2021 22:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAobufED3jQ
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Aug 30, 2021 23:03
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i am deeply concerned about Biden trending towards socialism - which as we know does NOT work
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Aug 30, 2021 23:08
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These are gonna be worth serious money one day
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Aug 30, 2021 23:13
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i just cant imagine not voting for a Republican!
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Aug 30, 2021 23:21
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Filthy Hans posted:My Jewish friend's dad: How can you drive a Honda, didn't you ever hear of Pearl Harbor? What about Germany, cries the poster, once again failing to understand the topic at hand is about a completely different country.
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Aug 30, 2021 23:31
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mawarannahr posted:“What about Germany,” cries the poster, once again failing to understand the topic at hand is about a completely different country. ? What about my anecdote about my friend's stupid hypocritical boomer dad leads you to believe it doesn't belong itt
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Aug 31, 2021 00:06
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This horse paste does taste like apples!
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Aug 31, 2021 00:10
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Filthy Hans posted:? Im making a silly joke 
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Aug 31, 2021 00:12
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*slurs in alphabetical order*
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*Takes a quick bump of cocaine* *Gets on airplane* *Heart explodes*
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Aug 31, 2021 00:13
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mawarannahr posted:I’m making a silly joke Oh don't mind me I'm just pissy because I am sitting in an airport
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Aug 31, 2021 00:13
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Marijuana is a gateway drug
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Aug 31, 2021 00:49
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How come my kids never visit anymore I gave them everything like tons of debt and a dead planet and also I don't believe in vaccines goddamned ungrateful children
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Aug 31, 2021 00:52
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I've made you stupid ungrateful brats and I can unmake you coof coof
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Aug 31, 2021 01:00
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Mr Hootington posted:*flips on 24 hour news* how long were you planning on staying? lmao
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Aug 31, 2021 01:01
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Look we're not going to talk about politics tonight, I just want us all to appreciate being together. Also did you know the democrats are reptilians that drink child blood Stop fighting I said no politics
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Aug 31, 2021 01:04
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I love all these movies about young guys stickin it to the man I love all these movies about guys who are a little past their prime but make up for it with heart I love all these movies about angry old men who've still got it where it counts
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Women!! WOMEN!!!!!!!
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