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AARD VARKMAN
Gnome Court is now in session. Judge Dangledeam presiding. You may approach the bench.

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Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

wait so is this like those tv courts with a snarky quippy judge given power to rule without a jury, or like a japanese court with people slamming their hands on desks and pointing, or like a night court with a stand-up comedian for a judge, or...

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

AARD VARKMAN

Lock posted:

wait so is this like those tv courts with a snarky quippy judge given power to rule without a jury, or like a japanese court with people slamming their hands on desks and pointing, or like a night court with a stand-up comedian for a judge, or...

Judge Dangledeam handles cases in Gnome Court, where all Fantasy Justice is carried out. He acts as both Judge and Jury in front of a wide and varied audience from across the Kingdoms. He and he alone knows all of the Rules Of The Court.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

ah cool well uh, sir, your, uh, honor sir, can we do something about this, uh, parking...ticket?

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Heather Papps

hello friend


judge, i am but a gnome of average height, and this bench is much too tall for me to make out your face.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

ChubbyChecker

your honor, imagine dragons









FutonForensic

ChubbyChecker posted:

your honor, imagine dragons


Stoner Sloth

can we get a binding decision on whether gnomes are shorter than halflings?

nut

ChubbyChecker posted:

your honor, imagine dragons

French Accent

i'll be judge dangledamned if this gets a guilty verdict

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AARD VARKMAN
Unfortunately, Judge Dangledeam snorted a snootfull of zoopathol at the start of court and done bonked out 'fore case begun.

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