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i'm full of piss and vinegar, my hackles are raised. i'm hootin' and hollerin, slappin' my thighs. i'm stomping on the ground and throwing leaves into the air. my ire's been raised, i'm seeing red. my war dogs are lose and they're on the hunt. my backpack is FULL of fireworks. i've been punching pillows, chopping down trees, and breaking dishes. i've had it up to here! like a hot cat in a cold bath, i'm flipping out. call me senior adviser to the department of tantrums cause my milk has been spilled. someone pissed in my cereal, (metaphorically) and i woke up on the wrong side of the bed with a bad hairday on A MONDAY. my guillotine is half built and i'm looking up instructions. i've got a whole drat herd of pet peeves and it is culling season. i'm so mad i'm chewing nails so at least i'm getting iron out of this. i'm drat fit to dethrone satan and turn the loving thermometer up. my head is filled with hornets and they're stinging the part of my brain that controls getting angry. don't try and soothe me! I'M RILED UP. |
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ntmu mister up |
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Aug 28, 2021 19:27
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what's the matter with you did someone grind your gears and pet your peeves or what?
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Aug 28, 2021 19:42
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whereabouts is your dander tho |
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Aug 28, 2021 19:43
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Doctor Dogballs posted:what's the matter with you did someone grind your gears and pet your peeves or what? my gears have ground to a stop google THIS posted:whereabouts is your dander tho so far up i can't even see it! currently running around in circles screaming swinging my arms back and forth rapidly
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Aug 28, 2021 20:43
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my advice OP 1) if you have a roll, slow it 2) if you have a horse, hold it 3) if you have a load, take it off 4) take a chill pill (Adderall)
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Aug 28, 2021 20:56
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FutonForensic posted:my advice OP I was with you until you got to the Addy. Nothing against it but I'd think Xanax or Valium would be the more accurately named 
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Aug 28, 2021 21:19
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OP have you tried listening to angry music?
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Aug 28, 2021 21:20
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i'm rolling so fast i'm startin' to get speed wobbles, i'm flaring my nostrils like a wild stallion, tossing loads of clean laundry about my home and my energy is so powerful that mere "drugs" could do nothing to stop me! i may listen to some angry music and dance IT OUT
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Aug 28, 2021 21:24
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I hope you reach a place of feeling better. Sooner than later, i hope.
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BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness|
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Aug 28, 2021 22:34
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it sounds like you're in a great headspace for interacting with law enforcement
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Aug 28, 2021 22:36
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calm down 
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Aug 29, 2021 04:22
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maybe get riled down? channel your riling downwards, maybe dig a nice trench or something
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Aug 29, 2021 04:33
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As luck would have it, OP, I have just the drink for you.
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Aug 29, 2021 06:59
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On the other hand... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncg8Xf7wJuA |
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Aug 29, 2021 07:00
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The hum of my tires rolling across the road starts to change as I increase my speed. I can feel the thunk of the gears changing in my lower abdomen. My brain bubbles like an aquarium filter. I'm riled up.
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Aug 29, 2021 07:07
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Take a visit to the RAGE ROOM |
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Aug 29, 2021 07:21
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Aug 29, 2021 13:24
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Too many cups a coffee! Yeh! |
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Aug 29, 2021 14:24
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not much, dog, what's riled up with you? |
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Aug 29, 2021 15:35
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better to get riled up then riled on, op |
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Aug 29, 2021 16:52
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They Might Be posted:The hum of my tires rolling across the road starts to change as I increase my speed.
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idiotsavant posted:better to get riled up then riled on, op ...dad? |
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Aug 29, 2021 17:27
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idiotsavant posted:better to get riled up then riled on, op rile on pile on
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Aug 29, 2021 17:58
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Aug 29, 2021 18:08
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i'm boiling over! my check engine light is blinking rapidly and steam is shooting out of my ears. i'm pulling my hair out and then lighting it on fire. my cat is out of the bag, and boy is she pissed. call me a frat house because i'm throwing a rager. my hat keeps flying off my head, doing a flip, then landing only to begin the process again. i'm huffing and puffing and trying to blow of steam but this 3 mile island is going super critical. i'm stomping so hard you'd think i have elephant feet. the local hospital has sent a nurse with a geiger counter and a hazmat suit and despite how RILED up i am i politely sent him on his way. i pre payed for the ultimate edition of RAGE (the emotion) with a season pass for the dlc (ANGER + CONFUSION) and i get a cool limited edition hat that has bulls horns on it. you think bam margera was mad when he got kicked off the new jackass movie? you ain't seen nothing yet. i'm making instagram lives and snapchat reels and tweets, i'm posting angry song lyrics to facebook and updating my myspace with "don't hit me up, i'm in a bad mood, don't ask me about it" i'm biting into raw potatoes and stifling my screams into them, cutting up onions so my eyes being red has an excuse.
