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alexandriao


saturday night??? what about sunday night?? why does everyone forget sunday :smith:

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Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
food can’t even read, dude. come on.


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
teen witch
will you please shut up and stop being weird

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
*anyone* could snipe pg 420 with the cowardly spam technique >:(

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Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

you don’t tell me what to do

boop beep mfers

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
fml it was just three farts in a tench coat :smith:

take the moon

by sebmojo
empty quote

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Macnult

blue fluid? yeah that would be nice

alexandriao


this "Jeffrey" guy really takes the biscuit..... AND eats it. good for him!!! i like the crumble of his cookie

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
In this economy?

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Sometimes it's easier to just use a screwdriver. Just don't use one you care about.

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Stitch-a-stork

teen witch
v cool to be dismissive, at least it’s a change from your relentlessly misdirected hostility towards every goddamn poster

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Too acute

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
This is what plays on an endless loop in his brain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H_3Dw4NDss&t=190s

IGgy IGsen

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
That's apparently a swedish expression for "taking a large poo poo" but I'd need a native to verify. The person who originally told me might not have been entirely honest.

Manifisto


nobody tell him about the existence of pinking shears :ninja:


ty nesamdoom!

Escape From Noise

teen witch posted:

will you please shut up and stop being weird

No. It's like a disease.

teen witch

Escape From Noise posted:

No. It's like a disease.

the vague wasn’t towards you friendo, it was towards [redacted], an rear end in a top hat who’s gimmick has taken over them

alexandriao


teen witch posted:

the vague wasn’t towards you friendo, it was towards [redacted], an rear end in a top hat who’s gimmick has taken over them

that's unfair! my gimmick is just posting!!!

Escape From Noise

teen witch posted:

the vague wasn’t towards you friendo, it was towards [redacted], an rear end in a top hat who’s gimmick has taken over them

I was just trying to be funny

pnac attack

by Fluffdaddy
better luck next time

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Just wanna say big shout out to your parents for raising someone who is clearly a carbon copy of them, Jesus

Heather Papps

hello friend


i don't think this poster is actually riled up



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Using detailed charts on the chalk board, he walks everyone through his theory. He concludes his presentation by saying that from every conceivable angle there can be only one empirically proven answer. He then turned to the professor who, crushed under the weight of the evidence, reluctantly agreed he was correct and "Angela Bower" was indeed the boss. Shaken by his defeat, a broken Sheffield angrily dismissed the class and the students quickly departed. Before he left too, Abed gave the professor some words of wisdom. Quoting directly from the "Who's the Boss" opening theme, Abed warns him about choosing between the "path you take" and "the path untaken". After Abed leaves, Sheffield opens a drawer on his desk to reveal a small handgun inside.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Kicks the 20-sided die under the couch after rolling a 1

Ass-penny

These jokes are great but I'm a big dumb idiot and will not make a joke on par with these.

Lock

hardcore sound gets you hypah

rear end-penny posted:

These jokes are great but I'm a big dumb idiot and will not make a joke on par with these.

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!


huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Percy Teatwillow posted:

food can’t even read, dude. come on.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Percy Teatwillow posted:

food can’t even read, dude. come on.

Then why do potatoes have eyes? 👀

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Sep 9, 2021

take the moon

by sebmojo
the experts are all wrong im gonna kick that guys rear end

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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
That was the first and only time I used my powers for evil. 7/10 would recommend.

Ventral EggSac

I like this thread and it seems like one of the only sane places here sometimes, but this argument is stupid

frump truck

hello... again!

me too

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
look, i wanna post in your thread. i do. but all i can think of are adjectives


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Heather Papps

hello friend


pets AND crimes? i'm overwhelmed



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

alexandriao


your posts look like poo poo. the toilet isnt the monitor doofus

alexandriao


that was aimed at actually, nobody in particular. i just wanted to say it because it was funny

biosterous




sometimes i don't want to post in that thread sorry



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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biosterous




alexandriao posted:

that was aimed at actually, nobody in particular. i just wanted to say it because it was funny

lol



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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