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SatansOnion posted:and poisons people on the semi-regular with his poo poo-awful cooking. it’s a loving miracle that Tuvok never managed to, like, “accidentally” transport him into a planet’s core or get him trapped in one of the photon torpedo tubes or something Not just people his cooking is so bad it made the ship itself get sick
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So many Star Trek episodes revolve around the holodecks and transporters malfunctioning that it gave me the idea for a Star Trek horror game where the holodecks start creating all kinds of inhuman abominations and then the transporters beam them into reality.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Kinda funny that they contrast Geordi with Barclay and the obvious conclusion is that Geordi is too much of an oblivious engineer-brained dork to realise how his behaviour comes off, while Barclay is just in need of actual therapy, which Starfleet sucks at. I mean, says something Geordi's best friend is a literal android to whom human emotions and interaction are alien. (despite somehow getting through Starfleet Academy. Engineering, presumably) I always liked the episode where Wesley and Geordi get in to a fight because they both talked poo poo about each other's inability to pick up girls.
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The Bloop posted:You had better keep the name of Now that she's dead, I bet that chalice is probably in some box in Riker's garage.
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Look everyone! Neelix is dancing!
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All of Star Trek actually takes place within the Holodeck. None of it is real.
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Bad Purchase posted:You mean the character played by Garret Wang, one of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People? 5' 11" wang
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"But sir... this post was... without honor!"
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Is that a Leola root in your pocket
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MODS look what someone did right up there
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Little known fact, "morale officer" translates into moderator in Klingon
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Even if I didn't know anything about Voyager and you showed me a normal picture of Neelix, I would think his design is just plain ugly.
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must suck to be part of a species that all have ridiculous spotted fiveheads and treasure troll topknot hair
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Been looking through pictures of some of the more bizarre Trek aliens and makeup. I like this one:
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Valko posted:Been looking through pictures of some of the more bizarre Trek aliens and makeup. I like this one: That's just a college football fan.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:That's just a college football fan. College SPACE football.
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If Vulcans are super strong and focused why aren't they playing space fooball
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Colonel Cancer posted:If Vulcans are super strong and focused why aren't they playing space fooball
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Colonel Cancer posted:If Vulcans are super strong and focused why aren't they playing space fooball They're busy owning at baseball.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:That's just a college football fan. That's Brian Thompson, who actually did play college football. He was still in school in his first role, one of the punks who got killed by the Terminator along with Bill Paxton. He later went on to star in Sly Stallone's Cobra; quote:Although the film was critically panned, it was a commercial success. The New York Times wrote of Thompson's portrayal, "the archvillain, a character that is a cross between a James Bond fantasy villain such as Jaws and a raging psychopath, delivers a scorching monologue – a feat of linguistic sophistication that Cobra would have a hard time matching." He was also the alien bounty hunter in the X-Files. In case you couldn't tell I'm sort of a fan. I once thought about making a thread about under appreciated actors like him and Stephen McHattie. 
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Seriously, there's an episode where Vulcans play baseball and it is amazing for a number of reasons.
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Yaldabaoth posted:So many Star Trek episodes revolve around the holodecks and transporters malfunctioning that it gave me the idea for a Star Trek horror game where the holodecks start creating all kinds of inhuman abominations and then the transporters beam them into reality. EA or whoever should retool the Dead Space remix into this. Aliens don't exist, just abominations from a malfunction. Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Don't act like you don't know. dammit Valko posted:Been looking through pictures of some of the more bizarre Trek aliens and makeup. I like this one: Is this the same dude from robot jox?
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God, what a fresh-faced and young John Stewart. Doesn't feel like long ago.
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All that actually matters is that Garak is the best ST character.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:All that actually matters is that Garak is the best ST character. Andrew Robinson has stated that, yes, he viewed Garak was as someone openly and unambiguously trying to seduce Bashir and played him that way from the start. So you're right.
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No one, and especially no WIFE is that thick! In "Looking for Par'Mak in all the wrong places" Miles and Kira are being drawn to each other like animals on heat, and every time they find the strength to keep their clothes on... Kieko intensifies the intimacy of their FORBIDDEN relationship with this or that until the chief and the XO are finally signed up for a dirty weekend where he can rub her feet all the way up to the top. No one is that dense! So, if Kieko was trying to make her husband have an affair, why? Here's some answers from the tip of my diseased brain... 1. Kieko was having an affair already, and wanted to even the odds without getting yelled at. If they were both secretly having affairs then there marriage was on an even keel. 2. The sex act is supposed to be calming for children still inside mommy. Gentle rocking and such. And Kieko might prefer that it was her husband gently rocking her unborn child than some of the riffraff Kira usually runs with. 3. Men have to be punished for making women pregnant by having sex with pregnant women. Which is as much about their insane moods as much as the atypical body-shape which doesn't bend in the familiar ways and lends weight to unusual areas which used to be a good tipping point. Uncomfortable and embarrassing, sew and reap... 4. Conversely men also have to be punished for making women pregnant by being denied sex for an unnaturally long period, sometimesw for even months after the birth I have heard of some gals getting away with... But since Kieko didn't have a reason to deny him sex, she had to create a situation where Kira would be forced to deny Miles sex. This of course is mostly not an issue for a planned pregnancy. 4. Kieko wanted revenge for when Miles would *&^% her, when she needed it and asked for it, in TNG Rascals after she had been turned into a 12 year old when then she was also rejected by her first child for not being the mommy. Not the wife and not the mommy, this lady had an axe to grind. 5. It was the first step in some master plan to have a continuous string of threesomes with Kira. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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The Rabbi T. White posted:All that actually matters is that Garak is the best ST character. Agreed, but Nog is pretty high on the list.
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The fact that so far literally no one has mentioned any of the cast of Star Trek: Enterprise means they're probably collectively the most pathetic. With special mention going to Mayweather, the helmsman that they forgot to give a personality, the least memorable of an unmemorable cast
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just another posted:No one, and especially no WIFE is that thick! In "Looking for Par'Mak in all the wrong places" Miles and Kira are being drawn to each other like animals on heat, and every time they find the strength to keep their clothes on... Kieko intensifies the intimacy of their FORBIDDEN relationship with this or that until the chief and the XO are finally signed up for a dirty weekend where he can rub her feet all the way up to the top. 
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DS9 should have had salt vampires murder O'Brien imo
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And yet, I'm the one who catches a probe in this thread. 
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