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Aug 29, 2021 18:43
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Scream! To scream is to release all those dusty old demons from withinside you (your lungs etc) and replace them with new, better demons! Howl! Howl at your mam! Howl at your pap! Howl at the sun who is mother to us all! The moon is a fuckin big egg and hot noise is the warmth it needs to hatch forth a cool bird or something! Or something SIMILAR!!!! Rage! Against whichsoever machines (literal, metaphorical, psychological, biological, mechanical, vampirical, or the sun) you would like to rage against! Reduce! Reduce to dust! Destroy! That is when you know how it is to rile |
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Aug 29, 2021 19:27
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rectum? drat near riled ‘em up |
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Aug 29, 2021 21:55
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"i'm riled up" is an anagram for "mild ire up", so i'm getting some mixed signals here op
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I woke up this morning with a hole in my brain. I ate breakfast, I drank a coffee, I read the paper, I did a crossword puzzle. I went outside, and the sun shined through the hole in my brain. I smoked a cigarette, I watched a show, I sent a text. I opened the freezer and I felt a weird breeze sink through the hole in my brain. I'm not sure what time it was when I woke up from my nap, but I think it's because of the hole. I wonder if I put a marble in one side if it will come out the other, or if it will just rattle around in there like a pick inside a guitar. The hole makes it hard to shower. I'm riled up.
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Aug 30, 2021 06:27
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Don't give in to all these PEACENIKS, HP! Always riled, never mild!
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Hi Riled Up, nice to meet you, I'm Dad 
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Hoisting two hot fists to the hootenanny and I know how to use em. Ruff justice is on the menu and I'm bussin every loving table in this building. Watch out jack-- I'm riled up and tonight's specials are horseradish in my brain and two knuckle sandwiches right in your big mouth
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Heather Papps posted:i'm boiling over! my check engine light is blinking rapidly and steam is shooting out of my ears. i'm pulling my hair out and then lighting it on fire. SpaghettiArmstrong posted:Scream! To scream is to release all those dusty old demons from withinside you (your lungs etc) and replace them with new, better demons! They Might Be posted:I woke up this morning with a hole in my brain.
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I am . . . vexed, there's no other way to put it. irked, even darn irked. thoroughly perturbed at the whole situation, my dander is on high standby, my hackles are starting to think about stirring. my inside voice is starting to become strained, more of a covered patio voice, tinged with dangerous levels of mild sarcasm. my foot is tapping with impatience, and the tapping is starting to accelerate at what I would consider a more aggressive pace than normal. I'm shooting disapproving looks with the sharpness of an advanced child's archery arrow, not razor sharp exactly but more than pointy enough to punch through a paper target. a thermal imager would observe wisps of warmer-than-ambient air circulating in the vicinity of my ears. ticked off you could call me, decidedly non-gruntled, approval levels well below average and in danger of declining. messing with me is far from recommended, unless you're bringing me that thing I asked you to return in which case bring it but don't be surprised if my "thank you" is somewhat below my usual levels of enthusiasm. you just don't know what you're messing with buddy, also that shirt looks nice.
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i'm calling out the old man, making my mother cry, my brother is calling the cops while my sister shoots tranq darts into me. my bear is un caved. my dragon fire - breathed. my apples are rotten my bottles are shotten. the combo is broken, my glass jaw is shattered but my piss is still vinegar. i'm scraping my nails on a chalkboard, interrupting a lesson. teaching children the importance of independent thinking while shredding their teachers papers. my brain is a VHS player with the tape all scrambled, i'm a dvd full of scratches - you're trying to play morrowind but every single loading screen crashes. a hound done buried my patience in the backyard and i sure as hell can't find it, i'm a pig searching for calmness truffles to no avail. my current emotional state is an unending playlist of youtube advertisements and you can't skip, a dating app glitch that sends every available single a "what's up :>)" it's hurricane me, rolling in, get your sandbags ready for bitter tears and your couches ready to host a broken individual for up to a month. i'm jello unsweetened, jiggling with rage. don't let me near you're souffle, i'll flatten it, with my constant yelling. your mother warned you about me - the riled up person. she taught you wisely to change your path, lest you taste my ire. I'M YELLING ABOUT POLITICS IN THE TOWN SQUARE. i'm mad about flags, i'm PISSED about town council, I'M FURIOUS ABOUT THE RECENT HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY HEAD VOTING SCANDAL.
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BREATHE THE PRESSURE ~come play my game, I'll test ya~ psychosomatic addict INSANE
Gluehead posted:i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me |
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Heather Papps posted:I'M FURIOUS ABOUT THE RECENT HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY HEAD VOTING SCANDAL. I am too! Votes made with hands or feet should be perfectly admissible!!!
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Percy Teatwillow posted:BREATHE THE PRESSURE oh for the days when a weird haircut and sticking your tongue out was enough to indicate that you were RILED UP
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