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Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own
*Confuses fear for respect *

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

*slurs in alphabetical order*

*writes slurs in cursive*

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Uh I was not in the thread I thought I was so this gets deleted for being dumb

I guess it would have been better if I started quoting myself and arguing with myself but I don’t have the energy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
*touches mercury with my bare hands and rolls it into a play-doh snake*

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
reefer madness was a documentary

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
*Teaches my children that racism is bad*

*Is extremely racist*

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Oh man, have you seen this ad before?

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
I feel like going a little crazy tonight and getting some ethnic food, like some Taco Bell. Shoot I may even get some of that fire sauce!!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

T-Paine posted:

I feel like going a little crazy tonight and getting some ethnic food, like some Taco Bell. Shoot I may even get some of that fire sauce!!

Goddamn these mexicans martha
I spent the entire day on the john

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Lastgirl posted:

*slurs in alphabetical order*

*slurs that nobody has heard uttered in 50 years*

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Look we're not going to talk about politics tonight, I just want us all to appreciate being together.

Also did you know the democrats are reptilians that drink child blood

Stop fighting I said no politics

:hmmyes:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*puts a thin blue line punisher skull bumper sticker on my car with the handicap permit tags for my crippling morgellons*

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
*spends 10 minutes changing channels on tv*
*watches a movie on tv.*

"I wonder what ever happened to that guy."

*"Repeats a line from the movie*
*Says what will happen in the future of the movie

the other hand
Dec 14, 2003


43rd Heavy Artillery Brigade
"Ultima Ratio Liberalium"
Deleted

the other hand has issued a correction as of 03:16 on Oct 31, 2022

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
Working hard, or "hardly working"? LOL!

Sent from my iPhone

Phigs
Jan 23, 2019

*invents participation trophies*

loving millennials and their participation troophies! :argh:

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

x postin' from the lego thread

The Voice of Labor posted:

night of the living boomers


















wemgo
Feb 15, 2007
all tax is tyranny!

i hate the government!!

if you dont love our country you should leave!

the country isnt the government, its the people!

75% of americans are lazy welfare queens!!

i hate welfare queens and they’re stealing our taxes!

americans are so fat!

you cant tell me what to eat or drink, communist!

hospitals shouldnt treat people if they cant afford it!

this hospital bill is gonna bankrupt me!

people don’t realize how much money $7.25 an hour really is to a small business like wal mart!

if you cant buy a house then go get a better job, its so easy!

my boss is a billionaire because he just works that much harder than everyone else!

getting vaccinated is exactly like being a jew in nazi germany!

freedom is the most important thing!

no, not your freedom, my freedom!

the epoch-times is the last trustworthy source of news!

miss trpmu yet?! i do!

the 13 deaths in Afghanistan is worse than then covid ever was!

maybe we should force nurses to keep workin, they have no respect!

no body should have to get a vaccine!

freedom and liberty!

you ever heard of this guy joe rogan, hes about the only young person who gets it

ever read zerohedge? almost as good as epoch-times!

no, these things aren’t in direct contradiction with one another!!!

[yes im working through some things wrt my fam]

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*eats horsey paste*
*shits pants*

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Voice of Labor posted:

x postin' from the lego thread
laughed at an image

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Kazzah posted:

Oh man, have you seen this ad before?

are you my dad?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I blast Fortunate Son out of the speakers of my C5 Corvette convertible w/ automatic transmission

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


my 3 ex-wives

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

oh yeah i loved twin peaks
(has never seen twin peaks)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
PLAY FREEBIRD

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFS1SJZ1Kuw

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Confused about why uppity protesters don't just vote instead of causing trouble for poor overworked police department.

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
*sings along to 'magic carpet ride' while driving u to the airport*

"Oh yeah you'll have to change flights in Denver right? Be sure not to walk away with any "souveniers" while youre there HAH HAW HAW"

*grandkids ask if he's ever smoked pot*

*gets visibly uncomfortable*

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
i'm not racist, but *bunch of racist poo poo*

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I HATE my wife haha I hope she loving DIES


what's the best way to murder my wife lol

Numlock
May 19, 2007

The simplest seppo on the forums
Tells their son they got ripped off because they couldn't negotiate an absurdly low interest rate for a car loan with no credit and no down-payment.

Raised kids to always distrust anybody trying to sell you something, then starts listening to Rush and Alex Jones and believes every word.

Is in an interracial marriage but goes into a unprompted, loud racist rant about Obama in a crowded restraunt.

Tries to tough out multiple strokes

But enough about my dad...

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
rolls up to the local homeless encampment and blows it away with a huge MOAB

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

A boomer couple moved into the house next to me. When I met the guy I asked him how he liked it here and he responded "I don't." He then ranted about every little thing he hated, most of which was completely bizarre like he hated how we have gas appliances here and complained about how much it cost him to have a 220v outlet installed for his electric dryer. Why would you buy a house that only has gas hookups if it bothers you that much??? Anyway, the HOA told him to take his blue lives matter flag down and he posted a massive rant about it on the community facebook page and then sold his house and moved (literally less than 6 months after moving in).

So then another boomer couple moved in. When I met the guy I asked him how he liked it here he responded "I don't." Turns out his business which takes cruise ship passengers on tours took a hit during covid and he had to move out of his mcmansion into what I consider a nice house in a nice neighborhood but he considers a dump. He kept telling me about what a difficult adjustment it has been for him and his wife.

That's the worst part about boomers. They have so much and they are still choose to be the most miserable motherfuckers on the planet.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Why can't you be a good smart kid like Ben Shapiro

Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Coming into work 3 hours early so I don't have to see my bitch wife

redsniper
Feb 15, 2012
I will kill my children if it lowers my taxes.

Taxes

TAXES

Sure their healthcare is free but they pay higher TAXES

redsniper
Feb 15, 2012
double posting about MY TAXES

T A X E S
A
X
E
S

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
don’t forget DEBT!!!!!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I poo poo my pants again

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T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
Oh man have you heard of this really bad but funny show called The Family Guy? I can't believe some of the stuff that baby says! Definitely not something I'm going to let church know I'm watching! So crazy

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