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One time, I was dating a medical student. About halfway through the school year, we were at a local coffee shop studying and this guy I've never met before shows up and starts talking to the med student like they're in a relationship. I shoot her a look and she gives me a "talk about it later" signal. This other guy then goes and orders coffee. I ask her who the guy is and she says "that's my boyfriend", which immediately makes me irrationally angry. She goes on to explain that she's always been dating this guy and just never told me. In other words, she's been cheating on him with me. The boyfriend starts heading back to our table. I start to panic and pack my stuff up to leave. I'm polite to him but so flustered that the whole interaction barely registers. Later that day the med student texts me and explains that she's "polyamorous" but that her boyfriend just doesn't know that because it would make him uncomfortable. She begs for me to stay with her. I told her that she's a terrible person and should really tell her boyfriend what she's done and cut contact. She later inserted herself into my friend group through another friend, only to stalk me and harass the girl I dated after her (mostly by following her around the city and staring at her). She's a GP at the local children's hospital now and I am terrified of running into her again, especially if I have to go there with my family.
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Dr.D-O posted:One time, I was dating a medical student. Similar story with me. I started hooking up with this girl from class pretty regularly. We’d have sex, but she’d never suck my dick or kiss me. I thought it was weird but whatever. At some point she told me she had a boyfriend and they were in an open relationship. Didn’t bother me. I just kept taking her back to my place after class. Eventually she started asking if I wanted to go out for drinks or something with her and her boyfriend. I was like, “Nope I’m all set. You guys have fun though.” Then she started jumping right into threesome stuff. Like texting me that she all of a sudden really wants to suck my dick... if her boyfriend can watch. I told her no thanks. We kept hooking up though, so I didn’t see a need to bring another dude into the situation. She did eventually quit banging me, almost immediately as soon as I cut my very long hair. Overall, I’m glad I got to fool around with that girl without having to have sex with her boyfriend too. 5/5 would do again.
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# ? Sep 13, 2021 17:59 |
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Saw another student get hit by a car while she was crossing the road. The impact tossed her 6 feet in the air, popping off her backpack and one shoe, she spun around twice and landed on her back. Completely still for a minute, I’m sure I wasn’t the only one thinking I just watched a person die. Then she got up, put her shoe back on, grabbed her pack and started walking again like nothing had happened, clearly in shock.
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# ? Sep 14, 2021 15:18 |
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One time one of our tutors was trying to shut a filing cabinet drawer whilst sitting in a chair underneath it and it was being stubborn. He slammed it as hard as he could and a CRT tv that was sitting top fell off and hit him on the head. The class roared with laughter because we were all little poo poo heads.
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# ? Sep 14, 2021 16:31 |
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Here's an old post of mine from the Weird Exes thread:me posted:The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedie of Fladi and Florge. This was in the same year that two underage twinks from Oshawa de facto moved into our residence because they were dating two of my housemates and we had the cops called on us. Also it was 2003 and Ontario so everyone claimed to have banged Avril Lavigne in high school. e: The guy who lived underneath me was a former child star with a chronic masturbation habit and a driver's license from Grand Cayman that the bouncer at the Brass Rail ripped up when we tried to go there once. It was unlaminated so the guy assumed it was fake. *"Shoulder Guy" was another of Florge's friends. he was a righteous vegetarian who refused to kiss Fladi because she chose to eat meat (not very observant). So they kind of just sucked on each other's shoulders all night. Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Sep 14, 2021 |
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I was in the bathroom at the math building cleaning the gunk off a fresh tattoo that covers a good chunk of my arm. Some guy walks in and starts chatting with me about it sayin stuff like "Ah bro fresh ink?? Nice bro did it hurt at all? Yeah it can sting bro I like those lines though real good work bro. First one? Niiice welcome to the club bro! How long did it take? Six hours? Wow you must sit real good, I almost tapped out of mine. Check it out" and he rolled up his shirt sleeve and flexed and he had the word Ubuntu written in cursive on his inner bicep
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# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:15 |
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Ibexaz posted:I was in the bathroom at the math building cleaning the gunk off a fresh tattoo that covers a good chunk of my arm. Some guy walks in and starts chatting with me about it sayin stuff like "Ah bro fresh ink?? Nice bro did it hurt at all? Yeah it can sting bro I like those lines though real good work bro. First one? Niiice welcome to the club bro! How long did it take? Six hours? Wow you must sit real good, I almost tapped out of mine. Check it out" and he rolled up his shirt sleeve and flexed and he had the word Ubuntu written in cursive on his inner bicep lmao
