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Marmaduke! posted:The real crime is the friends we made on the way. By which I mean Ann. Its called "Woody Allening" And dont try to eat pussy on the first date unless its the first hour of the first date and she demands it.
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Being a single celebrity dating in New York has gotta be super weird.
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Toplowtech posted:If you are french, a foodie(like Aziz) or anyone with any food culture etiquette, you tend to think people who obsess over getting red wine over white/pink wine also tend to be insane alcoholic. It's like going to a Chinese restaurant and asking for burgers. If anything the fact it wasn't a red flag to Aziz, who literally had a Netflix show where he shared his foodies obsession, kinda implies he ignored it because he only planned to gently caress her. Or he just ignored it because its not that big of a deal. Was he supposed to stop the date? People sometimes date to get laid HTH. Edit: im a trained chef who has lived and worked in France and drinks often with French people.
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Sep 13, 2021 10:46
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Here I am respectfully excusing myself from this otherwise pleasant date due to my dates inexcusable wine decision. She will never be good enough for me, a self made foodie. At this point i shall excuse myself for i am a respecter of women the world over, and I dare not sully the sacred hetero sex bond by engaging in the empty act of cunnilingus or "eating pussy" as the unwashed masses call it. Because I have, above all, integrity.
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Sep 13, 2021 11:08
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She kicked her way into his private rich man wine cellar and grabbed a magnum of Chateu Pichon, cracking it against the expensive looking custom shelves in a frantic attempt to sup the sweet red nectar within. "You loving heathen bitch!", He lunged at her grasping the bottle with both hands, spinning them both round and into a large rack of unmarked cognac bottles, one of which hit the floor in a heady perfume-like explosion of distilled wine and glass. They stopped for a moment, chests heaving. "Id just prefer we not drink that now, I was sort of saving it", he walked over to her, glass crunching beneath his white Ferragamo loafers. "Ive got some Pinot Gris in the fridge chilled, it is midday after all". She never even had a choice.
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Lascivious Sloth posted:These are all very good points, but I think we're focusing too much on the wine selection, rather than the mind RAPE that is alleged. Did Aziz Ansari sexually assault this person, through his MIND? To answer this honestly you just have to look at babe.net and those involved to understand. The websites tagline was "for girls who dont give a gently caress".
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