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Who is worse, Neelix or O'Brien
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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
On the one hand O'Brien is the Alpha Quadrant's punching bag that is dunked on even more than Worf. On the other hand Neelix never does a single useful thing ever in his entire life. Both have weird relationships with girls at some point. Who is worse?

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AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

I mean we do know that O'Brien did at least get laid one time, so I guess there's that

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
AFAIK O'Brien never dated a 7 year old, or whatever age she was. Can't even remember her name.

DS9 is the reason I like Star Trek. He may have been a punching bag in TNG but by DS9 I'm pretty sure he had a 'spoon collection'.

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Lord Barclay rules over both of them

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Valko posted:

AFAIK O'Brien never dated a 7 year old


Yeah she was more like 12

Grogquock
May 2, 2009

Valko posted:

AFAIK O'Brien never dated a 7 year old, or whatever age she was. Can't even remember her name.


He was married to one for an episode...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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O'Brien rules.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Valko posted:

AFAIK O'Brien never dated a 7 year old, or whatever age she was. Can't even remember her name.

Her name was Kes and she was two lmao

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If it's just between these two then Neelix and you're trolling if you say O'Brien. But tbh the real answer is Geordi.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

HD DAD posted:

Her name was Kes and she was two lmao

I could have /should have been an interesting Sci Fi thing about different species aging at different rates and whatever but instead it was just weird and dumb

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

tough question, gonna have to go with 'both'

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

The Bloop posted:

I could have /should have been an interesting Sci Fi thing about different species aging at different rates and whatever but instead it was just weird and dumb

It always surprises me that Mass Effect did this better.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Meme Poker Party posted:

If it's just between these two then Neelix and you're trolling if you say O'Brien. But tbh the real answer is Geordi.

The virtual ship wife is genuinely uncomfortable.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks


i'm just not ready for anything today. holy moly. wow. what the.

SeldomSeen
Apr 26, 2003

True Story...

O'brien gets a pass because he went on the holodeck adventure "Con Air".

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

who remember

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.


Holy poo poo. You are amazing MPP.

Neelix is by far the most pathetic of the 2.

However

Meme Poker Party posted:

If it's just between these two then Neelix and you're trolling if you say O'Brien. But tbh the real answer is Geordi.

Is correct

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the only good thing neelix ever did was become tuvix and he even managed to gently caress that up

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Neither of them are really pathetic, they're just well suited to their posts. O'Brian never seemed to have much ambition beyond just being a technical fix it guy and Neelix was just a colorful loser who could cook, positions at which they generally excelled.

Even Barclay isn't that bad, he still had a chance to blossom once getting off of the enterprise.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I once heard someone describe O'Brien and Keiko's marriage as an arranged one because they clearly don't have much affection for each other or common interests and are very awkward together. So if you conceptualize it like that it works.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Mafic Rhyolite
Nov 7, 2020

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

I could have /should have been an interesting Sci Fi thing but instead it was just weird and dumb

Perfect description of almost every voyager episode

Mafic Rhyolite fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Sep 1, 2021

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
what was that old fyad flag that was like o'brien we're nearly out of nugs up here

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Meme Poker Party posted:

If it's just between these two then Neelix and you're trolling if you say O'Brien. But tbh the real answer is Geordi.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQVc79FE5Bo

whoops :nws: for big Uhuru titties

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

cult_hero posted:

Neither of them are really pathetic, they're just well suited to their posts. O'Brian never seemed to have much ambition beyond just being a technical fix it guy

*stands up Spartacusly*

I am O'Brien!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's definitely Potat O'Brien

mystery at hog island
Aug 16, 2003
Captain of Outer Space
what the gently caress is with all these goons not voting for neelix? he loving sucks

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

are these anime characters?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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O'Brien dodged a shot from a phaser. What has Neelix dodged??

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jail time in federation prison

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Okay that's a strong contender.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

are these anime characters?

Star Trek is basically Gundam so yes

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Valko posted:

AFAIK O'Brien never dated a 7 year old, or whatever age she was. Can't even remember her name.

No, but his wife did become a 7 year old and it got very awkward very quickly

E: lol beaten

Who What Now fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Sep 1, 2021

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

are these anime characters?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mafic Rhyolite posted:

Perfect description of almost every voyager episode

drat, that's a cold hard fact

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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O'Brien was cooler.
Neelix was a bitch tits motherfucker.

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Geordi, creepy punk who was really just Datas assistant end of the day

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