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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

Flowers for QAnon posted:

She also complained about his wine selection and lack of red wine.

I recall she complained a LOT about the quality of the date

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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i think he asked her to suck his finger and she did but it was weird

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

Minor Celebrities: they can have lovely wine and put on bad dates just like us normal people!

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

aziz going on irl geordie laforge dates lmbao

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
more a Bashir date vibe IMO

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
It seems like every man even remotely involved in Hollywood is a sex pest of some kind. God drat.

Also, out of curiosity, what did you all think of Master of None?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

his crime was being a fucken nerd and the judgement is that he gets to live happily for the rest of his life getting pussy with millions of dollars. justice

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
https://youtu.be/yeaGK-KVHaY

The numbers don’t lie

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

YeahTubaMike posted:

It seems like every man even remotely involved in Hollywood is a sex pest of some kind. God drat.

Also, out of curiosity, what did you all think of Master of None?

I loved it a lot but I'm not sure about the latest season, it was a bit pretencious and needed more humor
I also was watching it mostly for the alleged sex predator aziz ansari and that tall awkward bearded guy, but i do like that female character too that led the latest season, i dont know anyones names

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Carrot 'Scott Thompson' Top - turbo guilty

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
i liked the first season of master of none, it really leaned into being millenial seinfeld where you watch a bunch of obnoxious garbage people receiving their comeuppance constantly

unfortunately he took it too far by copying jerry seinfeld being a sex pest irl too

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




didn't follow super closely, so could be missing part of the story, but i don't think he did anything abusive. mostly he just got metoo'ed in a way that made him look ultra pathetic instead of like a sex pest. it was obviously super humiliating, and therefore is probably the pinnacle of his career in comedy.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

Carrot 'Scott Thompson' Top - turbo guilty

Somebody on here said that when he was a teenager carrot top squeezed his rear end and drunkenly told him he was gay. This is not a joke, somebody really posted this in the last few months.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Aziz Ansari sexually molested dj roomba. He brags about it in the parks and recreation dvd commentary. This makes him guilty.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
who can resis thte roomba though

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

RAAAAAANDY

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Bad Purchase posted:

didn't follow super closely, so could be missing part of the story, but i don't think he did anything abusive. mostly he just got metoo'ed in a way that made him look ultra pathetic instead of like a sex pest. it was obviously super humiliating, and therefore is probably the pinnacle of his career in comedy.

I think he kept trying to initiate sex and did some foreplay poo poo then stopped when she said "No." I think?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Guilty of going on a bad date and having it written about? Yes. Sexual predator who takes pleasure in overpowering women? Probably not.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Yes, I bet it was Randy that was fishhooking those poor women

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

More like Jizziz-too-fast Ansari

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

the holy poopacy posted:

unfortunately he took it too far by copying jerry seinfeld being a sex pest irl too

jerry seinfeld is a pedophile not a sex pest

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Argh my best thread and it got hosed up due to me nuking my imgur account

Dammit to hell

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Spinz posted:

Argh my best thread and it got hosed up due to me nuking my imgur account

Dammit to hell

I remember it, it was pretty funny.

It was like a goofus and gallant thing. I remember it featured cocaine in some way also.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I remember it, it was pretty funny.

Thanks! A lot of it is here

OP THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN PICTORIAL FORM FOR YOU!!!!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3926577

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

appropriatemetaphor posted:

aziz going on irl geordie laforge dates lmbao

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

he's not like the guy who would invite the lady comedians to his hotel room and make them order pizza and watch him jerk off while they waited on it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

He pissed and hosed the piss. Disgusting piece of poo poo

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

He pissed and hosed the piss. Disgusting piece of poo poo

leave nooner alone

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Spinz posted:

Thanks! A lot of it is here

OP THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN PICTORIAL FORM FOR YOU!!!!
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3926577

:lol::lol::lol:

click that link immediately

edit: there was also a link to the original story about the date in that thread, which is dead now, but I found it on archive.org: https://web.archive.org/web/20180725225240/https://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355

This is way worse than I remember, what a gross pushy creep.

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Sep 10, 2021

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Worf posted:

leave nooner alone

I will eat Nooner's body

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
that stupid little bitch
I'd give him an atomic wedgie and pick him up over my head in a military press, then I'd toss him up in the air in a spiral and fold my arms over my chest as I let his whole puny body land on top of my head where it would shatter into a million pieces against my neck muscles

e: wrong window. how y'all doing?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Cubone posted:

that stupid little bitch
I'd give him an atomic wedgie and pick him up over my head in a military press, then I'd toss him up in the air in a spiral and fold my arms over my chest as I let his whole puny body land on top of my head where it would shatter into a million pieces against my neck muscles

e: wrong window. how y'all doing?

Id eat his poo poo

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

writing a blog about how the dude can't gently caress and is kinda weird lmao

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Lascivious Sloth posted:

that tall awkward bearded guy

his name is tim hecker and he makes some amazing drone music

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Somebody on here said that when he was a teenager carrot top squeezed his rear end and drunkenly told him he was gay. This is not a joke, somebody really posted this in the last few months.

rapist carrot top seems like a choice cum town bit

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Bad Purchase posted:

:lol::lol::lol:

click that link immediately


This was a pro tip, holy poo poo the art owns.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Spinz' art threads are kick rear end

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Spinz owns even tho she disapproves of my sluttery and will not hesitate to say so

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

Sourdough Sam posted:

Better change his name to Aziz I'M SORRY

titty_baby_ posted:

A sleaze! (Am sorry)

:five:

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Spinz owns even tho she disapproves of my sluttery and will not hesitate to say so


Envy darling, solely envy

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