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What stories you got? Did you do any gross poo poo? Join a fraternity? Played WoW all day? See your roommate do some hosed up poo poo? Well? Let me hear em!
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Sep 10, 2021 19:32
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A guy on my floor found out his grandpa died of old age and went on a rampage breaking windows and stuff with a chair. The windows in the dorm were reinforced with wire so I just assumed this isn't the first time this has happened.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:35
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A guy on my floor was like 400 pounds and drank heavily to the point he was told by a doctor that his liver was basically defunct and that he had months to live. I saw that guy in one class the year after, but I transferred out of it for unrelated reasons the never saw him again.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:37
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One time one of my professors had a heart attack in class. He was easily over 90 years old and his faculty photograph was from the 1960’s, in which he already looked old. He was fine the next week though. Well, he was still alive and working the next week, I don’t know that he was fine, he was still 90+ years old.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:40
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Let me tell you, that Asher Roth was a lying cocksucker.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:46
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I lived in the river dorms my freshman year of Rutgers. New Brunswick is a horrible city. The sky is never black at night, always purple or orange. There was this parking deck across from our dorm with these hideous orange lights. There was a stash of cinder blocks near some new construction around the lecture halls about a half mile down the road. We got a group together one night and trekked the cinderblocks up the 6 flights to the top of the parking garage and dropped them onto the orange lights, destroying them. They were replaced by white lights built into the structure. I also got mugged by two pieces of poo poo outside of my dorm sophomore year. As an opener one of them had blindsided me with a mag-light. I had to get 16 stitches. They attempted to steal my iPod which I used as a weapon to fight back with and managed to keep, I attempted to give chase but couldn't because of the blood pouring from my scalp made it impossible to see. The campus police were less than no help so one night when the station was the dark, me and Jesse each took knives with the intent of popping all the cop car tires but the pop was so loud that we ran off after popping two. Not me but there was an altercation between squam and the wrestling frat wherein someone wasn't allowed into a party and the dejected side came back with an aluminum bat, hit someone in the head with it, crippling them with permanent brain damage. They were sentenced to 10 years in prison. During freshmen orientation, they gave a presentation about sexual assault and their was a comments section afterwards and this really Puerto-Rican girl raised her hand and said "You so stupid! Why you rape her and poo poo?" Everyone in the auditorium laughed. I became friends with her, she rolled really good blunts. Now she works for the CDC. I saw Kanye West perform and didn't know who he was.
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Sep 10, 2021 19:56
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I smoked weed and drank alcohol on "tha reg" . Bitch.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:04
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One time I passed out while taking a terrible poo poo from a long night of drinking and smoking weed and I woke up to find out I had thrown up into my underwear and pants between my legs. Anyway I loved college
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Sep 10, 2021 20:06
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Never went.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:07
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We had two liquor stores within walking distance that didn’t card.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:07
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killed a man
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Sep 10, 2021 20:08
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i went to a very stringent catholic college for two years (finished my degree elsewhere). during my time there, i: stopped some morons from drunkenly trying to jump on a train broke into the cafeteria liquor cabinet in the middle of the night saved a buddy, with the help of friends, from getting expelled for having booze (booze was not allowed except at official functions) had a bad rear end sheep wool and leather pimp coat that i used to hide wine bottles in the giant sleeves broke into the library with a friend, printed out porn, and hid it randomly in the books (this was later mentioned in a speech by the head admin dude but never got caught for it) blew up a microwave in the middle of the night, jacked up the head of security's car and put it on cinder blocks just about an inch off the ground so he couldn't move it ran from cops multiple times both on foot and in a car, usually ending up hiding at the house of a cook who worked at the college and would let us chill and get drunk there (there was later a ban issued on students going to his place, he wasn't fired somehow) broke into the rec building and stole a shitload of snack food tried to talk a dude out of knocking up one of the hottest girls on campus but he did anyway because he was dumb as poo poo; he later got a shotgun wedding put a raw chicken in the heating duct of the room of a particular rear end in a top hat that everyone hated (also one of the morons i stopped from jumping the train) took a poo poo on a british flag and left it in the yard outside the dorm constantly smoked and drank in the room, obviously pirated the previously mentioned rear end in a top hat's wifi (wifi was not allowed outside the library) my friends and i constantly snuck over to the womens' side of campus (entering the opposite sexes' dorms was not allowed unless you were on the maintenance crew or something, and you were not allowed on the opposite side after dark; obviously this rule was routinely broken) i guess that's it
