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smellmycheese posted:September you say? Starmer just needs to make that party conference speech, take of his mask, and teabag the elctorate with his policies (raise minimum wage by £1).
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Azza Bamboo posted:Ah, September. Month of "do you remember?" and "never forget" Well it was 20 years ago today, Sgt pepper taught the band to play.
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welp looks like we gave all the vaccines to the boomers, kids get nowt. https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1433804389408444429
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going to love it in about 10 years when they discover covid gives you lung cancer or something
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Guavanaut posted:It's heart disease and we already know. oh yeah i forgot that it gave you heart disease 
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Gonzo McFee posted:Did people really care about being European before Brexit? It just feels like a really fake affectation that people took on in response to being told the bad people were Brexit boys. I did, thought it was great. Hope to be European again some day. Edit : and also gently caress those that voted leave, including the lexit wankers. Will never forgive them. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Sep 4, 2021 |
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And also gently caress the 2014 no voters, stupid cunts. https://twitter.com/UK_Together/status/506899714923843584
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The monarchy have no authority, but do get to veto legislation that they don't like and lobby for legislation that they do like. And also be literally above the law. And also be the biggest landlord that owns basically everything. And not pay tax (well pay a bit, but the rest goes to the caymans). keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Sep 4, 2021 |
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lmao https://twitter.com/colinmccredie/status/1434134792195411973 
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Sep 5, 2021 07:45
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The media doesn't care. Hilarious though that Johnson has effectively ceded sovreignty over a chunk of UK territory to the EU in exchange for a food shortage, and his polling is still rock solid.
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Sep 5, 2021 09:30
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Lol didn't realise higher income peeps pay less NI, just assumed it was flat across the population. https://twitter.com/Aidanj1999/status/1435179513671991298?t=Gq0EA8UnxPC-6EegzWH33Q
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Bobby Deluxe posted:I've been trying to get them to take paracetamol but it's like trying to get a geordie to put a coat on. Isn't taking paracetamol to lower the fever actually hindering the immune response? That's what I was told once by a doctor. *same doctor also swore by eating sugar sandwiches when you had a cold so maybe full of poo poo. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Sep 7, 2021 |
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Trickjaw posted:My dad treated me to a rant about how it's only right and proper working people foot the bill for him, as a pensioner. This is going to go through like a greased otter, and Labour won't lift a finger to stop it. Starmer will oppose the 1.5% increase and propose that a Labour government would only raise NI by 1.25%
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Lungboy posted:https://twitter.com/johnmcternan/status/1434953741619372034?s=20 Assume everyone is just dunking on him endlessly with this 
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i hope that llama had tb snype: FAO the Duke of York quote:In the United States, 18 is the age for sexual consent in eleven states and under federal law keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Sep 8, 2021 |
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Sep 8, 2021 15:19
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Keirkikomori - isolated, alone, withdrawn.
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Looks cool.
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The proms is another reason to destroy the UK as a political entity.
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Ash Crimson posted:Welcome to the scottish, welsh and Northern Ireland independence movement I first delivered SNP flyers when Thatcher was still PM.
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Took a train for the first time in 18 months last week, Glasgow to Largs. Mask compliance was something like 20% (including me), even saw a couple in their 60s wearing those stupid "I am exempt from following the rules" lanyards. Incidentally they were both coughing and spluttering everywhere. * One guy did have his T-Shirt pulled up over his mouth, but I think he was just being overly dramatic as he was sitting by the toilet. keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Sep 13, 2021 |
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StarkingBarfish posted:That whole thread is just incredible. Two actually decent journos dunking on him and he still doesn't get it. The last tweet is That QC is a previously unidentified TBEU account surely?
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Missed in todays insane QC shows arse online mess. Looks like Bill Gates will be getting to put his 5G microchips up inside our kids after all. https://twitter.com/emsferg/status/1437402167435005955
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Sep 13, 2021 15:44
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lmao https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1437436633511604236
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Sep 13, 2021 16:36
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If Boris wants to win union points by spunking billions on tunnels/bridges he should start by investing in some infrastructure to improve transport links to and within the Western Isles/Orkney. Also broadband.
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Did they categorise mentions of Baked Alaska as cake or climate change?
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Sep 15, 2021 10:00
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Was mildly baffled that Scotch Egg scored so highly in 2020, then I remembered that idiodic debate sparked by Gove claiming a pub selling one counted as a sit down meal and therefore no need for covid restrictions.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Tweet gone already. Luckilly the tab was still open in my browser. 
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Sep 15, 2021 14:33
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Julio Cruz posted:there is no way this is true but I'm choosing to believe it anyway as true as the pigs mouth
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OwlFancier posted:Why is she going to darlington? Does she live there? Isn't the MP a massive terf? * scrub that their MP isnt who I was thinking of, though they probably are a massive terf anyway.
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Sep 15, 2021 15:11
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Williamson also kept a riding crop on his desk because he was the whip. He is such a loving dork.
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Sep 15, 2021 15:37
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lmao truss to foreign office https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1438153875048083461
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Sep 15, 2021 15:55
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Sep 15, 2021 15:56
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Apparent;y Jacob Rees-Mogg is now NI SoS.
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Comrade Fakename posted:I 100% guarantee Rees-Mogg got the job because he can uniquely connect with the Irish people due to being Catholic. Booooo https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/status/1438192221321367560
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Normal country at ease with itself. https://twitter.com/JMPSimor/status/1438253538220646414
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The Perfect Element posted:Line of Duty is more about how institutional corruption is all pervasive, and that even if there are 'good' cops (all of whom are actually deeply flawed and lovely in many ways), their actions are utterly powerless in the face of the Establishment protecting its own. A so basically the Asda Smartprice version of The Wire.
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ro5s posted:lol he's literally turning the racism dial and looking back for approval. Clearly a winning strategy when the current government are outright racists, and being pushed from the right by an even more racist party. If you're a racist in Britain you're already well catered why the gently caress would you vote for Labour.
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