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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Joey Freshwater posted:

The pivot of people not giving a poo poo about the Bucs to now hating them has been delicious


Yeah the "stop slurping Mahomes" takes started happening pretty quick for us too.


Meanwhile, Mahomes...


https://twitter.com/tejfbanalytics/status/1432802313773764612?s=21

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


Happy trails, dumbass

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Good news for you name-kinks



https://twitter.com/SamMcDowell11/status/1433179757416435714

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

It's how you finish? I guess

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Puppy Bowl posted:

If the Ravens beat the Chiefs by multiple TDs Week 2 how would you feel?

Sad that Mahomes went down week 1

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I would like to remind you all that it took this loving MIRACLE to beat the Ravens on 4th and 9


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oZ-aCvxI24



on the other hand he does do this successfully like an alarming amount

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

That wasn't his only leaping TD pass



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE5DtEuuV2Y


he's weird. He's a weirdo. Nothing he does should work

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I believe it bounced off his facemask actually


like that's somehow worse it means he didn't get his hands on it even

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I don't care if the cornerback is Deion loving Sanders you never pass on a possible cornerstone QB to take him

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Kalli posted:

I mean at the end of the day you have to trust your scouts grades.

Like, if you say always take the QB when you need one, look at the 2011 draft:

1-8 Jake Locker
1-9 Tyron Smith
1-10 Blaine Gabbert
1-11 JJ Watt
1-12 Christian Ponder
1-14 Robert Quinn
1-15 Mike Pouncey
1-16 Ryan Kerrigan
1-17 Nate Solder

Of course, depends on your scouts.

Because when Mac Jones turns into the next Tom Brady, well 14 teams gonna be looking foolish I tell ya what.


draft two QBs every year until you hit on one because you aren't doing poo poo without one


And if your scouts say pass on Fields fire your scouts

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I don't want to say too much because I love the Chargers' talent and also they're a division rival.


But it can't really be refuted that insiders have picked the Chargers to be the surprise winner of the AFCW for like 10 years in a row now. USA Today in particular has a hard on for the Chargers every preseason

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

half cocaine posted:

The pro of being unvaccinated is that you didn't submit to Liberal tyranny.

The pro for Colts fans is you don't have to cheer for Carson Wentz

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think we don't talk about Tom Brady enough

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sean10mm posted:

Random question, what Super Bowl had the most bad blood between the two teams? Usually there isn't any because it's AFC vs NFC and there aren't a lot of cross-conference blood feuds.

Super Bowl 49 ended in a brawl, so there's that I guess, but I feel like I'm forgetting something obvious.

The Bucs fans tried hard with the Chiefs even though we've never cared nor will ever care about the Bucs.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

wandler20 posted:

Lol what? It was the complete opposite of that. Bucs obliterated the Chiefs but like there was no real feud. I've seen a few bitter chiefs fans pop up on the Bucs feed but that's about it.

lolling at the avatar post combo anyway

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

tarbrush posted:

Mahomes has already started getting concussions. He's super fun and I hope he has a long career, but it's absolutely possible he comes back to earth in the same way as his predecessors

???


He's had one concussion and it was at Tech

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This is kind of a gray area here, he gets hit in the vagus nerve in his neck and gets knocked out because of it. It's not his brain hitting the skull so that's different than "he's started getting concussions"


maybe someone with an actual medical background can explain this better than me

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

When it happened people assumed it was his head hitting the ground that caused him to be dazed. It's the chop to the neck



At the time a hundred MMA people got online and started screaming brachial stun




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcaOr1TBA1w&t=53s

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Looks like the Chiefs Mormon safety finally got the shot, Chiefs are 100% vaccinated now




also: buttkicker is awesome, this would be an NFL record


https://www.instagram.com/p/CTfHE01NJiu/

kiimo fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Sep 6, 2021

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/FieldYates/status/1434983151642808323

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Maybe Bell does better with a better line than the Chiefs had last season but that being said he was unimpressive to say the least

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I kind of can't believe Duke Johnson is out there unsigned

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I've had just about enough of this Tom Brady talks now narrative, please go back to silence so I can think about something other than him.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The floating heads drifting over from the movie poster thread to this one has a certain symmetry.

Needs Dak's name as a billing right above Tom Brady's head to feel complete though

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Cowboys have never bothered me and haven't been relevant in like two decades.

The Bucs never bothered me and will be irrelevant in no more than a year

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


I don't know how to tell certain fans I don't give a poo poo about their team without it sounding like an insult




man I don't even care about the Raiders anymore, all rivalry feelings are disappearing in my old age

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

oh duh

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

That's not alcohol. He's geeked out of his mind.

Was thinking the same thing.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


oooo I wonder if they'll follow it up with a character assassination in the press like they did with Le'Veon Bell

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I know it's been discussed a hundred times on here and we all agree but man poor to middle class conservative white folks complaining about "greedy millionaires" and then siding with their white billionaire bosses sure is something.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Justice Hall lol

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1435372619692343301


PRACTICE SQUAD??

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

So they're already expecting him to be terminated, I am too

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

No he lost money for sure

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

And they made every indication they were going to run him into the ground

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wasn't there some giant rugby dude trucking fools that got signed on as a fullback or was that also this guy

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Switch Goff and Herbert too

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Tom, Ben and Jameis should be at the top because they're rapists.





*engagement bait from me

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You Baltimore guys are extremely naive about how many people hate Lamar Jackson.

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I think it's the Eagles.


Nobody expects them to do anything but I expect them to be worse than that. They have weapons, I just have zero belief in Hurts. Even local media are like I'm rooting for him, he's a nice kid. And then they wince. For some reason he's a fantasy darling, too. He was on my do not draft list. He is projected to have 340 points and had 113 last season. I want no part of that.

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