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Sep 10, 2021 20:14
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i used to hang out with this japanese exchange student who lived in the unit next to mine. he was pumped to know someone from hawaii and told me that his secret reason for coming to america was to smoke marijuana. so mostly we did a lot of thatFartington Butts posted:We had two liquor stores within walking distance that didn’t card. we had a liquor store within walking distance that was owned by some eastern europeans who were very insistent about carding, but their prices were so low and their selection was so huge that only a fool would complain. i once got a bottle of horrid godiva liqueur for five bucks Fur20 fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Sep 10, 2021 |
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Sep 10, 2021 20:21
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I once saw a turd in one of the dorm toilets that was shaped and sized incredibly like a brick, the person who shat it's rear end in a top hat had to have had tearing, it is to date the most enormous single grouping of poo poo I have ever seen in my life. All of the other toilets were covered in vomit, so I had to go to another floor to do my business.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:23
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WhyZodiac fucked around with this message at 09:40 on Sep 13, 2021 |
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Sep 10, 2021 20:24
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Some guys dammed up the showers on a upper floor to make a hot tub, it got noticed when water began going into the floor below. A friend bought a cheap used scooter and was idling it outside a building while he went inside and it exploded. No one was hurt but it caused a minor fire and he was very lucky to not have been riding when it happened.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:31
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I built an 18 hole mini golf course in my dorm for everyone to play with one night. Add a bunch of booze to dumb kids... The damage to the walls and a window or two was pretty bad. They never pinned it on me.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:44
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Some guys dammed up the showers on a upper floor to make a hot tub, it got noticed when water began going into the floor below. this is way more common than you think! 
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Sep 10, 2021 21:00
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a dude on my dorm floor never showered the whole year. he'd walk down the hall and it would smell like poo poo for hours. one day me and a bunch of friends were walking to dinner and we saw his roommate walk into the room and immediately deadbolt the door. the dude had one of those gazes where he was obviously dead inside. i put a couch in my dorm room that took up the whole loving space. you had to climb over it to get to the desks. i also had a huge crt tv in there one time at an apartment party some dudes lit a couch on fire and threw it 4 stories down into the building atrium. at a house party we threw a drunk girl had a breakdown and crawled under the pop-a-shot basketball thing in our dining room and had a long cry.
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Sep 10, 2021 21:12
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I remember telling my dorm-mate that Osama bin Laden was dead, and he asked me what channel to watch. I shouted "any channel!" because we killed Osama bin Laden, that poo poo's going to be on Nickelodeon. Funnily enough, I learned about his death from the Something Awful Forums.
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Sep 10, 2021 21:22
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I did a lot of things that I am still extremely ashamed of 20 years later and hope that I never have to answer for A couple years ago I was at a party in a place many states away from where I went to college and found out a couple people there were at the same college as me at the same time and I had to say "hey, if you recognize me from college, I probably need to apologize for probably being a shithead"
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Sep 10, 2021 21:29
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here's my cool college story: I never went out and got good grades and played all the final fantasy games.
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Sep 10, 2021 21:29
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My first year I lived in off-campus for-profit dorms. There were three buildings with two of them fully housed but our building only had enough students for one of the three floors. The second and third floor were locked off. I quickly learned I could use my flimsy student ID card to jimmy the lock open, just like in a movie. We did nothing malicious but go up to the second floor to do our laundry, as there were 4 washers and dryers not being used. Did not have to wait in line like everywhere else in the complex. We would do our laundry, smoke weed and cigars and then head out after a couple hours. The amazing thing is this place was shut-off, but it would still get cleaned every week. It made for a cool place to chill out and wash clothes.
