To Be or Not To Be: Mel Brooks - Hitler Rap (1983)

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guidoanselmi: Feb 6, 2008; I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Mel Brooks was an army engineer and fought in the Battle of the Bulge. This only makes him funnier.

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TheSlutPit: Dec 26, 2009

Jose posted:

its all modafinil these days isn't it

iirc they switched over after some air force pilot in afghanistan lit up a bunch of friendlies in an amphetamine haze. lol

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TheSlutPit: Dec 26, 2009

also the original lubitsch version of to be or not to be is hilarious and def worth watching even if you don�t like �old movies�

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Weka posted:

Curtis Le May said it at the time. He was a general for bombing things.

Here's a list of most of the drugs Hitler was on.

Brom-Nervacit: bromide, Sodium diethylbarbiturate, Pyramidon, since August 1941 a spoonful of this tranquilizer almost every night, to counteract stimulation from methamphetamine and to allow sleep.[7]

Cardiazol and Coramine: since 1941 for leg oedema.

Chineurin: Quinine-containing preparation for common colds and flu.

Cocaine and adrenaline (via eye drops)[15]

Coramine: Nikethamide injected when unduly sedated with barbiturates. In addition, Morell would use Coramine as part of an all-purpose "tonic".

Cortiron: Desoxycorticosterone Acetate IM injections for muscle weaknesses, influencing carbon hydrate metabolism.

Doktor Koster's Antigaspills: 2�4 pills before every meal, for a total of 8�16 tablets a day,[16] since 1936 Belladonna extractum and Strychnos nux vomica in high doses, for meteorism.[17][18]

Enbasin: Sulfonamide, intragluteal 5cc, for diverse infections.

Euflat: Bile extract, Radix Angelica, Aloes, Papaverine, Caffeine, Pancreatine, Fel tauri � pills, for meteorism, and treatment of digestion disorders

Eukodal: heavy doses Oxycodone, for intestinal spasms, painkiller[19]

Eupaverin: Moxaverine, an isoquinoline derivative for intestinal spasms and colics.

Glucose: 1938 till 1940 every third day Glucose injections 5 and 10%, for potentialisation of the Strophanthus effect

Glyconorm: metformin,[7] Metabolism Enzymes (Cozymase I and II), Amino acids, Vitamins � injectable solution as a strengthener tonic

Homatropin: Homatropine. HBr 0.1g, NaCl 0.08g; Distilled water added 10 ml. Eye drops for right eye problems.

Intelan: twice a day Vitamins A, D3 and B12 � tablets as a strengthener, tonic.

Camomilla Officinale: chamomile � intestinal enemata, on the patient's personal request

Luitzym: after each meal Enzymes with Cellulase, Hemicellulases, Amylase, Proteases for intestinal problems, meteorism.

Mutaflor: Emulsion of Escherichia coli-strains - enteric coated tablets for improvement of intestinal flora. They were prescribed to Hitler for flatulence in 1936, the first unorthodox drug treatment from Morell; bacteria cultured from human feces, see: "E. coli")[20]

Omnadin: Mixture of protein compounds, biliar lipids and animal fat, taken at the onset of infections (together with Vitamultin).

Optalidon: Caffeine, Propyphenazone - tablets at the beginning of infections (together with Vitamultin)

Orchikrin: an extract of bovine testosterone, pituitary gland, and glycerophosphate, as a tonic, strengthener. Marketed also as an aphrodisiac.[18]

Penicilline-Hamma: Penicillin - powder Topical antibiotic. After the attempted assassination of July 20, 1944 to treat his right arm.

Pervitin: methamphetamine injections for mental depression and fatigue[7][18]

Progynon B-Oleosum: Estradiol Valerate, Benzoic ester of follicle hormone, for Improvement of the circulation in the gastric mucosa.

Prostacrinum: two ampoules every second day for a short period in '43, extract of seminal vesicles and prostate � injected IM for mental depression[18]

Prostophanta: Strophantine 0.3 mg, Glucose, Vitamin B, Nicotinic acid � IM heart glycoside, strengthener.

Septoid: intravenous injections of 10 cc of 3% iodine (in potassium iodide form) with 10 cc of 20% glucose, two or three times a day, to improve heart's condition and the altered Second Sound.[1]

Strophantin: '41 to '44 � cycle of 2 weeks of homeopathic Strophanthus gratus glycoside 0.2 mg per day for coronary sclerosis.

Sympatol: oxedrine tartrate since '42, 10 drops daily for increasing the cardiac minute volume

Testoviron: Testosterone propionate as a tonic, strengthener.

Tonophosphan: '42 to '44, Phosphoric preparation � SC tonic, strengthener

Ultraseptyl: Sulfonamide for respiratory infections

Veritol: since March '44 Hydroxyphenyl-2-methylamino-propane � eyedrops for left eye treatment

Vitamultin-Calcium: Caffeine, Vitamins.