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# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:49 |
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1998 is the year of linux on the bicep
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# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:52 |
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Failed my classes, got repeatedly sent to the discipline board for various stupid things, got a girl pregnant, and capped it off with getting banned from campus. All in the first term! Guess I wasn't ready for school, I finished my degree at 33 once I'd chilled the gently caress out a lot. I really hate college students, I can't imagine having to deal with them on a daily basis now (besides my kid, she's chill and mature and basically the opposite of what I was)
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 01:20 |
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I was hanging out with my girlfriend in her dorm, when he roommate and roommate’s friend enter. The friend says, “I just got my nipples pierced!” I said something like, “Did everything go okay?” And she said, “I think so! Check em out!” She then pulled down her shirt and showed me her boobs. I miss college.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 01:26 |
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Mozi posted:1998 is the year of linux on the bicep
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 04:02 |
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I had a fling with a girl 7 years older than me that I had met on Livejournal through someone else I knew through the forums who had? gone to the same school as me but I never met in real life. Otherwise I just posted a lot and wore a Gooncon 2004 shirt around campus. I didn't go to Gooncon, I just had the shirt.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 05:31 |
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I lost my virginity freshman year....... to a 49 year old dominatrix in Bayonne who wanted me sleep over her apartment in a cage but I was a pussy and drove back to the river dorms. Oh also there were 2 other goons on my floor that year.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 05:59 |
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I was/am/is naïve I had my philosophy proffessor a nice woman who went to smith college ask me to get her pot...."to make into tea for her poor cat that happened to have cancer" Here's the thing I didnt smoke pot....yet I scored for her and believed her story for going on 20 years then one day I thought to myself....would she lie about the cat?...
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 09:18 |
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Ups_rail posted:I was/am/is naïve Philosophy profs should really have their own hookups.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 10:00 |
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a guy on the football team had gnarly hemorrhoids and would show them to anyone at any time. sometimes this would be his way of introducing himself to you a different guy thought I was trying to steal his girlfriend so one night he came onto our floor and used a can of chocolate cake frosting to paint a giant swastika and wrote JEW in huge letters on my room door
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 12:16 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Philosophy profs should really have their own hookups. sounds like she found one
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 12:49 |
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I was stuck downtown in a sports riot for the Red Sox. It started after someone shot flares at the police. Nothing makes you know how well you can run than making sure you stay in front of a stampede of people. I saw my douchebag roommate and his girlfriend get hosed down with pepper spray. Yeah, that night was awesome.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 13:41 |
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My second roommate was a really really dumb guy who was taking steroids, and one of my very first interactions was him asking me if I’d mind sticking a needle in his butt a few times a week. He also kept his porn tapes out in the open and I ended up just giving him my VCR (this was 1999) because he was always leaving jizzy fingerprints on the remote. My third roommate was a Jewish kid who had become a born-again Christian who never left the room and spent hours on the phone arguing theology with his parents. He also had a porn addiction. I commuted the rest of my college career.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 14:11 |
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One time we had a party in the common room and we didn't clean it up before the cleaner came in. She left us an angry note that was kind of dramatic? I mean, she was not wrong. Most of us sought her out to apologize, but my lovely roommate decided to correct the cleaner's note with a red pen instead, because she was genuinely horrible. Anyways, the cleaning woman hilariously responded with a photocopy of her graduation photo from our school. lovely Roomie was shoooooooook. She was personally victimized by Regina George. Then she moved out in shame under cover of night. Fleta Mcgurn fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Sep 15, 2021 |
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One night I sat in my room reading the internet, playing video games and doing homework instead of socializing with the young, attractive, and intelligent people all around me. No wait, that was every night.
