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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




oh my god, going through the last five years with that last name, poor guy.



Should be a 1pm game every sunday :colbert:

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1433128894694105091

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Thaddius the Large posted:

The only females Mark Davis is concerned with are the friendly and polite staff at Hooters

blarzgh posted:

Having sex with Mark Davis seems like the worst possible thing a human could ever experience.

I wondered if my attempt to reference Bathdoom was too obscure. My first thought seeing the pic. :shrug:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

If it's a Bills game we could have a 2x NVP

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Dango Bango posted:

I wondered if my attempt to reference Bathdoom was too obscure. My first thought seeing the pic. :shrug:

I got it I just didn't post cause for some reason there are tornados around and I got distracted

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1433138683075612681

:psyduck: No one signed the kicker?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Didn't notice if someone posted it already, but the Saints home opener will be played in Jacksonville apparently.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1433101922114973703

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1433140525457100804

nice

sharknado slashfic posted:

:psyduck: No one signed the kicker?

I guess he kinda tanked his stock in the WFT game

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

This is from a Command & Conquer game. I’m pretty sure some Allied cruisers shelled the gently caress out of it in Red Alert.


:hellyeah:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dango Bango posted:

I wondered if my attempt to reference Bathdoom was too obscure. My first thought seeing the pic. :shrug:

The bathdoom joke landed with me, at least. I got a chuckle.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
If you can't beat 'em....

https://twitter.com/SamMcDowell11/status/1433112215868084226?s=20

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Grittybeard posted:

Didn't notice if someone posted it already, but the Saints home opener will be played in Jacksonville apparently.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1433101922114973703
LOL can’t wait to compare and contrast crowd shots from this game to the Jaguars’ home opener.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

The NVP must defend his crown

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Happy trails, dumbass

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
https://twitter.com/LeviDamien/status/1433152779711700994

https://twitter.com/LeviDamien/status/1433152944677941253

Hmmmmm

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Surprise Watson candidates imo

More likely the taxes stuff that came up a while ago

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Wasn't this motherfucker broke like a year ago?

More proof that rich white men can't ever do anything but fail upwards. I think I know where this is, way up there above the valley floor where they can destroy the side of a mountain in order to construct grotesque monuments to human ego like this ugly poo poo

sharknado slashfic posted:

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1433041700650471431?s=20

Wonder what the context is being left out in that last sentence

I seriously doubt anyone said or even implied that it solved every problem Bill. But it solves and/or ameliorates the biggest problems.


Anyways, check out one of the more bizarre sports stories I've seen in a while, the case of the nonexistent high school:

https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/what-we-know-about-bishop-sycamore-after-florida-img-game/530-6cc523f4-30df-49e5-92df-86adbdd7f528

quote:

COLUMBUS, Ohio — Many questions have surfaced after a Columbus-based high school football team played Sunday night in a nationally televised game on ESPN.

The contest between Bishop Sycamore and Florida’s IMG Academy at Tom Benson Hall of Fame Stadium in Canton was a blowout, with IMG Academy winning 58-0.

Questions were raised by announcers during the broadcast about the legitimacy of Bishop Sycamore.

“Bishop Sycamore told us they had a number of Division I prospects on their roster. To be honest, a lot of that we could not verify,” one commentator said.

Following the game, multiple outlets reported that Bishop Sycamore also had played a game Friday night in western Pennsylvania.

Here's what we know about Bishop Sycamore:

10 Investigates has discovered that Bishop Sycamore is not listed as a charter school with the Ohio Department of Education.

Last year, it was listed as a “non-charter, non-tax supported school.”

A spokeswoman for the Ohio Department of Education wrote in an email that: “As of last Friday Bishop Sycamore had not submitted an annual notification to be listed with the Department as a Non-chartered, Non-Tax school for the 2021-22 school year. They have until 9/30 to do so.”

Documents provided by the state from last year show the school planned to use a “blended attendance and learning model” and that both “online and traditional learning.”

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The idea that Mark Davis was broke was a dumb meme

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1433164270498455560

this is currently breaking Ravens twitter

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Derek Fcking Carr posted:

The idea that Mark Davis was broke was a dumb meme

I was being tongue in cheek, rich white men, especially rich white men who had very rich fathers and own football franchises, are never truly broke. There is always more money available to them in all kinds of different ways. Even if they owe hundreds of millions of dollars they are neither broke nor truly in debt.