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Sep 10, 2021 21:34
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the first year a couple of my friends lived on a dorm floor with a shower shitter. the first time it was "yeah, ok, haha, gently caress you", but then it kept happening and every time it happened, everyone on the floor had a part of the several hundred dollar cleanup bill added to their end-of-year damage charges. the guy was eventually dubbed "the phantom shitter" and just kept getting away with it no matter what they did to try and catch him. eventually it got to the point where the whole floor was at risk of being kicked out of the housing lottery for the next year because the shitter racked up so much in fines and cleanup bills for the entire floor. it finally stopped near the end of the year when basically everyone on the floor was policing the bathroom 24/7 looking for this guy. they never actually caught the perpetrator, but everyone on the floor owed upwards of $1k in collective cleanup bills for his actions
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Sep 10, 2021 21:37
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The_Franz posted:the first year a couple of my friends lived on a dorm floor with a shower shitter. the first time it was "yeah, ok, haha, gently caress you", but then it kept happening and every time it happened, everyone on the floor had a part of the several hundred dollar cleanup bill added to their end-of-year damage charges. the guy was eventually dubbed "the phantom shitter" and just kept getting away with it no matter what they did to try and catch him. eventually it got to the point where the whole floor was at risk of being kicked out of the housing lottery for the next year because the shitter racked up so much in fines and cleanup bills for the entire floor. it finally stopped near the end of the year when basically everyone on the floor was policing the bathroom 24/7 looking for this guy. they never actually caught the perpetrator, but everyone on the floor owed upwards of $1k in collective cleanup bills for his actions it was the janitor
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Sep 10, 2021 21:40
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Had two roommates in on-campus dorm. I thought the fire alarm was going off in the middle of the night but when I looked at their beds they weren't reacting so I assumed I was dreaming and stayed in bed. Soon after could see people gathered outside for the evacuation, and I didn't know what to do so I stayed in the room (the alarm had turned off by that point). Learned my roommates were ridiculously deep sleepers and that the RA wouldn't bother to do a proper headcount like he was supposed to, but nothing came of it. During an alarm another day there was a guy outside I had never met, learned he lived a few rooms down and almost never left not even to go to class. Wasn't making trouble but would have been a helluva lot cheaper to just get a one room apt somewhere without paying for tuition. Our RA that year was a cool guy but a buddy who lived near the fire exit would not stop tampering with the lock so he could get in from the outside and eventually the RA had to fine him after many warnings.
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Sep 10, 2021 21:44
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Nice that you went By the way goons its not too late until eh late 40s prolly If you on the fence just loving do it
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Sep 10, 2021 21:53
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While living in off-campus house buddy had basement room with a fireplace that had the chimney bricked off, which the landlord made clear and the guy understood. When it got cold he built a fire anyway and it was nice and warm until the air became toxic and he had to open every window and get out. No lasting damage but he considered doing it again and somehow plan around the air issue until we yelled at him to knock it off. Friends adapting to feeding themselves presented some interesting choices. Three of us tried to buy groceries together from Costco including a pack of bacon. That lasted a day until one guy polished it all off with the explanation "I made a BLT." We were more impressed than upset but he had to get his own groceries after that.
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Sep 10, 2021 22:21
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i smoked weed and played video games. dont think i ever talked to anybody. eventually i started doing opiates instead.
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Sep 10, 2021 22:36
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During dead week, I went into a computer lab as early as allowable to get poo poo done. There were two other people (a guy and a girl) in the whole room, so it was dead silent. At some point, a HUGE FART echoed through the room. Everything returned to dead silence. After about a minute the girl got up and left, never to return. I always wondered if she shat herself.
