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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
GREETINGS!

The final dawn of AuLust is upon us, which can only mean one thing: it’s time to get a little less sexy, and a lot more ~snacky~

all snacks are welcome ITT, but me personally?? I’m feeling some Dark Chocolate followed by salt n vinegar chips




today, on the last day of AuLust, we must make our preparations for the month ahead. how will YOU be snackin ??

also mom says her new boyfriend is coming over and we’re going to have a big meal so pls do not eat too many snacks and spoil your din-din :-/


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, snacking in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a hangry day

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Are you a snack? Naw baby I'm a whole drat meal.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Mods: we should come up with a snack event for this thread for September because the weather is changing both northern and southern and it's time to get weirder, gayer and filled with potatoes.

Stoner Sloth

i was going to be a little disappointed that we didn't end up with Slothtember for napping BUT then i remembered i'm actually pretty crap at the whole sleep anyways and that tasty foods are good... so happy Snacktember to you all!

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I am going to make date bars as soon as I get a chance to go to the grocery (this counts as a gay snack because the dates will remind me of dating women). And as for today. It's salsa baby, because our garden is running rampant with peppers and tomatoes right now.





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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Stoner Sloth posted:

i was going to be a little disappointed that we didn't end up with Slothtember for napping BUT then i remembered i'm actually pretty crap at the whole sleep anyways and that tasty foods are good... so happy Snacktember to you all!

I kinda wanna do slothvember because it'll be hot there and cold here and both weather types make it good for taking a nipnap and frankly we are both very bad at sleeping.

Stoner Sloth

Mormon Nailer posted:

I kinda wanna do slothvember because it'll be hot there and cold here and both weather types make it good for taking a nipnap and frankly we are both very bad at sleeping.

true true, lol i was just hoping it'd line up neatly with my birthday but snack times on the old birthday works well too!

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

take hidden valley ranch mix, toss that in some cottage cheese, mix n dip something cronchy and you are in snack heaven friends

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huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Can a man live on snacks alone? Probably

French Accent

i snack every day of my life

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Snacks are required to keep up our stamina so we can continue serving looks.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

bweeee bap ba bada bop

im the snackman

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huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

biosterous




i'm gonna add mixed nuts to my ice cream

cronch cronch cronch



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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Lock posted:

take hidden valley ranch mix, toss that in some cottage cheese, mix n dip something cronchy and you are in snack heaven friends

ya know i’m really not a fan of ranch itself but adding the mix to other things is extremely protip status. mix that with some cajun seasoning?? bud, lemme tell ya


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah


ok now i need to try this with some bojangles seasoning salt

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
hmmm. i’m getting major cheez-it vibes from today and that’s not necessarily a glowing compliment. like the plain ones, not even the white cheddar cheez-its.


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


BA DE YA
SAY THAT YOU REMEMBER
BA DE YA
SNACKING IN SEPTEMBER

:siren: IT'S TIME :siren:

Post! Your! Snacks!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Percy Teatwillow posted:

hmmm. i’m getting major cheez-it vibes from today and that’s not necessarily a glowing compliment. like the plain ones, not even the white cheddar cheez-its.

Yeah see I don't like the different flavors. Extra toasty? Perfect. Pain cheez-its? Okay! Anything else? GARBAGE AND A WASTE OF RESOURCES, FUCKIN EMBARRASSING.

Today I will be eating an assortment of gas station delights including lentil puffs, which are apparently Cheetos for sad people, and "assorted cut vegetables," which are mostly celery and dessicated baby carrots but there's exactly one suspiciously soft tomato.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I'm craving some goldfish but if I do have a snack today I'll probably be good and just roast some chickpeas up all crispy.





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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young


mini snack haul on my lunch break. i’ve never had the pretzel pop tarts before!


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Tonight’s snack, Baby Star large Sauce/Mayo...yakisoba crisps? Close enough.

They’re p good fam.

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Mormon Nailer posted:

Yeah see I don't like the different flavors. Extra toasty? Perfect. Pain cheez-its? Okay! Anything else? GARBAGE AND A WASTE OF RESOURCES, FUCKIN EMBARRASSING.

there is white cheddar, and there is everything else. I am sorry friend.

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huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

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PHANTOM QUEEN


Lock posted:

there is white cheddar, and there is everything else. I am sorry friend.

This is violence, I can't believe I'm getting cheez-bashed in this thread.

Also the only reason I dislike the white cheddar ones is there's a coating that is both oily and gritty and it freaks my weird little baby fingers out. They taste good tho.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Mormon Nailer posted:

This is violence, I can't believe I'm getting cheez-bashed in this thread.

Also the only reason I dislike the white cheddar ones is there's a coating that is both oily and gritty and it freaks my weird little baby fingers out. They taste good tho.

ah ok that’s fair. have you tried the cheetos-style chopsticks approach?

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huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Lock posted:

ah ok that’s fair. have you tried the cheetos-style chopsticks approach?

Legitimately about to try that because again I am a giant baby about my fingats being dirty.

It also works on the new blue Takis (which are disgusting to me because they are blue and I can't get past it, despite the fact that they are delicious).

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

Mormon Nailer posted:

It also works on the new blue Takis (which are disgusting to me because they are blue and I can't get past it, despite the fact that they are delicious).

if it makes you feel better my fiancée is the same way. Anything brightly colored and she’s all ‘how do y’all eat this’

look i love you but do not deny me my american-born love of fake blue raspberry

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Lock posted:

if it makes you feel better my fiancée is the same way. Anything brightly colored and she’s all ‘how do y’all eat this’

look i love you but do not deny me my american-born love of fake blue raspberry

I mean, I get that. Hard. But I was raised by parents who actually thought red M&Ms/Smarties caused cancer, Hematogen was a delicious candy, and (briefly) an alien demigod threw souls into a volcano.

I have a lot of food hangups. Lol.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

I mean, all one has to say is ‘my parents toyed with scientology’ and I am 100% sympathetic to any hangups friend

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so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Lock posted:

I mean, all one has to say is ‘my parents toyed with scientology’ and I am 100% sympathetic to any hangups friend

same, i feel like that should be a pretty universal thing


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
I had knee surgery today and can't exercise or exert myself for two weeks, so Bingo Bango bought me a bunch of Hi-Chews to eat on the couch. How's that for a gay snack.





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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

How Wonderful! posted:

a bunch of Hi-Chews to eat on the couch. How's that for a gay snack.

How Wonderful!


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Oh Jesus don't say the s-word lol, I literally live in fear of those folks showing up

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Also: I have obtained the Clearly Canadian.

Six cases of blackberry.

I have also obtained two cases of Gardetto's Special Recipe Garlic Rye Chips.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mormon Nailer posted:

Also: I have obtained the Clearly Canadian.

Six cases of blackberry.

I have also obtained two cases of Gardetto's Special Recipe Garlic Rye Chips.

Those are one top tier snacks.

I just got done with some cajun fries from five guys

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Everyone in byob is a snack

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Everyone in byob is a snack

:wink:

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Everyone in byob is a snack





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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



This is the origin story of How Wonderful!:

Born on a mountain
Raised in a cabbage patch

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Mormon Nailer posted:

Are you a snack? Naw baby I'm a whole drat meal.

i am both a snack and a meal. it's complicated

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