Anyways that has little bearing on that gross rear end house he is building. What I will say is it fits the community of Henderson quite well, so kudos to him for sensing that

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I really don't give a poo poo about him being signed by the Pats but I have no idea why they drafted him in the first place, especially with Project Pat on the roster. seems like a wasted pick but what the hell do I know

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Laquon Treadwell, Devin Smith, and Phillip Dorsett. That's a lot of projects.

https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1433165696221974546?s=20

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Mystic Stylez posted:

I really don't give a poo poo about him being signed by the Pats but I have no idea why they drafted him in the first place, especially with Project Pat on the roster. seems like a wasted pick but what the hell do I know

apparently Ricard had offseason surgery so this was basically an insurance pick. he probably could have been picked up as a UDFA but whatever, a fifth rounder didn't work out, just pretend they drafted Ar'Darius with that pick

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

wandler20 posted:

Laquon Treadwell, Devin Smith, and Phillip Dorsett. That's a lot of projects.

https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1433165696221974546?s=20

They're all too old to be a project anymore they're just injury replacement fodder.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Play posted:

Anyways, check out one of the more bizarre sports stories I've seen in a while, the case of the nonexistent high school:

https://www.10tv.com/article/news/local/what-we-know-about-bishop-sycamore-after-florida-img-game/530-6cc523f4-30df-49e5-92df-86adbdd7f528

My favorite part is the school is registered with some org in loving Texas

https://twitter.com/Hawk/status/1432831690938806272

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Play posted:

Anyways that has little bearing on that gross rear end house he is building. What I will say is it fits the community of Henderson quite well, so kudos to him for sensing that

Impart to me, in as much detail as you choose, your knowledge of the community of Henderson. I've lived here for 20 years and it's very nice.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Impart to me, in as much detail as you choose, your knowledge of the community of Henderson. I've lived here for 20 years and it's very nice.

There's a bunch of gaudy rear end McMansions in the middle of the desert.

Source: I stayed in a family friend's empty soulless McMansion for 2 months while I followed tortoises around the desert.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

sexy tiger boobs posted:

There's a bunch of gaudy rear end McMansions in the middle of the desert.

Source: I stayed in a family friend's empty soulless McMansion for 2 months while I followed tortoises around the desert.

So McConnell DID have a stalker!

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

sexy tiger boobs posted:

There's a bunch of gaudy rear end McMansions in the middle of the desert.

Source: I stayed in a family friend's empty soulless McMansion for 2 months while I followed tortoises around the desert.

Agreed.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
LOL

https://twitter.com/GreggDoyelStar/status/1433160677460434958?s=20

The union will never be able to prove conspiracy against unvaxxed players.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Ches Neckbeard posted:

LOL

https://twitter.com/GreggDoyelStar/status/1433160677460434958?s=20

The union will never be able to prove conspiracy against unvaxxed players.

:lmao:

Gonna be great when the Colts have to forfeit games.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Apparently a lot of thought went into the Jacksonville selection for the Saints game against the Packers. Fairly interesting article.

https://twitter.com/JeffDuncan_/status/1433185239753535489

Florida quickly became a target. Not only were all three of the league’s home stadiums available there on opening weekend but the Sunshine State’s legendary heat and humidity would theoretically provide a home-field advantage for the Saints, who were accustomed to practicing in triple-digit heat indices at their Metairie training camp. Aaron Rodgers’ career 3-4 record and pedestrian 78.1 passer rating in the state did not go unnoticed.

The Saints even took it a step further. They had a staffer look up Green Bay flights on Expedia and compare the difference in costs and itineraries between Jacksonville, Miami and Tampa. Predictably, Jacksonville was the most difficult and costly destination for Packers fans.

The Cheese Heads still might migrate south for the game, but the Saints certainly didn’t want to make things an easier for Packer Nation to make the trip.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
https://twitter.com/ByNateTaylor/status/1433189926170923013

Disappointing.

edit: Less disappointing

https://twitter.com/MattVerderame/status/1433179116942024707

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Sep 1, 2021

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/RandyMoss/status/1433193630664171524

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Good news for you name-kinks



https://twitter.com/SamMcDowell11/status/1433179757416435714

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

A name like that deserves a long career.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
The Steelers signed Karl Joseph to their practice squad today with the understanding that once he passes plague protocol, he'll be signed to the 53. Tomlin has wanted that dude since he was at WVU

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I'm surprised Elis wasn't picked up by somebody. He's a decent backup lineman.


Less surprised by this. Seems like they wanted to have Mason as a cheap replacement for Ricard next year, thus the draft pick. Sadly this is this year, not next year, so with Ricard still on the roster there's no space for the guy. Seems like a dumb move by Mason. Baltimore is the place to be if you're a Fullback or blocking TE that wants a second contract.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Are you kidding? The Pats love fullbacks. They kept Devlin around until he literally fell apart.

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

blarzgh posted:

Having sex with Mark Davis seems like the worst possible thing a human could ever experience.

Your posts are right there.

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