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Sep 10, 2021 22:39
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The_Franz posted:the first year a couple of my friends lived on a dorm floor with a shower shitter. the first time it was "yeah, ok, haha, gently caress you", but then it kept happening and every time it happened, everyone on the floor had a part of the several hundred dollar cleanup bill added to their end-of-year damage charges. the guy was eventually dubbed "the phantom shitter" and just kept getting away with it no matter what they did to try and catch him. eventually it got to the point where the whole floor was at risk of being kicked out of the housing lottery for the next year because the shitter racked up so much in fines and cleanup bills for the entire floor. it finally stopped near the end of the year when basically everyone on the floor was policing the bathroom 24/7 looking for this guy. they never actually caught the perpetrator, but everyone on the floor owed upwards of $1k in collective cleanup bills for his actions Lmfao. We had a phantom shitter too but he got too cocky and bragged about it to one of his friends which filtered to everyone else. He was a weird dude that would exclusively ride unicycles around campus and would sometimes sleep in the bushes outside even though he was a student. I think he got kicked out on academic probation but he only managed 2 shits the entire time, pitiful
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Sep 10, 2021 22:55
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i tried to push open a door with my foot while carrying a bunch of books but it was locked so i walked right into it and broke my nose
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Sep 10, 2021 23:21
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I put my hand inside a hole in a cow's guts
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Sep 10, 2021 23:33
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We shot guns at cans on the edge of a farm and we hear someone screeching inbetween rounds from the road "WHAT YOU BOYS SHOOTIN" it was a cop
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Sep 10, 2021 23:39
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I saw a horse non-committally blast diarrhea over an entire stable wall and it literally arched up and down like someone was strafing a hose over the wall. The horse didn't react in any way whatsoever
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Sep 10, 2021 23:42
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i studied the whole time and did not have a single minute of fun because getting a degree from bovine university is serious business.
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Sep 11, 2021 00:30
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I had an art appreciation professor who was rather fond of Xanax. It was a once-weekly class so it was three or four hours long. At the start of the period, she would be perfectly normal. Then she'd pop a pill. Then she's pop another pill. Pop a few more pills. By the end of the period, she was invariably on the floor with the slide projector's remote control in her hand, rapidly skipping through pictures until she found one she liked, pausing on it for a while, then rapidly skipping to another, entirely unaware of the classroom in front of her. Every single week.
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Sep 11, 2021 00:33
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I went to a small, private college full of shut-in nerds (only about 1200 students) and ended up being the only student representative on the appeals & discipline committee that mostly dealt with academic problems but also any students that acted poorly on campus grounds or in the dorms. The story that sticks out the most in my mind was the one Freshman student who got a set of kitchen knives and kept showing them off to his dormmates. Except he wasn't well put together so it was more like threatening them. At first they made him take the knives out of the dorm and put them in the trunk of his car, but he would keep sneaking them back in to the dorm to hide them under his matress. His roommates kept finding out about them and this obviously made them really uncomfortable so we kicked him out of the dorms altogether. I don't think he continued in to the second year.
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Sep 11, 2021 00:34
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dustin.h posted:I had an art appreciation professor who was rather fond of Xanax. It was a once-weekly class so it was three or four hours long. At the start of the period, she would be perfectly normal. Then she'd pop a pill. Then she's pop another pill. Pop a few more pills. By the end of the period, she was invariably on the floor with the slide projector's remote control in her hand, rapidly skipping through pictures until she found one she liked, pausing on it for a while, then rapidly skipping to another, entirely unaware of the classroom in front of her. Every single week. well, you learned the secret to appreciating art drugs, lots of drugs
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Sep 11, 2021 00:41
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gently caress SNEEP posted:I went to a small, private college full of shut-in nerds (only about 1200 students) and ended up being the only student representative on the appeals & discipline committee that mostly dealt with academic problems but also any students that acted poorly on campus grounds or in the dorms. The story that sticks out the most in my mind was the one Freshman student who got a set of kitchen knives and kept showing them off to his dormmates. Except he wasn't well put together so it was more like threatening them. At first they made him take the knives out of the dorm and put them in the trunk of his car, but he would keep sneaking them back in to the dorm to hide them under his matress. His roommates kept finding out about them and this obviously made them really uncomfortable so we kicked him out of the dorms altogether. I don't think he continued in to the second year. would you say he was... cut?
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Sep 11, 2021 00:42
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