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Origin posted:I was stuck downtown in a sports riot for the Red Sox. It started after someone shot flares at the police. Nothing makes you know how well you can run than making sure you stay in front of a stampede of people. During a summer abroad art history in Paris thing, a girl in our group got a black eye from riot police after France beat Brazil in the 2006 World Cup. That night was also awesome.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 15:27 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:One time we had a party in the common room and we didn't clean it up before the cleaner came in. She left us an angry note that was kind of dramatic? I mean, she was not wrong. Most of us sought her out to apologize, but my lovely roommate decided to correct the cleaner's note with a red pen instead, because she was genuinely horrible. Lmao fuckin
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 15:28 |
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Shot a Pearl Jam concert for the Houston Post. Hung out with Tripping Daisy and The Nixons. Watched a guy try to run across the bonfire and fail, ended up taking him to the ER with bits of him falling off into my friend's Chrysler. Was a late-night DJ on a low-power college rock station for 4 years. I still have a CD wallet full of terrible indie bands.
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 15:34 |
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PhotoKirk posted:
gently caress ya, fellow radio goon. I shittily ran the recording studio for my college. The weeks leading up to Valentine's day were the worst. People wanted to record so many bad covers for their girlfriend.
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Spaghett posted:gently caress ya, fellow radio goon. I shittily ran the recording studio for my college. The weeks leading up to Valentine's day were the worst. People wanted to record so many bad covers for their girlfriend. Lol what were some of the worst covers?
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# ? Sep 15, 2021 22:12 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:Lol what were some of the worst covers? $5 says that the list includes Nothing Compares 2 U and Hallelujah.
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Mormon Nailer posted:Another "fun" college story: I dated a girl who was a couple of years older than me, but her parents were fundamentalist baptists so she never even mentioned me to them as anything more than a friend. Her parents caught her with booze and, uh, me, and kicked her out. She lived with me for a couple of weeks, then had a "religious awakening" and moved back in with her parents, dropped out, got married a few months later and pumped out 7 or 8 kids. I assume she never mentioned to her now-husband her tawdry past of eating pussy like it's the last food on earth. Last I heard they're youth pastors at some mega church in Michigan. incredible post/username synergy
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 02:29 |
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One time In college I asked Genesplicer the RA if they’re tugging and got a six hour party timeout
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 02:46 |
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drat buzzfeed staff must be getting lazy if they can't even wait for reddit threads to rip off and copy hey OP hows life at buzzfeed?
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 02:50 |
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I spent 1989 until 1995 in college. First year was awkward. Nobody knew how to live without our parents. Holy poo poo, I'm free! I can do what I want.! Who's gonna do my laundry?
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 04:09 |
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I'm amazed and relieved I'm not at the other end of any of these stories. PhotoKirk posted:
That's a good photo.
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 04:48 |
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Did you meet Eddie Vedder?
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 04:49 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:Lol what were some of the worst covers? Mainly Wonderwall but even worse was Hey There Delilah. It just sucked. I just wanted to play with the board. The best cover was "Time of Your Life" by Green Day sung by an Asian guy who spoke English so poorly that it was a challenge just to schedule the session. He hit every loving note and articulated every syllable perfectly. It was incredible.
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 06:21 |
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In college, I was briefly in a polyamorous relationship with a man who wore a kilt and a female quadriplegic. I was very lonely in college.
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 07:59 |
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Spaghett posted:Hey There Delilah. Can't see how a cover could be any worse than the original. gently caress that song and gently caress the no-talent rear end clowns that wrote and performed it.
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 08:43 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:In college, I was briefly in a polyamorous relationship with a man who wore a kilt and a female quadriplegic. I was very lonely in college. How did he wear the quadriplegic?
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 08:52 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:How did he wear the quadriplegic? Over his shoulders like dogwolf barbarian boy.
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therattle posted:Over his shoulders like dogwolf barbarian boy. That's hot; I'd get in on that action.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:In college, I was briefly in a polyamorous relationship with a man who wore a kilt and a female quadriplegic. I was very lonely in college. Dang, living the dream. Anyway, I was pressured into having sex with a mammoth.
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