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skipmyseashells: Nov 14, 2020

I�m racist

# ? Sep 9, 2021 01:19

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# ? May 9, 2024 19:48

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

skipmyseashells posted:

I�m racist

lmfao

# ? Sep 9, 2021 02:37

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

I sold my house and now I'm in an apartment and I don't even have a lawn to mow :mad:

# ? Sep 9, 2021 03:25

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

This minor inconvenience was the worst thing that happened to me.

# ? Sep 9, 2021 04:14

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Parody thread: ITT we are baby doomers

# ? Sep 9, 2021 05:45

Fish of hemp: Apr 1, 2011; A friendly little mouse!

Dr. VooDoo posted:

At this point basically. They had a loving MILLENNIALS episode like three years back

So it's Gen X show.

# ? Sep 9, 2021 11:40

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

The Saucer Hovers posted:

just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore
just seems like nobody wants to work anymore

a surprising amount of younger people believe this dumb poo poo too but like someone said, gen x = baby boomer

# ? Sep 9, 2021 18:00

Big Mad Drongo: Nov 10, 2006

skipmyseashells posted:

I�m racist

You do you buddy. Me, I'm not racist

BUT

# ? Sep 9, 2021 18:03

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

I just don't think we should be mixing races or societies! Like I don't think one is better than the other, just different. You know what I mean

# ? Sep 9, 2021 18:05

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

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# ? Sep 9, 2021 18:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Agean90 posted:

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# ? Sep 9, 2021 18:07

Buttchocks: Oct 21, 2020; No, I like my hat, thanks.

I sure do enjoy spending time and money on expensive and time-consuming hobbies that I have plenty of excess time and money for!

# ? Sep 9, 2021 21:55

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

why can't I ride my golf cart down the highway I see younger folks on bicycles all the time I just want some buffalo wild wings and it's 15 miles away from my mcmansion in a gated community on a golf course and I PAY TAAAAAAXES

# ? Sep 9, 2021 22:31

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Hey look at me! I have more money than I know what to do with!

# ? Sep 9, 2021 23:12

Phigs: Jan 23, 2019

Big Mad Drongo posted:

You do you buddy. Me, I'm not racist

BUT

Look I'm just stating the facts here. It's not MY fault the facts say those people...

# ? Sep 9, 2021 23:14

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Boomer is a slur young man, stop disrespecting your elders :bahgawd:

# ? Sep 10, 2021 00:06

Vernii: Dec 7, 2006

You should always ask for extra work every chance you get at work so you demonstrate your value and get promoted faster.

You should abandon the career you got a master's degree for and get a job at the factory I used to work at. You'll make $10k more per year and get to live in a small town instead of that city.

This small town has no crime and everyone knows everyone else but I keep a loaded handgun in every room in case someone breaks in.

# ? Sep 10, 2021 00:08

The Saucer Hovers: May 16, 2005

Vernii posted:

This small town has no crime and everyone knows everyone else but I keep a loaded handgun in every room in case someone breaks in.

# ? Sep 10, 2021 01:41

Okuteru: Nov 10, 2007; Choose this life you're on your own

Vernii posted:

This small town has no crime and everyone knows everyone else but I keep a loaded handgun in every room in case someone breaks in.

It's not safe in those sanctuary cities. Liberals let them illegals kill people scot free!

# ? Sep 10, 2021 14:51

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

I huffed lead fumes for most of my childhood, and I vote

# ? Sep 10, 2021 15:22

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh what a nice weekend day. I think I'll sit on my couch and watch 16 hours of network tv

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:19

skipmyseashells: Nov 14, 2020

I�m really racist

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:21

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

*screams at Disney employee* My taxes pay your salary!

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:30

staplegun: Sep 21, 2003

skipmyseashells posted:

I�m really racist

hi really racist, i'm dad

oh! my lumbago!

# ? Sep 10, 2021 23:44

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Climate change is fine, I don't like snow

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:21

Suspicious: Apr 30, 2005; You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

what's the problem? we'll grow oranges in the arctic!

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:22

T-Paine: Dec 12, 2007; Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

shyduck posted:

Climate change is fine, I don't like snow

Ever notice that whenever we used to drive down this road in the 70s, there were bugs all up down our windshield? Not anymore! It's great, the pesticides must really work.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:28

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

I can't stop making GBS threads my pants

# ? Sep 11, 2021 00:47

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

*does an austin powers impression in 2021*

# ? Sep 11, 2021 01:07

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

The civil war was fought over states rights, I can say this because I have a Black Friend™

# ? Sep 11, 2021 01:57

a primate: Jun 2, 2010

*buys flat pack of metamucil from costco*

# ? Sep 11, 2021 02:00

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

T-Paine posted:

a surprising amount of younger people believe this dumb poo poo too but like someone said, gen x = baby boomer

anyone over 30 is a boomer

# ? Sep 11, 2021 03:42

animist: Aug 28, 2018

LOVE these little guys. SO funny. HA HA HA!

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?