Supreme Allah posted:I think the question was not how would Data play poker, but how would you beat him since he can count cards and calculate every probability of every hand without any question Droids don't pull peoples arms off when they lose. Worf's been known to do that. Also at the table is a guy with x-ray specs and a lady whose job is to psychically detect lies and concealment. Naturally Riker wins every time
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 09:44 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:Riker wins every time
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 09:46 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:I think the real question here is which character is the bigger Chad? Kirk has hosed more BUT he is a selfish lover, whereas Riker has brought more women to orgasm
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 09:55 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 10:29 |
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Love how Riker completely owns it. Smiley is hilarious because he's basically the same but somehow ends up in charge
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 10:38 |
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Transporter accident creates O'Nelix.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 10:55 |
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Ice Phisherman posted:Transporter accident creates O'Nelix. They both individually attempted suicide so it follows that their combined form would be more accepting of being murdered by Janeway than Tuvix.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 11:00 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:Droids don't pull peoples arms off when they lose. Worf's been known to do that. Troi sucked at her job, Guinan was a wayy better counselor on that ship -- troi would be like 'i sense these people are in distress' yah bitch their planets exploding, thanks for chiming in
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 15:48 |
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It owns that the psychic empath is regulated to just restating the emotional state of someone clearly being emotional. Gotta have a space-magician to tell us that the yelling people have lots of negative and angry emotions. And nothing against Marina Sirtis, she spun as much gold as she could from the straw she was given.
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Who What Now posted:It owns that the psychic empath is regulated to just restating the emotional state of someone clearly being emotional. Gotta have a space-magician to tell us that the yelling people have lots of negative and angry emotions. And nothing against Marina Sirtis, she spun as much gold as she could from the straw she was given.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:29 |
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What was funny was when captain Jellico took over for a few eps when Picard was kidnapped -- and the first thing he did was tell troi 'your part of the command crew, you cant be walking around in your pajamas' -- and she finally put on a real uniform. I did like Sirtis, the character was just why are you here, most of the time
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:30 |
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Who What Now posted:It owns that the psychic empath is regulated to just restating the emotional state of someone clearly being emotional. Gotta have a space-magician to tell us that the yelling people have lots of negative and angry emotions. And nothing against Marina Sirtis, she spun as much gold as she could from the straw she was given.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:36 |
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Riker's main role on TNG was to get sexually assaulted and have the show treat it as just a thing. Worf's main role was an obsession with abortions.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:37 |
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NEELIXXXX
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:38 |
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Supreme Allah posted:What was funny was when captain Jellico took over for a few eps when Picard was kidnapped -- and the first thing he did was tell troi 'your part of the command crew, you cant be walking around in your pajamas' -- and she finally put on a real uniform. I did like Sirtis, the character was just why are you here, most of the time She was there to do cameltoe yoga with the ship's only doctor for a crew of like 10,000
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:41 |
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Neelix SUUUUUCKS!!!
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:44 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 17:45 |
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Who What Now posted:She was there to do cameltoe yoga with the ship's only doctor for a crew of like 10,000 It was a crew of 1000 and there were multiple doctors and oh god this is a honeypot thread to out Star Trek fans isn't it
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:07 |
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:It was a crew of 1000 and there were multiple doctors and oh god this is a honeypot thread to out Star Trek fans isn't it The FBI are on their way
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:09 |
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Peeldix
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:10 |
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Star Trek is good.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:10 |
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Meme Poker Party posted:Star Trek is good. Not since DS9 it hasn't been. Come at me bro.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:14 |
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Data is the only real chad in the ST universe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qar0unFwm2I
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:15 |
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Big Beef City posted:Not since DS9 it hasn't been. Come at me bro. Yeah, kinda. Voyager contains good elements but is overall not so good. Enterprise spent like three seasons being bad and then imo was just getting good when it was cancelled lol. And I haven't actually watched any Star Trek past that point except for The Orville which is a good Star Trek.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:17 |
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Lol quote:An actress best known for "Star Trek: Voyager" was arrested on September 3.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:23 |
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I always thought the actress who played Kes did great with the often lovely material, and was sad when she got booted off the show so Jeri Ryan could join. Nothing against Jeri Ryan, but it's bittersweet to see Jennifer Lien's fall from the heights of minor TV stardom to dropping her pants in a feud with kids.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:36 |
How the gently caress is Harry Kim not winning this? O'Brien was the universe's punching bag but at least he was competent and had cool moments. Neelix was a wretched waste of air but he coasted through life's wacky hijinks never getting his karmic punishment. Harry Kim just had bizarre horrible traumatic things happen to him, without the consolation of ever even rising above Ensign.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:36 |
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She came back for a cameo where she tried to murder neelix & crew
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:37 |
There's a Yiddish saying that I'll paraphrase to describe the difference here: Neelix is somebody who often spills his soup and O'Brien is the person it lands on.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:37 |
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Harry Kim owns though
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:38 |
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Neelix loving sucks. Kes also sucked. Major LOL at the episode when she came back to Voyager with a vengeance and was gonna wipe it out until she heard some creepy recording from Neelix talking down to Kes like a mother would to her five year old. I recall there even being some bullshit about her eating her lunch in the recording too. I might be misremembering this episode a bit, but I am not misremembering my hatred of Neelix and his creepy relationship with Kes.
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:39 |
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Asterite34 posted:How the gently caress is Harry Kim not winning this? You mean the character played by Garret Wang, one of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People?
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:41 |
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those pants
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:46 |
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kntfkr posted:arguably the best show about dancing to stop columbine on any streaming service yeah. terrible show overall, but it's really owning that specific niche
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:47 |
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I always wanted to be Tuvok in this scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTpBN6jKa4
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:47 |
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Asterite34 posted:How the gently caress is Harry Kim not winning this? Which one, the original or the time-clone?
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:49 |
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Big Beef City posted:Not since DS9 it hasn't been. Come at me bro. look at this doofus that doesn't know about Lower Decks
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:50 |
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Asterite34 posted:How the gently caress is Harry Kim not winning this?
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:50 |
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WHO WANTA SOME WANG?!?!?!
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# ? Sep 2, 2021 18:52 |
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Tarkus posted:I always wanted to be Tuvok in this scene. LMAO the head prosthetic is so bad you can see exactly where the rubber starts
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