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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bill definitely wishes that vaccines weren’t required. But he also knows he’ll get in trouble if he says vaccine status matters over a player being cut or not as we see with Urban Meyer.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Lmao the Pats now have a new backup QB. It’s some dude from NAVY.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ehud posted:

He’s a WR.

Either position involves the art of the forward pass which is not exactly Navy’s strength.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Honestly I’m impressed. Better than some usual boring estate.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

a neat cape posted:

That one play got you jerks the 1 seed instead of the 5 and I'm still mad about it

This was worse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJmewy5UYk

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Chucktesla posted:

Throwing a checkdown to the running back on 4th & 29 is so funny, too bad it worked tho

Pats were competing with the Ravens for seeding at that time and I cannot describe how mad I was after that play.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That loss by the Chargers is almost as embarrassing as the Miami miracle.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

half cocaine posted:

excuse me but how is anything more shameful than Russell Wilson's goal line interception against the pats?

What is more damaging to the soul, the atomic bomb that was the goal line interception or the Chernobyl meltdown that was 28-3?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

boop the snoot posted:

Has any RB ever had back to back 2k yard seasons? I’m 99% sure it has never happened.

But my bold prediction for the year is Derrick Henry will get another 2k yard season.

17 games to do it so maybe

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Playing football is like the worst thing you can do to your body on every level but a vaccine is just a bridge too far.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I'm not worried what these supplements Alex Guerrero handed me are. He's Tom Brady's trainer afterall.

These "scientists" with their vaccines can't even tell me whats in it!

I love the “WE DONT KNOW WHATS IN IT” take from people as if they would understand the details on the ingredient label for a bag of Doritos let alone a bioengineered vaccine.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Edelman played CB in 2011 but that wasn’t his official position. Anyway Caste Football gonna get his jersey.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

Stops right before SB51 lol, called it.

*Should have said Falcons vs Packers tho

It’s hilarious how it ends with this distinct foreboding of some great evil just over the horizon. I believe that Jon Bois is setting up for framing the greatest accomplishment in the history of humanity as a BAD thing.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

R.D. Mangles posted:

tom brady is not vaccinated

The Bucs are one of two teams at 100% vax rate.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Brady, like the GOAT he is, understands that clinical studies appear to point towards the conclusion that having a prior Covid infection and then getting vaccinated afterwards is the best combination for avoiding any reinfection that might interfere with the upcoming season.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Some vet teammate ought to just write him a check.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Steelers/Cowboys is a Super Bowl rivalry.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Woozie66 posted:

I imagine Jets vs Giants would have incredible bad blood, and also get poo poo ratings outside NYC.

There was legit hype going into 2008 about that possible super bowl matchup since the Giants just won and the Jets got Favre. Didn’t work out.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
As far as I know there’s never been a football video game where actually trying to call plays like in real life is the best strategy.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Metapod posted:

What if vick got to throw to people better than alge Crumpler

He threw in 2010 but then fell off a cliff in 2011 as part of that Dream Team.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

sean10mm posted:

Vick definitely didn't have any coaches with any idea what to do with a small QB with warp speed running and a big arm but was very meh in the pocket.

Yeah but Vick gave us this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yke08SybJzU

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Jon Bois is on ESPN describing what scorigami is for some reason.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

So the history of the Falcons ends with that Super Bowl. Nothing remained afterwards.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

You should always root for "America's Team" aka whichever one has Tom Brady on it.

That’s not America’s Team that’s Planet Earth’s team.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

kiimo posted:

oooo I wonder if they'll follow it up with a character assassination in the press like they did with Le'Veon Bell

Nah he’s white.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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kiimo posted:

I know it's been discussed a hundred times on here and we all agree but man poor to middle class conservative white folks complaining about "greedy millionaires" and then siding with their white billionaire bosses sure is something.

It’s an amazing trick played by sports owners made all the easier because there are only 31 owners but thousands of players so there’s always some dumb soundbite you can cherry-pick from a player or two during a labor stoppage while usually the far fewer owners all shut up.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Barudak posted:

If europe got their poo poo together and made a super league we could have stopped this

Don’t worry they’re gonna try again.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Diva Cupcake posted:

ESPN simulated the season. The Jets finish tied for the worst record in football but still don't pick #1 of course, but lol at the rest of the top 5.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32133086/simulating-2021-nfl-season-projecting-285-games-biggest-storylines-super-bowl-winner

1. Carolina Panthers
2. New York Giants
3. New York Jets (via Seattle Seahawks)
4. New York Jets
5. Houston Texans

So who are the two QBs they can draft?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What's the team most likely to vastly underachieve their season expectations?

It’s the Browns. Always the Browns.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Joey Freshwater posted:

Anyone mention Brady on this page yet?

Tom Brady plays tomorrow night fyi

So who’s the big name pass rusher on the Cowboys who Goons will predict will kill Brady but then be invisible as is tradition?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Was it in the Super Bowl when Talib lost his mind and got ejected?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Old men get cranky and don’t like change. Unless it’s a rule change that hurts the defense than it’s fine.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Hot Diggity! posted:

He's going to retire because of it

No, now he feels he must win a Super Bowl in the “Slightly modified jersey number Era”

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1435727469143756800

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
This is some Markelle Fultz like poo poo.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
So he sat out all of 2020 but still practiced with a college ball?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Hyped

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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Buccaneers raid land. Cowboys don’t go sink ships. It’s basic math.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

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A suspect in what?

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