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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Football starts tonight, look:


Time for week one and the journey it will bring

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

I need this distraction, thank you for your service football men.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

here's a weird rear end stat:

https://twitter.com/tejfbanalytics/status/1436014188900626434

LargeHadron
May 19, 2009

They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.
I am personally excited about the start of the football season, and I will be watching the opening game

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

LargeHadron posted:

I am personally excited about the start of the football season, and I will be watching the opening game
inSANE take here

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Football

BlackJosh
Sep 25, 2007
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32177473/giraffe-named-cincinnati-bengals-qb-joe-burrow-dies-falling-ill

‘Giraffe named after Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow dies after falling ill’

So I want to preface this by saying I love animals and a young giraffe dying in captivity is very sad and not usually something to laugh at, but the headline of this is cracking me the gently caress up

Dude can’t catch a break

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Jaguars are going to probably hopefully maybe win this Sunday.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1436026385974239254

Justin Madubuike SZN :getin:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
If you’ve thought I’ve been insufferable the last 14 years just get ready people.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Sold, American.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

BlackJosh posted:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32177473/giraffe-named-cincinnati-bengals-qb-joe-burrow-dies-falling-ill

‘Giraffe named after Cincinnati Bengals QB Joe Burrow dies after falling ill’

So I want to preface this by saying I love animals and a young giraffe dying in captivity is very sad and not usually something to laugh at, but the headline of this is cracking me the gently caress up

Dude can’t catch a break

Do not laugh at the death of Burreaux the giraffe. :colbert:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

going out on a limb and saying I will watch some football games this week

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1436053887312609286

jesus

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
loving hell Ravens.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Derrick Henry
Julio Jones
AJ Brown

This season's gonna kick rear end.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
So the really concerning thing about losing Dobbins isn't how badly the team will miss him but how dangerous it is to run Baltimore's run heavy scheme with just one lead type back in Gus Edwards. If anything happens to Gus we're hosed.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Ravens practice field needs new turf and possibly an exorcism

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Oh

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

So the really concerning thing about losing Dobbins isn't how badly the team will miss him but how dangerous it is to run Baltimore's run heavy scheme with just one lead type back in Gus Edwards. If anything happens to Gus we're hosed.

um

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



There a list of like expected significant contributors each team's lost to injury so far? Because the ravens list has to be funny.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Yup

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

you have got to be loving kidding me

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'd congratulate the Browns for winning the AFC North, but they're still the Browns so they'll probably find a way to blow winning the division, so

Congrats to the Steelers for winning the AFC North.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

lmao now its time to punish leveon and throw him into d-lines repeatedly

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Leveon Bell, a Ravens nation looks to you and gulps.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kalli posted:

There a list of like expected significant contributors each team's lost to injury so far? Because the ravens list has to be funny.
There was a list of contract value lost to injury floating around a week or so ago but I don't know how to find it

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Mega64 posted:

I'd congratulate the Browns for winning the AFC North, but they're still the Browns so they'll probably find a way to blow winning the division, so

Congrats to the Steelers for winning the AFC North.

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1435713741543415810?t=bn_M0YK0D3PBLnEhUKIUpw&s=19

8 starters 3 with hamstring injuries that totally heal in no time

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Losing Peters they could possibly absorb.

Losing Gus is loving BAD

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I wonder, has a team ever lost an entire position group to injury before? Justice Hill wasn't going to do poo poo regardless but his inclusion does make it all a bit funnier.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Puppy Bowl posted:

I wonder, has a team ever lost an entire position group to injury before? Justice Hill wasn't going to do poo poo regardless but his inclusion does make it all a bit funnier.

Like 2011 the Patriots lost some absurd number of defensive backs and were playing Edelman at cornerback for a few games.

I remember one year, the Raiders or Broncos lost like 3 centers in September

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1436054628706275335

ACL, christ

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/jeffzrebiec/status/1436057074740482051

cool! cool.

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I wonder, has a team ever lost an entire position group to injury before? Justice Hill wasn't going to do poo poo regardless but his inclusion does make it all a bit funnier.

Does the broncos losing their entire QB room last year count. Or that year they lost like 6 running backs to injury and were signing Tatum Bell from his mall kiosk job

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I remember when I made some throwaway complain about some Ravens injuries and the dipshit Pats poster came screaming at me so y'all better stay quiet about these ones too

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Good time to pick up Ty'son Williams for your fantasy team. Poor kid is going to get a lot of carries.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Allow me to quote twitter 5,000 times: NOOO, my fantasy team!!!

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1436057084416733189

cool there goes CB2 too

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

What native burial area did Harbaugh poo poo in during the offseason?

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Chucktesla posted:

Does the broncos losing their entire QB room last year count.

That was just for a game. Looks like Baltimore has lost the entire squad for the season. One a week in the lead up to week one.

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