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If they spend more time hanging a picture of a woman instead of hanging women then that's a win in my book E: my book has some weird wins in it
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As long as you don't empty any bins I think you're good Is the bin-emptying bit part of the dream?
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Sep 3, 2021 22:50
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Ok well you're still good as long as you're happy to press the button and share the agony of the lift mechanism as it impotently grasps at thin air, a caricature of its former self reduced to performing a facsimile of its important job as a mere circus act for the amusement of a child
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Sep 3, 2021 23:26
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crispix posted:you wouldn't mind so much if you knew it was an insurance that you could actually loving rely on - more money for us - gently caress you
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Sep 6, 2021 08:09
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Britain: literally making GBS threads itself to death
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Sep 7, 2021 14:24
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josh04 posted:what on god's green earth is a cobalt corbyn You can make batteries out of it, like lithium lenin
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Sep 8, 2021 08:35
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forkboy84 posted:lol what shite is that? The top rate of income tax is 45%, "In 1974 the cut was partly reversed and the top rate on earned income was raised to 83%...This applied to incomes over £20,000" That's over £213k in todays money. They're selectively looking at only national insurance because it serves the interests of the capital class that own the newspapers to pretend that any tax rise of any kind is the worst thing to have ever happened in history
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Sep 8, 2021 08:39
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TB is awful and has brought great suffering to millions. I hate him.
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Sep 8, 2021 18:17
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quote:The NHS will have become the state, and the state will have become the NHS: Clement Attlee’s socialist government couldn’t have imagined just how powerful its Left-wing choice of a health funding and delivery mechanism would turn out to be at destroying conservatism and capitalism. [...]In time, Labour will promise to lower the £86,000 cap; eventually, it will be zero, and all care homes will be nationalised. *in 2041, jeremy corbyn points at the nursing home he's being wheeled into* Nationalised
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Sep 9, 2021 12:20
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Pumpkin Spice Fudge
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Sep 9, 2021 20:59
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Communist Thoughts posted:All according to keirkaku
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Sep 10, 2021 09:09
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Wait are you a servant to skulls or a skull that is also a servant? E: or a servant OF skulls, for whenever someone needs a skull
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Sep 13, 2021 22:07
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Skull Servant posted:It's from a YGO card! The Skull Servant is a servant to the King of the Skull Servants, who is also just a regular Skull Servant. How can the king of the skull servants be a regular skull servant. If he was regular he wouldn't be king! None of this is adding up
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Sep 13, 2021 22:37
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Would you be more comfortable driving an HGV if it had two wheels
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Sep 14, 2021 08:13
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I saw this in the climate change thread and it reminded me of the recent discussion of 1-hour contracts
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Sep 15, 2021 08:33
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I admit that I would at least watch the pilot episode of FIVE MEN EATING CRISPS but I doubt I'd be in for a full season.
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Sep 15, 2021 12:09
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The Question IRL posted:I would love to watch a program where someone actually follows through on people's disproportionate threats of violence over minor etiquette infractions. That would genuinely be a lot of fun. A Boston Legal-style drama-comedy where a firm takes on - and somehow wins - these absurd cases of disproportionate revenge. My boomer dad's revenge fantasy always involves a court case from the outset. Just two days ago my wife mentioned a problem she's having with one of her office's suppliers and my dad's response is "just don't pay their bills. And when they take you to court, all that'll happen is, the judge will turn around [they always" turn around", I don't know why they're sitting backwards in the first place] and tell them to gently caress off"
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Sep 15, 2021 12:36
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My dad also thinks that if someone walked out in front of his car and he made no attempt at stopping, he'd get off scot free because they were asking for it. I keep telling him a jury probably wouldn't go for that but he seems convinced that his jury would be composed of 12 My Dads
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Sep 15, 2021 12:39
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They should do an episode where there's no ingredients because the crops have failed
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Sep 15, 2021 13:01
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ronya! I feel like I haven't seen you posting for ages E: omg I see that going into 1000-word sentence rehab didn't work though EE: omg he edited in bullet points. The rehab was life changing! Microplastics fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Sep 16, 2021 |
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Sep 16, 2021 06:53
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Absolutely baffled that there are real people out there that don't understand negative numbers my god
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Sep 18, 2021 11:35
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Related: don't bother with 'surfshark' vpn, it's poo poo.
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Sep 19, 2021 18:04
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Thanks for reminding me of a fun time Did... did you put a bread climp on your penis
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Sep 20, 2021 10:29
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peace wallet
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Sep 20, 2021 14:42
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arrays starting with 0 in VBA bothers me and i always redim them to start with 1  that's how lists work!! the first item is labelled 1, that's the number of items there are up to and including that point in the list! I will die on this hill.
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Sep 20, 2021 15:08
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Julio Cruz posted:it makes me so happy that we have our own Tesla defender ITT When you've dropped 80 grand on something you kinda gotta convince yourself, and therefore others, it was A Good Decision, against all evidence
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Sep 20, 2021 17:48
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drat Someone fired 3 gunshots just across the street from where I live about 15 mins ago and I believe someone has been murdered
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Sep 21, 2021 22:56
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Guavanaut posted:Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. What gets me about this is they probably knew their forecasts were unrealistically optimistic, but in the interests of ~market confidence~ they gotta pretend everything is coming up roses in the hope it'll be a self-fulfilling prophecy
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Sep 22, 2021 12:20
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Wait what's this about hard nips
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Sep 22, 2021 14:03
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 quote:The designer of the familiar British Rail logo has warned against government plans to revamp the symbol and dismissed an attempt to give it a green makeover as a “load of old bollocks”.  This man is despondent. Look at him. What joy is there left in life?
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Sep 22, 2021 14:50
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one of my neighbours is building a summerhouse and it is an absolute abomination
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Sep 23, 2021 12:26
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1965917 posted:I keep having the same conversation with boombers and its driving me insane. - British AA gun, 1941
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Sep 23, 2021 16:07
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Lol apparently ambulance drivers are quitting left right and centre to earn 30k more driving HGVs instead. Good job we're not in a health crisis or that would be a real bummer.
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Sep 23, 2021 23:01
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BalloonFish posted:I've found that the most stressful, physically taxing, emotionally draining jobs I've had were the ones which I did for minimum wage and now I get paid a frankly ludicrous amount of money to sit on my computer at home and do piss-easy work with no-one on my back. Lmao me too. Meritocracy is a complete lie.
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Sep 24, 2021 14:52
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Failed Imagineer posted:Absolutely. I just gently caress around most of the time and get compensated relatively well for doing so and get many Good Boy points And WFH has only made it better. I used to have to at least pretend I was working at the office, and confine my dossing to the computer. Now I can go to exercise, play videogames, go to the shops, pet the cat, get drunk, and I can do it all while being completely naked
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Sep 24, 2021 14:56
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Catzilla posted:You could probably find somewhere to clench it. *poops coins directly into the self-service checkout with comical pachinko sound effect*
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Sep 24, 2021 16:05
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Jakabite posted:I’d recommend combining the three. I had strong reticence about it at first from the same reactive guilt gland but then I started having a couple of pints and half a spliff at lunch time and that all melted away. I dunno how you can smoke weed during work hours and not get insanely paranoid about being found out. That would be a Bad Trip for me.
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Sep 24, 2021 17:43
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"bollocked"
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Sep 24, 2021 18:53
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*leftist says mean things* That's class war! *goes back to cutting benefits, leading to the deaths of hundreds of thousands* "ahh, sensible decisions"
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The post-brexit mad max scenario is upon us. I didn't think it would be a lack of HGV drivers causing it but in retrospect it all makes sense
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