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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting


You know

for butts

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Tongue

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day


I've had days like this.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

whoa

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

signalnoise posted:



You know

for butts

Why is it on fire

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

signalnoise posted:



You know

for butts

I mean, I guess this would work if someone wants a giant candle-looking thing in their bathroom.

Maybe I’m just not as eccentric or whimsical as you, OP :confused:

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I mean, I guess this would work if someone wants a giant candle-looking thing in their bathroom.

Maybe I’m just not as eccentric or whimsical as you, OP :confused:

I wouldn't buy one or use one but I would gladly take money from people who would buy one

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Why is it on fire

That'd probly be plastic

Look I am gonna need more flesh bidet mspaints you guys

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


Holographic projection of my enemies

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:



You know

for butts

I am pretty sure that is not how toilets work

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
President Bidet ending the war on my anus

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


That toilet hand from majoras mask except it wipes your butt for you

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Dude what do you gotta do to replicate whatever happens to runners that makes them poo poo their pants

A toilet that does that

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

signalnoise posted:

Dude what do you gotta do to replicate whatever happens to runners that makes them poo poo their pants

A toilet that does that

It's probably the up and down motion

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I am pretty sure that is not how toilets work

I think a fire-based bidet could be effective

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Icochet posted:

It's probably the up and down motion



Ah, ah, say no more, I have just the thing

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Still not sure how to feel about this one

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Smugworth posted:

Still not sure how to feel about this one

Aroused

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Smugworth posted:

Still not sure how to feel about this one

Warm and tingly.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
https://i.imgur.com/ogF04U0.mp4

deep cavity high speed wiping at the push of a lever with the Hyper Wiper™

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Songbearer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ogF04U0.mp4

deep cavity high speed wiping at the push of a lever with the Hyper Wiper™

:vince:

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

signalnoise posted:



You know

for butts
OP, expand your mind.

Rotate your perspective.

It can be done.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

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Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

zaepg posted:

President Bidet ending the war on my anus

President Bidet withdrawing from Assghanistan

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