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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



By they, I mean the bucs. Pirate ships can't sail to Dallas.

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


biglads posted:

Is there anyone on the Cowboys defense likely to do us all a big favour tonight?

Parsons

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Mr. Nice! posted:

By they, I mean the bucs. Pirate ships can't sail to Dallas.

I don't like this argument. Cowboys can't go into water either. But this means the Buccs will build pirate ships with wheels and a device that blows wind to allow movement, and possibly lasers too. This is all just headed for disaster.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

3 DONG HORSE posted:

I don't like this argument. Cowboys can't go into water either. But this means the Buccs will build pirate ships with wheels and a device that blows wind to allow movement, and possibly lasers too. This is all just headed for disaster.

Cowboys can too sometimes they gotta cross a river with their herd

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





biglads posted:

Is there anyone on the Cowboys defense

Lemme just stop you right there.

No.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Hope that cheese melts in Jacksonville this weekend.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Buccaneers raid land. Cowboys don’t go sink ships. It’s basic math.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

but how funny would it be if the cowboys won by like 30 points

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

biglads posted:

Is there anyone on the Cowboys defense likely to do us all a big favour tonight?

Their sexual predator rookie linebacker.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I needed a new avatar anyway, Torrey Smith Reacting To Cundiff.gif had run its course

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




tarbrush posted:

Their sexual predator rookie linebacker.

oof, did not know about this till now. gently caress that guy and gently caress the cowboys forever and ever.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Buccaneers raid land. Cowboys don’t go sink ships. It’s basic math.

During the venezuelan war of independence, Paez led a cowboy cavalry charge across a river and captured a spanish fleet.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/TheAthletic/status/1435717140053696514?s=19

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Jags looking more like a home game than the Giants did back in 2005.

https://twitter.com/Saints/status/1435984562761371649

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

tarbrush posted:

Their sexual predator rookie linebacker.

This is a bit strong for a hazing incident imo

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Football today

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Silly Burrito posted:

Hope that cheese melts in Jacksonville this weekend.

The Packers will be ready

https://twitter.com/ByRyanWood/status/1435655110202433539?s=19

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

^ CHAMPIONSHIP LEVEL OF HYDRATION

I feel kind of lucky that I missed out on having feelings about the Cowboys since I didn't pay close attention to football until 1996

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

D-LINK posted:

This is a bit strong for a hazing incident imo

Yeah, probably a little, but it was a sexual hazing type thing

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Now check the Bristol Stool Chart.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The Baltimore Ravens, Exciting Football Team

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1435996676855042054

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Those are two dudes it'd be really cool to get rings. I've always felt bad that Houston just barely missed out on the Chiefs' win.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Peter Pan defeats the pirates, he doesn’t lead them. Multiple interceptions/fumbles expected?

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

A big flaming stink posted:

watching the last part of the atlanta falcons, the thing that just struck me so hard was how utterly pointless the OT period felt in the video. it wasn't nail biting tension, it wasn't growing horror at the villain triumphing, [..]

I just watched it and I'm in the minority I'm sure, but I actually was somewhat disappointed in that video especially for much of an easy hanging curve over the plate the material was. It felt like the bloo blooing of Falcons fans in this world of injustice was the focus while ignoring how much of a gently caress up it was by the actual Falcons football team which is kind of a huge part of the story.

The only good part was the Harambe 00 jersey guy.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Mr. Nice! posted:

By they, I mean the bucs. Pirate ships can't sail to Dallas.

Give it a couple decades

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Alaois posted:

but how funny would it be if the cowboys won by like 30 points

The boys wouldn't win by 30 if the bucs didn't even get off the bus.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

biglads posted:

Is there anyone on the Cowboys defense likely to do us all a big favour tonight?

D Law already has first responders on standby

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Those are two dudes it'd be really cool to get rings. I've always felt bad that Houston just barely missed out on the Chiefs' win.

gently caress him

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Mr. Nice! posted:

By they, I mean the bucs. Pirate ships can't sail to Dallas.

In ancient times, Dallas was under water!:eng101:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1435992460824547346?s=20

Redemption for Chase and forums user GOOD TIMES ON METH

https://twitter.com/Real10jayy__/status/1436002864099364873?s=20

sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Sep 9, 2021

Omnikin
May 29, 2007

Press 'E' for Medic

Shinjobi posted:

In ancient times, Dallas was under water!:eng101:

in future times too, probably

edit - well like, billions of years I guess

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Lamar being such an ignorant gently caress is really harming my ability to enjoy him as a player.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Next week we should know if Lamar actually got secretly vax'd based on his mask wearing around the building and stuff. Two weeks after your first shot if you've previously had the virus, according to NFL rules.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
https://twitter.com/WUTangKids/status/1436004503602581511?s=19

Smh

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Ravens just gonna keep Tyler Huntley in a hotel room by the airport for the whole season.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Watch him be double vaxed already but just wants to gently caress with fantasy owners

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

AndrewP posted:

Next week we should know if Lamar actually got secretly vax'd based on his mask wearing around the building and stuff. Two weeks after your first shot if you've previously had the virus, according to NFL rules.

Or gently caress the rules only apply to not star qbs. I'll be surprised if any of the big names get popped for violations in season.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/PFF_Moo/status/1435959252997267456?s=19

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I support Lamar Jackson's decision to throw this season

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

I'm workshopping ways to talk myself into Tyler Huntley being the guy after week 12.

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