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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Breaking: White House Press Conference
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Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
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In an effort to draw attention away from the ongoing political clusterfuck that is the US withdrawal from Afghanistan, Jen Psaki has called a presser.


What exciting, strange, or horrible thing is she announcing to the world?










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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Mnoba posted:



FTFY

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
 ty i don't know why when i post images that happens

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Somebody put Sids mom up rn lol

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
0 holy poo poo I posted before I even saw my breakfast :lmao:

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Kirk Vikernes posted:



:trumppop: :perfect: :trumppop:

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Kirk Vikernes posted:



:lol: :five:

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019

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Basticle
Sep 12, 2011

Kirk Vikernes posted:



jesus christ

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Spinz posted:

0 holy poo poo I posted before I even saw my breakfast :lmao:

heheh

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frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
same as it ever was

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

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Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

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frumpykvetchbot posted:

same as it ever was



:capitalism:

Althalin fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Sep 6, 2021

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Me and Joe Biden got married and we’re open mouth kissing rn

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

runnypoops posted:

Me and Joe Biden got married and we’re open mouth kissing rn

Hot

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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

runnypoops posted:

Me and Joe Biden got married and we’re open mouth kissing rn

Better you than any more with his grand daughter.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Kirk Vikernes posted:



:wow:

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth






I apologize for...some things.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

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Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:



:sickos:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mnoba posted:

ty i don't know why when i post images that happens

You have the imgur webpage url in [img] tags rather than the actual .jpg image link

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Cobalt-60 posted:




I apologize for...some things.

dammit I had thought we were done with that series when the DeviantArt thread was closed.

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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth




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Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
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resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

 Republicans say it won’t take off.

resident fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Sep 7, 2021

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019

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Althalin
Nov 19, 2019

Putting the ham in Chamon
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Bronze Fonz posted:



Truly, this pales in comparison to the greatest national security fire code threat the US has ever faced:
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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

super sweet best pal posted:


Rushed home from work to post this.


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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth




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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

 Man, tfw the first post is a straight 360 dunk.

Er, first real post.

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