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Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Did the Ravens move to San Diego or something

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Well congrats Browns.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

LiquidFriend posted:

What native burial area did Harbaugh poo poo in during the offseason?

Sounds more like a Lamar move.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ty'Son Williams will get COVID from Lamar before Sunday.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This is clearly retribution from the football gods for the disrespect the Ravens showed to the sacred flaming thumbtack in the playoffs last season.

This punishment will not end until the Titans win the Super Bowl at the end of this season. Lamar Jackson will injure his butthole week 1 and have to play every game full of poop.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
We were all betting on the Steelers to fall off from last year and miss the playoffs, but now the Ravens are dropping like Chargers.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
With the Browns in their way I still think the Steelers will miss the playoffs. They do have a lot better chance at the wildcard though.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I still think the Ravens offense will be good but goddamn did it just get harder

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
This is actually kind of exciting. We're putting to test the idea that literally anyone, including the lucky fan in section 550 seat 17, can run the ball in a Lamar led offence. No upside to losing Peters. That just loving sucks. Would have been nice if that happened a few weeks ago when they could have at least kept Nigel Warrior.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I'd be wrapping up Lamar's legs in bubble wrap if I was Harbaugh.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Both non-contact injuries. Ravens weren't even in pads today.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

they were doing the ACL challenge

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Thank god Todd Gurley never signed with the Ravens, he would've probably exploded during practice.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
A few weeks ago if you made me pick between a season ending injury to Dobbins or Edwards I probably would have chosen to lose Dobbins. It's a tough choice but Edwards is so ridiculously steady. Thankfully I didn't have to chose.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1436065257986957322?s=20

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Stop saying good things about the Browns I don't like it. I feel 2019 coming on all over again.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they have lamar. just throw 4k and run 1.5k. that should make for top 3 in the league. i mean throw 5k. that's the right number now

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Is it just me or have there been more injuries this preseason?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Cavauro posted:

they have lamar. just throw 4k and run 1.5k. that should make for top 3 in the league. i mean throw 5k. that's the right number now

*Scheider voice*
We’re gonna need a bigger laxative. . .

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

*finally exhales after a week*

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1436063221190963206?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
How much would Lawrence Taylor command in today’s NFL Jesus Christ

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

How much would Lawrence Taylor command in today’s NFL Jesus Christ

He wouldn't be a MLB, I get the feeling he'd be an edge in modern NFL and make Edge money.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Maybe Richie's there and just keeping a low profile?

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1436069932358410241

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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As someone who saw him play in preseason, my goondolences.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Silly Burrito posted:

As someone who saw him play in preseason, my goondolences.

The Ravens saw him up close and personal. Slim pickings out there I guess.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

As someone who saw him play in preseason, my goondolences.

They've gotta just be signing bodies right now. Like Williams is gonna be the guy since he's been with them all year. The other guys are just emergency plays.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

AndrewP posted:

Both non-contact injuries. Ravens weren't even in pads today.

tell that to the twitter crowd yelling at him for running practices too hard

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

just need Todd Gurley now for the hydra of washed running backs

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
Ravens your supposed to maim your running backs DURING the season.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Shame the Texans have every washed running back on their roster already.

Haha Ravens, no David Johnson for you

Maybe try.... Lamar Miller? Oh oh I know Bilal Powell!

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



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What will it take for Frank Gore to make a roster smh

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Nov 27, 2007

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sportsgenius86 posted:

just need Todd Gurley now for the hydra of washed running backs

drat he fell apart quickly.

You'd figure some team would have a promising UDFA on their practice squad to snipe instead of the broken RBs.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

drat he fell apart quickly.

You'd figure some team would have a promising UDFA on their practice squad to snipe instead of the broken RBs.

I have to imagine in an emergency situation like this you're more looking for a guy who knows where to line up so they don't get your QB killed when your option is between two guys who are going to suck rear end running the ball.

Like yeah, the udfa has promise, but is way more likely to get Lamarr broken in half whiffing on a blocking assignment.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

Kalli posted:

I have to imagine in an emergency situation like this you're more looking for a guy who knows where to line up so they don't get your QB killed when your option is between two guys who are going to suck rear end running the ball.

Like yeah, the udfa has promise, but is way more likely to get Lamarr broken in half whiffing on a blocking assignment.

didnt devonta freeman do precisely that during 28-3

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
28mm a year is just. That’s insanity.

In context it’s great and all but just when you sit back and think about it in a vacuum, it’s absolutely insane the amount of money that is passed around annually if you’re able to hit that insanely well deserved peak.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



A big flaming stink posted:

didnt devonta freeman do precisely that during 28-3

You see, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.

And that's why you gotta go with DeVonta Freeman

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Nov 27, 2007

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Amy Pole Her posted:

28mm a year is just. That’s insanity.

In context it’s great and all but just when you sit back and think about it in a vacuum, it’s absolutely insane the amount of money that is passed around annually if you’re able to hit that insanely well deserved peak.

On the other hand, how much does Andy Dalton make to throw a football somewhat?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Kalli posted:

You see, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.

And that's why you gotta go with DeVonta Freeman

Scott Steiner should be an agent.

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